Punday afternoon at BF

[realgrimm]

I told my doctor I accidentally swallowed some food coloring: He says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

 

[Reptile Reaper]

An organ's favorite boat is a blood vessel. If that doesn't leave you in stitches, suture self.

 

[HeadOn!]

Italian sausage is bad, but German sausage is the wurst.

 

[jack]

I think I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I'm sure I can stop any time.

 

[jack]

Please be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too, you know.

 

[jack]

Having sex while camping is fucking intense!

 

[jack]

What do you do when you find Niacin, Riboflavin and B-12 at your door?

You vitamin.

 

[jack]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

You'd never pay to have a garbanzo bean on your face.

 

[Frood]

Actually that would be farts followed by laugh tracks and sexual orientation.

Just because you're incapable of enjoying puns is no reason for the rest of us to deprive ourselves.

So it's like sex, basically, except unlike your partners we won't be laughing *at* you.

Oi!

Fart and poo humour is as old as a Neanderthal bonfire near the mushy apple tree....