Planning a Trip in February

[The Prowler]

So my wife and I are planning a trip for next February to Florida.

We are planning to book a place that sleeps 6 and since only the two of us are planning to go, I thought I would send an open invite to all the fun people here to come and join us.

No alcoholic rapists though, so you are Out! @Murdy

Nobody who takes up an entire Queen sized bed all by herself, so you are Out! @Lily

No frail senile old men who could collapse at any second and waste our precious time driving him to the hospital, so you are Out! @Joe

No brain dead idiots, so you are Out! Out! Out! @Admin. @The New Holliday @Alticus

No homewreckers who would try to seduce me as soon as my wife looked the other way, so you are Out! @LotusBud


I can give more details via PM for interested parties.

 

[Breakfall]

Hahahahahahaaa…when you mentioned home-wrecking LotusButt I was envisioning her naked. She’s a vegan so her tits would be down around her flabby waistline. She has this long grey that would make her look like the wicked witch of the east. She doesn’t shave her pubes, so you can only imagine the tangled mess down there. And again, being vegan, her farts would be rancid enough to make a grown man cry out loud! The over-the-hill leftist twat wouldn’t be able to afford Florida anyway.

 

[X]

will you bring a hairbrush ?

 

[X]

Hahahahahahaaa…when you mentioned home-wrecking LotusButt I was envisioning her naked. She’s a vegan so her tits would be down around her flabby waistline. She has this long grey that would make her look like the wicked witch of the east. She doesn’t shave her pubes, so you can only imagine the tangled mess down there. And again, being vegan, her farts would be rancid enough to make a grown man cry out loud! The over-the-hill leftist twat wouldn’t be able to afford Florida anyway.

ha ha yes like your flacid holed cawk AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA 60 years old and a broken cawk that looks like melted swiss cheese get the fuck outta here you deformed tard

 

[X]

 

[Lily]

will you bring a hairbrush ?

It seems you're still in the running

 

[Admin.]

This is not an Airport nobody cares about your departures or arrivals.

PS, Will it be a luxury trip?

 

[The New Holliday]

Only soft people...pussies go south for the winter.

 

[The Countess]

Only soft people...pussies go south for the winter.

Only old weirdo’s post ^^shit^^ like this

 

[The Countess]

This is not an Airport nobody cares about your departures or arrivals.

PS, Will it be a luxury trip?

Do you ever leave your chair? Didn’t think so

 

[Admin.]

Only old weirdo’s post ^^shit^^ like this

STFU you snivelling cunt!

 

[Admin.]

Do you ever leave your chair? Didn’t think so

Is your Husband ever not a prison punk?

 

[The New Holliday]

Only old weirdo’s post shit like this

....and how long have you been an old weirdo, Cuntarda?

 

[Alticus]

Be sure not to forget the goat feed and pee pads for the trip.

 

[The New Holliday]

planning a trip for next February to Florida

Will you be bringing your floral print nightie and bunny ear slippers to wear in your pussy trailer?

 

[Admin.]

Will you be bringing your floral print nightie and bunny ear slippers to wear in your pussy trailer?

Will he be visiting Piggly's bunghole?

 

[The New Holliday]

Will he be visiting Piggly's bunghole?

They'll be comparing..."man caves".

 

[Admin.]

They'll be comparing..."man caves".

It's been my understanding that Piggly will take on all cummers.

 

[The Countess]

....and how long have you been an old weirdo, Cuntarda?

I’m 47, which is 40 years younger than you



You might wanna sit this one out, partna

 

[The Countess]

Is your Husband ever not a prison punk?

Wanna know if my husband is a punk or not?


Show up on my doorstep. Lol

 

[Lily]

I’m 47, which is 40 years younger than you



You might wanna sit this one out, partna

Why don't you have the courage to tell me, here, what you have to say about me behind my back?

A little birdie told me you talk a lot of mess over there. Why not here? I thought you were a badass.

 

[Lily]

Wanna know if my husband is a punk or not?


Show up on my doorstep. Lol

lame

 

[The New Holliday]

I’m 47

Going on 8

 

[The New Holliday]

lame

You know...that's really the only reply anyone ever need make to her posts.

 

[Alticus]

I don't know where in Florida you and the goat are going but if you think that your Corvette is going to stand out down there you're sorely mistaken.

 

[Alticus]

Wanna know if my husband is a punk or not?


Show up on my doorstep. Lol

My guess is that he's an overweight cab driver with a fetish for women with size 11 feet and a moustache.

 

[Admin.]

Wanna know if my husband is a punk or not?


Show up on my doorstep. Lol

I don't swing that way fag hag, not that there's anything wrong with it. But you and your "Hubby" have a gay old time.

 

[Admin.]

I’m 47, which is 40 years younger than you



You might wanna sit this one out, partna

You've been rode hard, and put away wet, fag hag.

 

[Admin.]

Why don't you have the courage to tell me, here, what you have to say about me behind my back?

A little birdie told me you talk a lot of mess over there. Why not here? I thought you were a badass.

It's not her fault she ate lead paint as a child.

 

[The Countess]

You've been rode hard, and put away wet, fag hag.

Yet I still look better than the fatty’s here.



Burn lol