Pet Peeves

[George from Pizza Hut]

My rating is roughly 1500. I pegged you for about 1700. We should play and have some fun.

I'll take the "winner" between you and @Jack .

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

That is unless you have Stockfish guiding your way of course.

That's funny because we played two timed games.

Next excuse?

 

[Frood]

My rating is roughly 1500. I pegged you for about 1700. We should play and have some fun.

1700 bucks seems a tad high.... just sayin'.....

 

[Alticus]

I'll take the "winner" between you and @Jack .

George from Pizza Hut, you are acting like I'm not worthy of playing you. You're no GM either so stop acting like one. I love to play, even against pricks like you.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

@Alticus

No, we won't play. I don't play anyone less than 1800.

 

[Alticus]

@Alticus

No, we won't play. I don't play anyone less than 1800.

Okay :)

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

George from Pizza Hut, you are acting like I'm not worthy of playing you. You're no GM either so stop acting like one. I love to play, even against pricks like you.

Dude I killed you in less than 15 moves, and then let you win the second game.

Give it up.

 

[Frood]

I was there when BEnzo literally chased Bonesaw around the forums for 8 straight hours, nagging him for a picture.

Talk about cringe.

He probably thought Bonesaw and him were a match made in heaven... two dudes, both with a numb and broken brown eye socket....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

He probably thought Bonesaw and him were a match made in heaven... two dudes, both with a numb and broken brown eye socket....

Yeah, but Boney wasn't in a wheelchair.

 

[Frood]

Yeah, but Boney wasn't in a wheelchair.

Neither was Xeno..........

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Neither was Xeno..........

Fair point.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

@Alticus

Let's play heads up poker.

 

[Frood]

Fair point.

You do recall that Boner had a glass eye, though?

Useless trivia, I know....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You do recall that Boner had a glass eye, though?

Useless trivia, I know....

Yes. I thought that was all rumor, though he does look wall-eyed in most of his pictures.

 

[The Cuntess]

Neither was Xeno..........

Neither is Benzo. Stop

 

[The Cuntess]

You do recall that Boner had a glass eye, though?

Useless trivia, I know....

He does not! You are too much lol

 

[Frood]

Yes. I thought that was all rumor, though he does look wall-eyed in most of his pictures.

That was Igor... his doppelganger...

 

[Master Pu]

Really, now?

Pal, whatever your doing to that voice you sound like a queer. Do better.

 

[Alticus]

Dude I killed you in less than 15 moves, and then let you win the second game.

Give it up.

You outplayed me. You're a good player George from Pizza Hut.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Pal, whatever your doing to that voice you sound like a queer. Do better.

That's all you got cripple?

 

[Alticus]

@Alticus

Let's play heads up poker.

I don't know anything about poker. I've seen some episodes of the WPT but other than that I know nothing about the game.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You outplayed me. You're a good player George from Pizza Hut.

No, Alticus.

Outplayed means we're close in skill and I just made better decisions, when in fact I can beat you 100 out of 100 times.

That's called, owning you.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I don't know anything about poker. I've seen some episodes of the WPT but other than that I know nothing about the game.

So you're as good as you are in chess.

What's the difference if you suck at both?

 

[Master Pu]

Nice try to flip the Bicep Challenge facts. Did you or did you not demand that Bonesaw send you a picture of his bicep?

Another debunk incoming:
Cookie Monster claimed I was fat, or old, or whatever. So I issued the Bicep Challenge. Post up your bicep and I will follow with my bulging bicep/tricep. 5 posters passed. Cookie, Bonesaw, Sir Super Southern, I forget the other two. I demanded nothing.
Next!

 

[Alticus]

No, Alticus.

Outplayed means we're close in skill and I just made better decisions, when in fact I can beat you 100 out of 100 times.

That's called, owning you.

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[George from Pizza Hut]

Another debunk incoming:
Cookie Monster claimed I was fat, or old, or whatever. So I issued the Bicep Challenge. Post up your bicep and I will follow with my bulging bicep/tricep. 5 posters passed. Cookie, Bonesaw, Sir Super Southern, I forget the other two. I demanded nothing.
Next!

How is that a debunk when you clearly admit wanting to compare your biceps with other dudes?

You're full of shit. Bonsaw never sent you a pic. That's why you were all up in his crotch for 8 hours.

 

[Alticus]

So you're as good as you are in chess.

What's the difference if you suck at both?

No difference. I play chess because I love the game.

 

[Frood]

Another debunk incoming:
Cookie Monster claimed I was fat, or old, or whatever. So I issued the Bicep Challenge. Post up your bicep and I will follow with my bulging bicep/tricep. 5 posters passed. Cookie, Bonesaw, Sir Super Southern, I forget the other two. I demanded nothing.
Next!

Because the challenge was really gay....

 

[Master Pu]

BEnzo really thought he'd win the challenge and gain more Spank Bank material since he spins wheels by hand for mobility and power lifts gay black cock.

You guys cry like bitches. Like I said a few days ago. I derailed this pet peeve thread and made it interesting and active, yet look at the thanks I get.
Wattamotha-

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

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