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I have never seen Hunter or Sleepy Joe dancing on stage just to prolong the luke warm applause.

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"OMG Donald should have been in Saturday Night Fever, not Travolta!!!"
 

Dove

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It's a well established purity culture loophole to just get fucked in the ass.

And I'm not kidding. I was raised in that culture. I never took it in the ass...but I also refused to "court" with anyone from the church. Cried and threw a fit so I could date someone outside the church.
 

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Driving home last night from work after a long backshift, I accidently run over Jesus. I knew it was Jesus because he was not olive coloured but bright white (probably from shock), and he had a fulsome, flowing head of hair, and a rather well maintained beard. He was also wearing a white robe of the finest Judean damask, if a little blood splattered. Or it might have been a grungy black leather jacket. Hard to tell in the half light.

He also forgave me while he was dying, which was the real give away. I left him at the side of the road as he spluttered his last breath, because in Scotland it is not illegal to kill Jesus if you are a Calvinist.

I like that Jesus always dies for my sins.