Online Dating is a Nightmare...

[Damaged Maven]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Im tired of fat ass smelly bitches. God damn it I want a decent looking chick for a change.

well u have to be in it 2 win it - go out and be visible irl. im not saying u dont but thats how it happens. i once dated a dude i met in a fender bender lol

Dooly noted. Next chick I see I'm gonna run her ass over lol.

 

[Jeannie]

Im tired of fat ass smelly bitches. God damn it I want a decent looking chick for a change.

well u have to be in it 2 win it - go out and be visible irl. im not saying u dont but thats how it happens. i once dated a dude i met in a fender bender lol

Dooly noted. Next chick I see I'm gonna run her ass over lol.

aim for the local fatties and thin the herd

 

[Jeannie]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

this from a dude who didnt shower for 16 days :SickFace:

 

[Damaged Maven]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

this from a dude who didnt shower for 16 days :SickFace:

It topped out at 20, and I was merely aromatic. It started as depression, then became a challenge. What's your point?

 

[Jeannie]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

this from a dude who didnt shower for 16 days :SickFace:

It topped out at 20, and I was merely aromatic. It started as depression, then became a challenge. What's your point?

merely aromatic 2 who, ppl in the neighboring village?

if i was that goddess of yours i would have put u through a car wash before letting u inside

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

this from a dude who didnt shower for 16 days :SickFace:

It topped out at 20, and I was merely aromatic. It started as depression, then became a challenge. What's your point?

merely aromatic 2 who, ppl in the neighboring village?

if i was that goddess of yours i would have put u through a car wash before letting u inside

The goddess probably smelt worse than him lol

 

[Jeannie]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

this from a dude who didnt shower for 16 days :SickFace:

It topped out at 20, and I was merely aromatic. It started as depression, then became a challenge. What's your point?

merely aromatic 2 who, ppl in the neighboring village?

if i was that goddess of yours i would have put u through a car wash before letting u inside

The goddess probably smelt worse than him lol

poor woman probably lost her sense of smell

 

[Bastard Factory]

I tried online dating after rebounding, I'm guilty of stopping or blocking a convo half way through. Mainly because its all going good they show some depth, some humility all the characteristics I like in the first couple of messages. Then I get busy for a day and heaven forbid I dont log in and reply for a whole 30 hours or something and I get a " fine then dont reply, I can take a hint" or similar needy clingy message.
Another thing is men who seem normal, tick the boxes etc then they mistake humour for a chance to tell you their tit size preference. One idiot thought my tits were bigger than they were cos of a bad/good angle of my pic :P ....So he tells me how he loves massive tits.... awkward cos.. i'm lucky to be a b.... So i just blocked.... Also one who tried to tell me that we need to have sex before we commit to actually dating so we dont waste time if not physically compatible... um ok... so I told him how I loved to suck dick and satisfy my man and have a good sex drive etc.. right before telling him to go and fuck himself cos I dont root pigs.

So yeah, online dating sucks ass.

dropping contact for a little while is a good test 2 see if their calm cool demeanor is an act and so many blow it right there... i hate clingy codependancy

Lol and the ones who manage to get your phone number then proceed to text stupid shit non stop. One sent me a Sean the sheep thumbs up gif, like wtf am I 11..
If someone texts me goodmorning as if we are officially dating I get creeped out and end contact. I hate updates through the day about someones life who I haven’t even met yet. Most guys don’t get to the meeting point because they fuck it up

its that feeling that they want u so much more than the other way around - they rush, like their life was empty until the moment they met u which is a red flag

then they try 2 guide the convo like its casual -
'oh i bought underwear today - hey btw what color is yours hmm?' lol

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[Jeannie]

this thread is full of priceless info so i hope u dudes r taking notes lol

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I don't need notes Jenkins.

 

[Damaged Maven]

You can avoid fat, but no woman smells like summer rain for more than 20 minutes.

this from a dude who didnt shower for 16 days :SickFace:

It topped out at 20, and I was merely aromatic. It started as depression, then became a challenge. What's your point?

merely aromatic 2 who, ppl in the neighboring village?

if i was that goddess of yours i would have put u through a car wash before letting u inside

The goddess probably smelt worse than him lol

At times, maybe. We're very continental.

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

Holy shit.

It's like Ruby Calaber all over again.

I'm having flashbacks.

Dear God, no!

 

[Blazor]

I never did online dating, but meeting in person is the way to go.

Im not gonna lie, I lost my V card when I was 16, and married the girl, and was with her almost 20 years. I was so out of touch with the dating scene when I got flung back into it, had Approach Anxiety, though I normally talk to anyone. Was tempted to do online dating, but it didnt feel right.

If you wanna know what really helped me, was reading articles on

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right here. Ya have to go to the article section. I never signed up for the membership but read plenty. I didnt pay attention to the Pick Up Game end, but instead things like how to approach women and such. Being married for so long to a jealous woman, I had to unbrainwash that shit lol. Anyway, thats the best site I found 6 years ago, that didnt have any of the bullshit a lot of other articles had. If your game is on point, no need, but I thought this would help out anyone that needs help, NOT LOOKING AT ANYONE IN PARTICULAR! lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Go out there, talk to people, make new mates, get to know their mates and family’s, you never know who’s out there, if you go for a drink, go somewhere a bit nice, not a sleazy pub where the bears cheep, you will only find shit in a shit hole.

 

[Bastard Factory]

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As most know, women don't feel attraction, sex drive, or urgency to hook up the way men do. Their attraction builds gradually like a dimmer knob, or "wound up" through words, details and has more layers than a man's. She has too many options for you to bring last year's game.

Create attraction. Remember, you're the prize.

As long as you're chasing, you're 1 in a 1000 guys thirsty for her.

 

[Val Gina]

Why did I watch that gif for five mins straight

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Why did I watch that gif for five mins straight

Day dreaming that was your door and he was yours forever...

 

[Val Gina]

Why did I watch that gif for five mins straight

Day dreaming that was your door and he was yours forever...

lol I think i need sleep, was waiting for him to walk in and her to turn around but it .. well didnt

 

[Scott]

It's the nature of things, a thousand drones to one queen and the lucky one gets his head ripped off afterward lol.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Couple of profiles I recently came across...

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[Oliver Shagnasty]

I've met 4 girls so far on tinder and I always ask to take them out to dinner but they never want to. They just want to come over to my house and bang. Try to be a nice guy and take a girl out to a nice restaurant before you take her home just don't seem to be the thing anymore.

 

[Val Gina]

I'd never use tinder, the whole site rooting among itself is a turn off.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I'd never use tinder, the whole site rooting among itself is a turn off.

It works though. You just gotta be picky.

 

[Jeannie]

It's the nature of things, a thousand drones to one queen and the lucky one gets his head ripped off afterward lol.

 

[Jeannie]

I've met 4 girls so far on tinder and I always ask to take them out to dinner but they never want to. They just want to come over to my house and bang. Try to be a nice guy and take a girl out to a nice restaurant before you take her home just don't seem to be the thing anymore.

i suppose its just for booty calls then

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I've met 4 girls so far on tinder and I always ask to take them out to dinner but they never want to. They just want to come over to my house and bang. Try to be a nice guy and take a girl out to a nice restaurant before you take her home just don't seem to be the thing anymore.

i suppose its just for booty calls then

Well yes mostly I did date one girl for a while that I really liked and my buddy met his gf there so it can happen.

 

[Jeannie]

:facepalm:

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[shin]

Most online dating sites are a scam. It's much easier to meet someone through social media, believe it or not. All it takes is a little conversational skill.

For those who are just looking for quick sex, there are sites for that which I wouldn't call dating sites... but craigslist and when it was up, backpage has hookers. I'm sure there are more sites without all the rabbit holes.