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[X]

I have never seen Hunter or Sleepy Joe dancing on stage just to prolong the luke warm applause.

"OMG Donald should have been in Saturday Night Fever, not Travolta!!!"

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Well, the church is adding another saint to go with the other 10,000.

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Yeesh, that liturgical calendar must be thick by now.

 

[Admin.]

Well, the church is adding another saint to go with the other 10,000.

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Yeesh, that liturgical calendar must be thick by now.

Charles I is rolling over in his grave.

 

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[Dove]

It's a well established purity culture loophole to just get fucked in the ass.

And I'm not kidding. I was raised in that culture. I never took it in the ass...but I also refused to "court" with anyone from the church. Cried and threw a fit so I could date someone outside the church.

 

[Dove]

This will always crack me up lol

 

[BrothaSwilf]

God bless you all

 

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[Blandscape]

Driving home last night from work after a long backshift, I accidently run over Jesus. I knew it was Jesus because he was not olive coloured but bright white (probably from shock), and he had a fulsome, flowing head of hair, and a rather well maintained beard. He was also wearing a white robe of the finest Judean damask, if a little blood splattered. Or it might have been a grungy black leather jacket. Hard to tell in the half light.

He also forgave me while he was dying, which was the real give away. I left him at the side of the road as he spluttered his last breath, because in Scotland it is not illegal to kill Jesus if you are a Calvinist.

I like that Jesus always dies for my sins.

 

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[Admin.]

Keep in mind Christians if you haven't bought a Trump endorsed Bible, you're going to burn in hell for eternity bigly!