Random Facts About You

[Damaged Maven]

I am asking the owner here for one thing;

A panel to Meltdown

And I will post possibly the biggest post this site has ever seen in it's history.

I'm a go getter and traffic bringer. Something to think about....

Like maybe... this little fuckwit?

 

[skinofevil]

You may have heard of me. I am he who brought the armies of Tantalus to their knees with but a single souffle! I have defeated demons by pleasing their palates with the power of a thousand filet mignons! I invented the MEGA-Sandwich! I am SPATULA KHAN!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Breakfall]

little dogs know they r small and useless so make a lot of noise 2 get noticed

Cliche and over-used! Noob-mentality. It seems like you enjoy brown-nosing some. Hmmmmmmmm

 

[Vile_Vixen]

My tolerance for idiots gets lower and lower with each passing year

 

[Breakfall]

My tolerance for idiots gets lower and lower with each passing year

Stop shitting years and embrace the Atkins diet!

 

[Vile_Vixen]

My tolerance for idiots gets lower and lower with each passing year

Stop shitting years and embrace the Atkins diet!

^^ Case in point

 

[Breakfall]

My tolerance for idiots gets lower and lower with each passing year

Stop shitting years and embrace the Atkins diet!

^^ Case in point

Natural fibre creates soft stool!

 

[Seamajor]

Gotta have pineapple tho

 

[Damaged Maven]

I picked up a cheap bicycle at Restore, $15 but needs repair. Took it to the local bike shop, and Jerry the owner said it's a cheap basket case. He gave me a nice bike with a bent front wheel and missing pedal so I can cobble a usable bike from the two. "Can I give you something for it?" No, but if you like riding come back.
Local salesmen are the best.

 

[Blazor]

I just realized Im still driving the same vehicle since I first joined forums back in 2006 lol. Where has the time went.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Seamajor]

Never feels like Christmas. Kinda sad

 

[Blazor]

 

[Blazor]

 

[Damaged Maven]

Walmart begs to differ....

 

[Blazor]

Walmart begs to differ....

Walmart can go fuck itself with an arm shaped dildo! lol

Fuck them, bringing that shit out in September... SEPTEMBER!

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

 

[Blazor]

Oh dang, thats a lot of time setting up cards lol.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.

Calm down ffs...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m sick of being shot in the back by scumbag campers in Modern Warfare... :fuckOFF:

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.

Calm down ffs...

You started it,

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.

Calm down ffs...

You started it,

Started what? Act your age

 

[Damaged Maven]

I've always had a thing for Vanna White. I asked her to prom in 1975, but she turned me down... for obvious reasons.

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.

Calm down ffs...

You started it,

Started what? Act your age

I started with your mum, but she was a frigid bitch and a bit psychotic. I asked your da what he saw in her, and he said something about a cum dumpster and the family lineage, then fell on the floor sobbing about the fruit of his loins being such a disappointment. All very sad, really.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

utoh

 

[Seamajor]

Arguing annoys me

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.

Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...

Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.

Calm down ffs...

You started it,

Started what? Act your age

I started with your mum, but she was a frigid bitch and a bit psychotic. I asked your da what he saw in her, and he said something about a cum dumpster and the family lineage, then fell on the floor sobbing about the fruit of his loins being such a disappointment. All very sad, really.