Pet Peeves

[Fredricka]

Why do you want a bunch of bots posting here?

Its boring in the morning

 

[wizer]

Its boring in the morning

Nothing is better than AI chatter. If that's your thing get an Alexa and talk to it.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Why do you want a bunch of bots posting here?

To raise the IQ level.

 

[wizer]

To raise the IQ level.

That's not how it works. The bots are programmed to simulate the user who has been replaced.

In fact, in the case of the Jack bot, they had to revert back to MS DOS.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

That's not how it works. The bots are programmed to simulate the user who has been replaced.

In fact, in the case of the @Jack bot, they had to revert back to MS DOS.

Not Linux? I'm outraged.

 

[Fredricka]

To raise the IQ level.

It was raised when you were booted, and we had intelligent conversations all the time, now everyone's scared of the tldr

 

[Lily]

To raise the IQ level.

Just more to bitch at

 

[wizer]

Not Linux? I'm outraged.

I think they tried that, but it wasn't compatible, and they couldn't program the @Jack bot to appear to be a repressed homosexual. Something about IRQ conflicts?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I think they tried that, but it wasn't compatible, and they couldn't program the @Jack bot to appear to be a repressed homosexual. Something about IRQ conflicts?

I blame Bill Gates.

 

[wizer]

I blame Bill Gates.

I'm sorry if I missed it poster who calls himself Larry Loungelizard. Have you confirmed yourself yet?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'm sorry if I missed it poster who calls himself Larry Loungelizard. Have you confirmed yourself yet?

I can confirm that I'm still sober, but not for long.

 

[wizer]

I can confirm that I'm still sober, but not for long.

That's exactly what a bot would say to create confusion.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Nothing is better than AI chatter. If that's your thing get an Alexa and talk to it.

Nothing's better than asking a question to have an ai try to minimize you by saying your very question is not politically correct & culturally insensitive.

Yeah well you don't even fucking exist so go lecture a toaster how to not burn bread in your own lane you fucking souless inhuman abomination.

Uhhhh too soon?

 

[Frood]

The prices of previously cheap buys... My push lawnmower packed up and died due to rodent mischief (they chewed off the plastic cover of the air filter to chew on the air filter, tried to make a nest inside the motor, then gave up and abandoned it for random bugs to do it easier.) There's no compression. Tried ever trick in the book... it's toast and not worth pulling apart...

Briggs and Stratton motor and it lasted 16 years though...

So I go online looking for a replacement. I'm thinking,... it was 200 bucks back then... it should be 300-325 bucks now with normal inflation.

WRONG.

The only push mowers in that price range are cheap communist Chinese allied companies with really bad reviews. The LDV or Great Walls of push mowers... thank you but no very fucking mulch!

But I don't really need a pushmower except for detailed mowing around the immediate house, so I started searching for powerful whipper snippers. Good luck with that. Australia has gone Commiefornia! So I said to myself... just get a quality all in one whipper snipper with slashing blade capability.

Honda still sells them here.... but fuck me running... check the prices out on this one.

It calls itself a brush cutter but features a nylon filament whipper snipper head!

Get fucked! They're taking the piss. Yeah, it's 4 stroke and Honda, but 400 plus USD for an over marketed whipper snipper?

So I got on an online marketplace and purchased a 25 year old mower that is promised to run, and from an older gentleman nearby, for only 28 bucks USD.

Modern humans and wares are doomed. I firmly believe that.

We even plant inedible foliage around our abodes that require constant and costly maintenance while our councils ban natural lawn mowers like cloven footed beasts that are funny as fuck to watch being retarded, and they're edible and very tasty when they stop being amusing or produce new offspring.

 

[Alticus]

I don't smoke grass anymore, but when I did I hated it when I'd share a joint and someone would canoe it despite being told repeatably not to. Fuckers

 

[Fredricka]

I don't smoke grass anymore, but when I did I hated it when I'd share a joint and someone would canoe it despite being told repeatably not to. Fuckers

What does canoe it mean?

 

[X]

Nigger lipping a doob is worse

 

[Alticus]

What does canoe it mean?

It means that when they take a drag the joint starts to burn down the middle at the top of it. Here's a better definition.

A "canoeing" joint refers to a common, frustrating issue where a joint or blunt burns unevenly down one side, causing it to resemble the hollowed-out hull of a canoe. This ruins the experience by wasting cannabis, making it difficult to smoke, and causing the ash to "snake" down one side.

 

[Fredricka]

It means that when they take a drag the joint starts to burn down the middle at the top of it. Here's a better definition.

A "canoeing" joint refers to a common, frustrating issue where a joint or blunt burns unevenly down one side, causing it to resemble the hollowed-out hull of a canoe. This ruins the experience by wasting cannabis, making it difficult to smoke, and causing the ash to "snake" down one side.

Ah, it's known as side burn here, very annoying

 

[Alticus]

Nigger lipping a doob is worse

Hi X I've never heard that term before. What does it mean?

 

[X]

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[Fredricka]

Hi X I've never heard that term before. What does it mean?

Bum sucking I reckon, when they get it wet

 

[Alticus]

Bum sucking I reckon, when they get it wet

Ahhhh....I see. Thanks

 

[X]

Bum sucking I reckon, when they get it wet

You guise call it bum sucking?? LOL

 

[Fredricka]

You guise call it bum sucking?? LOL

Yes, I never heard it called anything else till I came here. @esad calls it something different though

 

[X]

Yes, I never heard it called anything else till I came here. @esad calls it something different though

I never share, haven’t for many years I’m more here’s some weed roll one for yourself

 

[Fredricka]

I never share, haven’t for many years I’m more here’s some weed roll one for yourself

That's exactly what I used to do