Pet Peeves

[George from Pizza Hut]

I remember one time long ago The Countess wanted a picture of Evil Blood.
I said just ask CW. CW has a collage of EB and would no absolute doubt share a pic.
Sure as shit Countess got her pic and spammed the fucker around three boards lol
Fruity Frood had an epic tantrum meltdown for like two weeks heh
The trail of tears was loooooong over that stupid pic.
Epic-

Motherfucker doesn't even know EB, but now knows that cw would have shared the pic?

BEnzover is soo full of shit that, that he's starting to sound like @Jack now.

 

[Frood]

Morherfucker doesn't even know Evil Blood, but now knows what he would do.

BEnzover is soo full of shit that, that he's starting to sound like @Jack now.

Maybe he's the jelly baby offspring of Jack and Seaboobs barebacking?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Maybe he's the jelly baby offspring of Jack and Seaboobs barebacking?

Dang!

So who was on top and bottom?

 

[Frood]

Dang!

So who was on top and bottom?

Jack and Seaboobs.... dunno.... but BEnzover is always on the bottom....because wheels

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

BEnzo would have to be the bottom. The wheels always go on the bottom.

Then there's what to do with the colostomy bag?

Sexual aid?
Energy snack?
UncleDiLF Fantasy?

 

[Frood]

Then there's what to do with the colostomy bag?

Sexual aid?
Energy snack?
UncleDiLF Fantasy?

Complexion Mask
Flotation Device
Ball Gag?

Dunno, the utility of it all is endless for Yogi Gay Bear....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Complexion Mask
Flotation Device
Ball Gag?

Dunno, the utility of it all is endless for Yogi Gay Bear....

I didn't know a colostomy bag was like a Swiss Army knife.

 

[Frood]

I didn't know a colostomy bag was like a Swiss Army knife.

You ever see Swiss Army Man with Daniel Radcliffe?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You ever see Swiss Army Man with Daniel Radcliffe?

Actually, yes.

He totes a dead Harry Potter all over the island.

 

[Garraty_47]

Ketchup on powdered eggs is a necessity btw.
Jest sayin'

Powdered eggs ...?!?
Please tell me you're only trolling.

That's like telling a southerner you prefer instant grits.
If you're lucky they'll just shun you; if unlucky you might be picking up teeth.

 

[Adam Hitler]

He might be opposed to catsup on a hotdog but I don't think he'd throw a melty over it.

Now tell him you're topping one with a pineapple relish... that might be a different story.

I wonder how he feels about BBQ sauce?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I brought the motherfuckin' topic up you crying mope and you still wailing.

How about ketchup on steak. Lots of hicks put ketchup on steak. Watch Froodai bitch about that too ha

I think that would raise a lot of eyebrows here too ha.

 

[Frood]

I wonder how he feels about BBQ sauce?

It's nasty shit. Things like ketchup and BBQ sauce were created to mask bad flavours or make bad ingredients/cooking skills somewhat edible.

And barbecue sauce on a pizza with pineapple will get you bitchslapped in my house. Go pitch a tent in the yard. You're not welcome to your bed tonight.

 

[Adam Hitler]

BBQ & steak pizza is well nice, hold the pineapple though.

 

[Fredricka]

That's like saying to you hate barbecues or smorgasbords..

It's not

 

[Fredricka]

I remember one time long ago The Countess wanted a picture of Evil Blood.
I said just ask CW. CW has a collage of EB and would no absolute doubt share a pic.
Sure as shit Countess got her pic and spammed the fucker around three boards lol
Fruity Frood had an epic tantrum meltdown for like two weeks heh
The trail of tears was loooooong over that stupid pic.
Epic-

Why did he get mad?

 

[Jack]

Ketchup is an abomination on anything.

While you are just an abomination.

 

[Jack]

Motherfucker doesn't even know EB, but now knows that cw would have shared the pic?

BEnzover is soo full of shit that, that he's starting to sound like me now.

Fixed that for you, cupid stunt.

You're not welcome either.

 

[Frood]

Why did he get mad?

BEnzover is a feeble minded old wheelchair warrior idiot. We trained him to be as a joke. The gay is all him though...

 

[Fredricka]

BEnzover is a feeble minded old wheelchair warrior idiot. We trained him to be as a joke. The gay is all him though...

That doesn't explain why you got mad, tell me

 

[Frood]

It's not

An English style breakfast is any savoury items you want grilled up or toasted. Typically, I'll have eggs, bacon, sausages, beans, hashbrowns, toast, avocado, buttered spinach, mushrooms and maybe some sautéed onions or grilled zucchini... capsicum....asparagus.

Ok, maybe Australians evolved the English breakfast into something tastier and healthier.

You people mostly aren't known for your culinary skills around a barbecue, griddle, or fire..... but you're ace at boiling the fuck out of shit and turning meat into a deadly weapon.

 

[Frood]

That doesn't explain why you got mad, tell me

Are we really going to do this?

I didn't realize you had a bachelor's degree from the University of Seaboobia...

 

[Fredricka]

An English style breakfast is any savoury items you want grilled up or toasted. Typically, I'll have eggs, bacon, sausages, beans, hashbrowns, toast, avocado, buttered spinach, mushrooms and maybe some sautéed onions or grilled zucchini... capsicum....asparagus.

Ok, maybe Australians evolved the English breakfast into something tastier and healthier.

You people mostly aren't known for your culinary skills around a barbecue, griddle, or fire..... but you're ace at boiling the fuck out of shit and turning meat into a deadly weapon.

It's bacon, eggs sausages beans, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms and fried bread. Nasty. It is NOT avocado, spinach, zucchini, asparagus or capsicum. That's crazy foreign talk

 

[Frood]

It's bacon, eggs sausages beans, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms and fried bread. Nasty. It is NOT avocado, spinach, zucchini, asparagus or capsicum. That's crazy foreign talk

We like our roughage here.

 

[Jack]

We like our roughage here.

LOL see that @Fredricka he likes it rough.

 

[Fredricka]

Are we really going to do this?

I didn't realize you had a bachelor's degree from the University of Seaboobia...

I'll wait for benzo to tell me then

 

[Frood]

I'll wait for benzo to tell me then

You'll have to run it through Google Translate.

 

[Fredricka]

The way yanks pronounce Rihanna and other words like that

 

[Jack]

The way yanks pronounce Rihanna and other words like that

It's ree-AA-nuh...

 

[Fredricka]

It's ree-AA-nuh...

Yes, it's not ahhh