Poor Pig, she's having a rather bad Friday the 13th

[Biggie Smiles]

The hissy hog fit is stellar

It’s Friday the 13th…

& I haven’t had my coffee yet…. Be afraid. BE. VERY. AFRAID.

bastardfactory.net

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Pig does seem a little more angry and belligerent than usual today does she not?

Did the all you can eat for 19.99 buffet nearest her toilet close down or something?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Okay so this is fun stuff.

Full Moondock, makes some kind of comment that I have a "hog harem"

This is AFTER she's on record admitting to having a crush on me for years

So, naturally, this kind of bitter rage belongs in meltdown so I respond with - Please take your self depreciating rhtoric to meltdown

To which pig responds with the following

I didn't know you were guilty of "self-depreciating". What were you worth before and how much are you worth now that you posted that?

Lamooooooooo - you cant script this kind of irony if that was your aim

 

[Dove]

Murd has created this idea that you have a bunch of women who want you as a harem.

And we are all on equal ground apparently.

Which is completely in opposition to the reality here. Which is I was always the ONLY one here that ever "had" you in that way. Murd is the only one who had a "crush" and she just assumed everyone else did as well.

It was never a harem and never a competition.

It is nice going back into 2008 and 2009 and thinking about it though.

 

[Oerdin]

If only piggy had been loved this much as a child.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Murd has created this idea that you have a bunch of women who want you as a harem.

And we are all on equal ground apparently.

Which is completely in opposition to the reality here. Which is I was always the ONLY one here that ever "had" you in that way. Murd is the only one who had a "crush" and she just assumed everyone else did as well.

It was never a harem and never a competition.

It is nice going back into 2008 and 2009 and thinking about it though.

But to go with the term "go" all things considered is blatant irony is it not?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

For reference. A picture of a hog. Not exactly an example of tight and fit now is it?

And since we've all seen pictures of both Moodock and the Pig, and moodock is on record admitting to a decade long crush on me, I'll let you, the reader, decide if a reference to "hog harem" is self depreciating and IRONIC or not

 

[The Countess]

Okay so this is fun stuff.

Full Moondock, makes some kind of comment that I have a "hog harem"

This is AFTER she's on record admitting to having a crush on me for years

So, naturally, this kind of bitter rage belongs in meltdown so I respond with - Please take your self depreciating rhtoric to meltdown

To which pig responds with the following

I didn't know you were guilty of "self-depreciating". What were you worth before and how much are you worth now that you posted that?

Lamooooooooo - you cant script this kind of irony if that was your aim

Who is in this “hog harem”?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Who is in this “hog harem”?

I dunno actually.

She didn't specify

but apparently I have a "harem" of fat girls and we've all seen doves physique so I'm really struggling to find anything other than self depreciation in her post. All things considered.

 

[Lily]

Owned, lock, stock and barrel.

 

[Dove]

Who is in this “hog harem”?

Me. Murd. You. Moonie.

Yeah.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Owned, lock, stock and barrel.

Hitting the bottle so early on Friday the 13th?

 

[Lily]

Hitting the bottle so early on Friday the 13th?

I don't drink, Little Fists of Fury.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't drink, Little Fists of Fury.

that's not what some of your confidants are saying

 

[Lily]

that's not what some of your confidants are saying

Youtube hmmm?

 

[The Countess]

Me. Murd. You. Moonie.

Yeah.

Me?? Girl, bye


I NEVER looked at Joo as anything other than a brother. All out of respect for you. That and I’m married. I weigh less than 170 so there’s that.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Me. Murd. You. Moonie.

Yeah.

Flea has never once demonstrated any romantic interest in me whatsoever. And vise versa.

We were extremely tight. Brother and Sister tight. Now of course, Pig did her very best to wreck that bond through various facilities because she looks enviously upon such things as she cannot cultivate such friendships on her own. Not genuine ones anyway -And there was a rocky road for some period of time but this is water under a bridge at this point as we both came to realize what a malignant and cancerous presence Oak really is.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Youtube hmmm?

Nope.

lolz a lot closer than that.

 

[Dove]

Me?? Girl, bye


I NEVER looked at Joo as anything other than a brother. All out of respect for you. That and I’m married. I weigh less than 170 so there’s that.

I know.

I'm actually NOT the one who ever ran around accusing every woman of wanting Big.

In fact....I would have responded with "I know right? I'm lucky"

There was actually a woman on the boards who had some intense feelings for him. And her and I were pretty close. I didnt even know she did until I was already months into talking to him.

She had a lot of grace about it. Beautiful, super smart woman from the UK. Hot voice. I loved the fuck out of her.

Big will know exactly who I'm talking about. She would have been my ONLY legitimate competition. And I won anyway. And I kept her lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I know.

I'm actually NOT the one who ever ran around accusing every woman of wanting Big.

In fact....I would have responded with "I know right? I'm lucky"

There was actually a woman on the boards who had some intense feelings for him. And her and I were pretty close. I didnt even know she did until I was already months into talking to him.

She had a lot of grace about it. Beautiful, super smart woman from the UK. Hot voice. I loved the fuck out of her.

Big will know exactly who I'm talking about.

Esk

Yes. Mighty fine lady. I often wonder what became of her?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I weigh less than 170 so there’s that.

Lmao -- that's where the self depreciating part comes into play

 

[Dove]

Flea has never once demonstrated any romantic interest in me whatsoever. And vise versa.

We were extremely tight. Brother and Sister tight. Now of course, Pig did her very best to wreck that bond through various facilities because she looks enviously upon such things as she cannot cultivate such friendships on her own. Not genuine ones anyway -And there was a rocky road for some period of time but this is water under a bridge at this point as we both came to realize what a malignant and cancerous presence Oak really is.

I know! I never ever thought otherwise.

In all the years you've known me....have you ever felt I was jealous or insecure about anything?

 

[Dove]

Esk

Yes. Mighty fine lady. I often wonder what became of her?

I feel like I'd cry if I knew.

She was into things not so good for her. :/

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I know! I never ever thought otherwise.

In all the years you've known me....have you ever felt I was jealous or insecure about anything?

Nope. Not on a single occasion

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I feel like I'd cry if I knew.

She was into things not so good for her. :/

I know. She confided a lot in me which is why I often wonder. I hope she is doing fantastic

 

[Dove]

Nope. Not on a single occasion

I was a little physically shy at 28. You probably felt that was odd for a stripper.

But I'm confident as fuck, am I not? I've been told my attitude is one of the most attractive things about me.

If I'm in any relationship where I feel like I would HAVE to worry about other women? I would dip out for my own emotional well being. I'm never gonna live that life.

If I had felt you had some harem or that it would have been so easy for another woman to turn your eye from the fuckiing FORUM? No way would I have trusted you enough to haul my ass to NY.

 

[Dove]

I know. She confided a lot in me which is why I often wonder. I hope she is doing fantastic

Same.

Shes never answered any emails either so if shes out there....she dont wanna be found. By any of us at least.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Anyone else get a good kick watching the pig throw that fairy nonce admin under a bus earlier?

 

[Blazor]

Poor Lily, it was a very bad Friday 13th, even at the pool party. Aidsman aimed for the water correctly. I'll give it to Lily, she still kickin' and squealin' after that tumble lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I heard she popped the tires on the flatbed that was carting her to and from the buffet