Pet Peeves

[Frood]

Lazy entitled women

Leftists (same thing, arguably)

Whiney dogs (again, arguably the same)

 

[Fredricka]

Lazy entitled women

We're the best. Shush

 

[Frood]

At sitting on your arses and consuming resources, yes.

 

[Fredricka]

At sitting on your arses and consuming resources, yes.

We need looking after

 

[Frood]

Not much value for money. When lifelike androids have warm holes, you're done for....

 

[Fredricka]

Not much value for money. When lifelike androids have warm holes, you're done for....

Im going to let you calm down before I answer this

 

[Frood]

I'm very calm.... any calmer and I wouldn't have a pulse.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm very calm.... any calmer and I wouldn't have a pulse.

Youre fuming, but I'll not contribute to it

 

[Frood]

Whatever you reckon...

 

[Fredricka]

Whatever you reckon...

Can you see jacks negs?

 

[Frood]

He's of no consequence.

 

[Fredricka]

I just want to know if you can see ignored people's negs

 

[Jack]

He sees them on his posts.

 

[Frood]

Geriatric delinquents

2 Dolllar Shops

People from NE America

 

[Jack]

Transexuals who lie about being trans.

 

[Jack]

People who whine for years about being catfished.

 

[Jack]

Fat people who call other people fat.

Skinny people who do the same.

 

[Fredricka]

English breakfast, it's foul and smells disgusting

 

[Frood]

Glasgow accents

Boston accents

People who won't drink from jam jars.

Tiny suv's with bad clearance.

 

[Fredricka]

Glasgow accents

Boston accents

People who won't drink from jam jars.

Tiny suv's with bad clearance.

Drinking from jam jars is terribly common. What's with that anyway?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

People who post a pic and won't say if it's them or their wife, wtf?

Maybe their wife is a them?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Any tv show about pigs, lawyers, medical staff, politicians, et cetera.

These motherfuckers are extreme fucking scumbags. Don't try to paint them in a good light. I'm not watching unless they're being tortured to death with red hot pokers.

***spit***

I never watched Grey's Anatomy although I would very much like to taste it.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Grey coloured vehicles on the roads. It doesn't matter what shade of grey because there's guaranteed to be some pavement in that exact hue around roundabouts, stop signs, and yield signs, when you nearly collide because the motherfuckers prefer road camo.

Then they glare at you because you had to avert sudden fuckwit road coloured drivers.... especially the aggressive driving ones.

Also, grey car driving fuckwits who are eating a slice of pineapple pizza.

Gray vehicle driver's who don't turn on their lights when it's raining. The weather is gray and so is your fucking car. Don't expect me to see your dumbfuckass.

And if you cut over three lanes in front of me to get off the exit when you should have been in the exit lane way before then I'm going to PIT maneuver you right off the fucking planet. Have a nice day.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Trannies

You don't like Camilli Andrade?

 

[Seamajor]

I'm very calm.... any calmer and I wouldn't have a pulse.

True. Your arteries are continually constricted by nicotine. Lucky to still have one.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Injuries to the tip of a finger on the dominant hand. There's almost nothing that can be done without a lovely little jolting reminder that there's a spot that's sore and easily irritated.

Even typing is weird without the use of my middle finger.
Okay either weird or painful and I ain't no masochist so... weird.

On the bright side:
I get to ask anyone I want if they've noticed my bandaid while flipping them off right to their faces.

Literally. Anyone. lulz

You could try speech to text. Although I never used it; I surely hope it's improved over time & even wonder if it knows when I say "read"... in a sentence, did I mean read as in a book or reed as in what Flynn stuck in her pussy at band camp?

Hi Flynn!









Hellooooooow can I goooooo????!!??

 

[Seamajor]

Trump believers.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I put it on an extra pillow. The dirty minds round here, smh. Actually lily, I'm shocked at you, I would expect this from one of the blokes but not you, your holiday has done you good

The fact that Lily is thinking about Fredricka in bed makes me think about both of them in bed. "That's hot." ~ Paris Hilton

 

[MrNiceGuy]

My peeve is that this thread is up to 6 pages.

Short attention span, eh? I feel ya. Last time I.......

 

[MrNiceGuy]

My wife is 57... I'm much younger.

My wife is older than me too. So if women are more mature than men at the same age; this means we have advanced maturity to bed older women. Or at least that's what I tell myself when jumping up & down on the bed because I never bought a trampoline.