Pet Peeves

[George from Pizza Hut]

No difference. I play chess because I love the game.

You need a new hobby, because you suck at that one.

 

[The Cuntess]

Can we get back to talking about EB?

 

[Alticus]

You need a new hobby, because you suck at that one.

I don't consider it hobby. Building models would be though.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Because the challenge was really gay....

Ditto.

And Benzo claims to be heterosexual. Even admin never asked for pics of other men's body parts.

The guy outs himself as usual. How come BEnzo never wanted any titty pics? How come he never chased Feral all over the forums asking for tit pics?

See where I'm going?

 

[Alticus]

And?

And it doesn't mean what you said it does.

 

[Frood]

You guys cry like bitches. Like I said a few days ago. I derailed this pet peeve thread and made it interesting and active, yet look at the thanks I get.
Wattamotha-

All threads invariaby get derailed and then rerailed... like the lining of your numb rectum at a Howard Johnson's motel....

 

[The Cuntess]

Ditto.

And Benzo claims to be heterosexual. Even admin never asked for pics of other men's body parts.

The guy outs himself as usual. How come BEnzo never wanted any titty pics? How come he never chased Feral all over the forums asking for tit pics?

See where I'm going?

Cuz he’s not a perv?

Anyways, he’s seen mine. Post BBL pic too.

In fact, I need to show him a recent one lol

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Can we get back to talking about EB?

No.

 

[Master Pu]

How is that a debunk when you clearly admit wanting to compare your biceps with other dudes?

You're full of shit. Bonsaw never sent you a pic. That's why you were all up in his crotch for 8 hours.

Listen brah, the only reason I was chasing Bonesaw for 8 hours was because I thought his hairpiece was eating his noggin'. It looked like a weasel. I was trying to do him a solid. How was I to know it was a rug? Damn!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I don't consider it hobby. Building models would be though.

Well. It should be, because you play like it's a passing hobby.

Do you even know what "underpromotion" means?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

And it doesn't mean what you said it does.

That's nice.

 

[Master Pu]

Can we get back to talking about EB?

Picture babe. These two will blow up.

 

[The Cuntess]

Alticus GET THE FUCK OUTTA THIS THREAD. You’re fucking up the rotation!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Cuz he’s not a perv?

But he wanted a 400 pound Emmy to piss on him?

GTFO With your see through meat shielding.

Anyways, he’s seen mine. Post BBL pic too.

Everyone has seen your runny egg yokes.

In fact, I need to show him a recent one lol

I love the respect you show your husband.

 

[Alticus]

Well. It should be, because you play like it's a passing hobby.

Do you even know what "underpromotion" means?

It means that when you reach the 8th rank with a pawn and you choose to promote it into a lesser piece than a queen for example if memory serves.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Listen brah, the only reason I was chasing Bonesaw for 8 hours was because I thought his hairpiece was eating his noggin'. It looked like a weasel. I was trying to do him a solid. How was I to know it was a rug? Damn!

See. This guy is soo fucking stupid, he forgets I was there. No, you hounded him about the picture he never sent. He said he wasn't going to participate, which made you livid.

 

[Frood]

EB walked away with nothing but contempt for all but a dozen or so remaining contributors. To his credit, he predicted a time when your words online could be used to seriously harm you offline and the cost benefit analysis for mischievous online fun versus rl malicious blowback from a legion of lobotomized muppet babies who can't take a joke just didn't make economic sense. That was roughly pre 2010...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It means that when you reach the 8th rank with a pawn and you choose to promote it into a lesser piece than a queen for example if memory serves.

Did you have to Google that?

 

[Alticus]

Did you have to Google that?

Nope

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

EB walked away with nothing but contempt for all but a dozen or so remaining contributors. To his credit, he predicted a time when your words online could be used to seriously harm you offline and the cost benefit analysis for mischievous online fun versus rl malicious blowback from a legion of lobotomized muppet babies who can't take a joke just didn't make economic sense. That was roughly pre 2010...

I love EB, but he killed BH. I was there when he ran his little mutiny against Dooms and Danger. He told me about it The day before it happened.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Nope

Yeah. Okay.

 

[Master Pu]

See. This guy is soo fucking stupid, he forgets I was there. No, you hounded him about the picture he never sent. He said he wasn't going to participate, which made you livid.

Nah man, you lying like the faggot you pretend to be. Which is strange but I accept it. Nobody here thinks I have the fanook gene. Not even you.
You gots anything else?

 

[Frood]

I love EB, but he killed BH. I was there when he ran his little mutiny against Dooms and Danger. He told me about it The day before it happened.

Red and blue?

...I started that one. I used Bonesaw to kick it off.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Nah man, you lying like the faggot you pretend to be. Which is strange but I accept it. Nobody here thinks I have the fanook gene. Not even you.
You gots anything else?

Nah, brah.

That and you wanting me to fight Dove for you proves what a little cowardly bitch you are.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Red and blue?

...I started that one. I used Bonesaw to kick it off.

That was the fucking worst idea ever. That put a big gap between the the two groups. Which is why I wore the blue flames for only 11 hours.

 

[Master Pu]

Nah, brah.

That and you wanting me to fight Dove for you proves what a little cowardly bitch you are.

I was instigating a fight. Which you ran away from btw.
Another lie.
Next!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I was instigating a fight. Which you ran away from btw.
Another lie.
Next!

No. You literally asked me to fight her for you...pussy.

Everyone made fun of you for weeks after that.

 

[Frood]

That was the fucking worst idea ever. That put a big gap between the the two groups. Which is why I wore the blue flames for only 11 hours.

It was effective and I laughed so hard for the numerous weeks of it.

Sorry, not sorry?

 

[Garraty_47]

I for one would like to apologize for all the "Benzo likes penis. YaY!" memes I loosed upon the forums back in the day.

I'm a kinder gentler bastard now.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It was effective and I laughed so hard for the numerous weeks of it.

Sorry, not sorry?

Things were going downhill anyways...