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Damaged Maven

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I am asking the owner here for one thing;

A panel to Meltdown

And I will post possibly the biggest post this site has ever seen in it's history.

I'm a go getter and traffic bringer. Something to think about....

Like maybe... this little fuckwit?
 

skinofevil

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You may have heard of me. I am he who brought the armies of Tantalus to their knees with but a single souffle! I have defeated demons by pleasing their palates with the power of a thousand filet mignons! I invented the MEGA-Sandwich! I am SPATULA KHAN!
 

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Damaged Maven

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I picked up a cheap bicycle at Restore, $15 but needs repair. Took it to the local bike shop, and Jerry the owner said it's a cheap basket case. He gave me a nice bike with a bent front wheel and missing pedal so I can cobble a usable bike from the two. "Can I give you something for it?" No, but if you like riding come back.
Local salesmen are the best.
 

Blazor

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I just realized Im still driving the same vehicle since I first joined forums back in 2006 lol. Where has the time went.
 

Damaged Maven

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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
 

SHAMPAIN

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Damaged Maven

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SHAMPAIN

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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
Calm down ffs...
You started it,
Started what? Act your age
 

Damaged Maven

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I've always had a thing for Vanna White. I asked her to prom in 1975, but she turned me down... for obvious reasons.
 

Damaged Maven

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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
Calm down ffs...
You started it,
Started what? Act your age
I started with your mum, but she was a frigid bitch and a bit psychotic. I asked your da what he saw in her, and he said something about a cum dumpster and the family lineage, then fell on the floor sobbing about the fruit of his loins being such a disappointment. All very sad, really.
 

SHAMPAIN

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The Goddess was a Hallmark contractor at Walmart. She did 14 hour days every day after a holiday setting up for the next big promotion. Christmas was the worst, setting up for Easter.
Stop calling your wife “the goddess“ it’s just annoyin, dunno why...
Oh, fuck off, you fucking fuck.
Calm down ffs...
You started it,
Started what? Act your age
I started with your mum, but she was a frigid bitch and a bit psychotic. I asked your da what he saw in her, and he said something about a cum dumpster and the family lineage, then fell on the floor sobbing about the fruit of his loins being such a disappointment. All very sad, really.
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