I have never seen Hunter or Sleepy Joe dancing on stage just to prolong the luke warm applause.
"OMG Donald should have been in Saturday Night Fever, not Travolta!!!"
Post about what our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, has done for you
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Charles I is rolling over in his grave.
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It's a well established purity culture loophole to just get fucked in the ass.
And I'm not kidding. I was raised in that culture. I never took it in the ass...but I also refused to "court" with anyone from the church. Cried and threw a fit so I could date someone outside the church.
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This will always crack me up lol
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God bless you all
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Driving home last night from work after a long backshift, I accidently run over Jesus. I knew it was Jesus because he was not olive coloured but bright white (probably from shock), and he had a fulsome, flowing head of hair, and a rather well maintained beard. He was also wearing a white robe of the finest Judean damask, if a little blood splattered. Or it might have been a grungy black leather jacket. Hard to tell in the half light.
He also forgave me while he was dying, which was the real give away. I left him at the side of the road as he spluttered his last breath, because in Scotland it is not illegal to kill Jesus if you are a Calvinist.
I like that Jesus always dies for my sins.
He also forgave me while he was dying, which was the real give away. I left him at the side of the road as he spluttered his last breath, because in Scotland it is not illegal to kill Jesus if you are a Calvinist.
I like that Jesus always dies for my sins.
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Keep in mind Christians if you haven't bought a Trump endorsed Bible, you're going to burn in hell for eternity bigly!
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My most expensive Bible is my ASV Hebrew/Greek study Bible.
I also have a very nice NKJV. I love the flow of NKJ. I also have a small KJV just because.
And yes I spent a great deal of time reading them. My study Bible is all marked, highlighted, full of notes. It's well used.
Probably the best endeavor I've ever endeavored upon when I was in early recovery at the mission.
I really wish marriage hadn't been so....made such a priority. They are way too quick to get people to get married. It's a Christain mission so I get it but goddamn let people's brain chemistry balance out first at least.
I also have a very nice NKJV. I love the flow of NKJ. I also have a small KJV just because.
And yes I spent a great deal of time reading them. My study Bible is all marked, highlighted, full of notes. It's well used.
Probably the best endeavor I've ever endeavored upon when I was in early recovery at the mission.
I really wish marriage hadn't been so....made such a priority. They are way too quick to get people to get married. It's a Christain mission so I get it but goddamn let people's brain chemistry balance out first at least.
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If you were a Trump endorsed Christian, you would have gassed people out of your way for a biblical photo op!
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Speaking of the Lord and Savior, why come Christians don't often quote the Beatitudes?
They are supposed to be his words.
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Not enough vengeance I suppose
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That church that rioters burnt down?
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Because we get accused of Bible thumping.
Or at least I have been. Everytime I have joined a convo about Christainity or outreaches.
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I'd say that dying for our sins is a big one.
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St Johns Church is still alive and well. George Floyd is still dead. Trump is still a moron.
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St Johns Church is still alive and well. George Floyd is still dead. Trump is still a moron.
I mean....
Are you absolutely SURE people were "gassed" for Trump to have a photo taken?
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Correction...attempted to burn down.
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Yes there were protestors that got out of hand, taking the united states government across a block to stand like a dumb fuck with a bible, no speech no prepared comments just "Hey look at me, I bible!"
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Has he apologized for being Mike Milley yet?
I do not think it was wise for Trump to go at that time and have that photo taken. I also do not support riots.
So my stance is everyone there that day is a fucking idiot. No one conducted themselves in any sort of wise or compassionate manner.
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are you dying? real talk
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Right, exactly. They got out of hand and the police or who ever was escorting Trump had to toss gas bombs or whatever.
He should not have gone to have his photo taken. It was terrible judgement on behalf of everyone there.
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Why would you ask that?
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you heart doesn't seem to be in the forums much these day. thought your ticker might have been given you a lil trouble.
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