Random Thoughts Thread

[Ivor Nissan]

He had unprotected sex with his hallway?

Sounds like frisky time over at the Fat Lily house...

I need an entire hallway to fit my massive cock in.

 

[Alticus]

Hmmmm....this shit is alright.

 

[realgrimm]

Im making a conscious effort to not add thc to my system for at least 2hrs before bed as its been proven to kill memory keeping you from remembering your dreams

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Why is it called a building when its already built? And why does the sign only say road works when the road doesn't work?

 

[realgrimm]

So I saw someone on Insta say how bread in the US has stopped going moldy and realized Ive had bread also for a long time and dont remember the last time I saw mold then heard it could be some China concoction where they incorporate the same chemical thats in yoga mats to the dough

 

[Big Sexy]

A buddy of mine was a landlord and a guy was late on rent, unresponsive to requests for payment and had a terrific odor emminating from his apartment. One day my friend ended up going into the studio apartment to figure out what was going on. The one room apartment was empty except for a twin mattress laying on the floor encircled by large, unplugged CRT computer monitors that were all facing the bed. There were piles of human shit all around the room and Polaroid pics of the guy shitting on people and being shat upon by other people. Pics of shit eating as well. My buddy was pretty shaken up.

He never did find out what happened to the guy.

 

[Weeg]

A buddy of mine was a landlord and a guy was late on rent, unresponsive to requests for payment and had a terrific odor emminating from his apartment. One day my friend ended up going into the studio apartment to figure out what was going on. The one room apartment was empty except for a twin mattress laying on the floor encircled by large, unplugged CRT computer monitors that were all facing the bed. There were piles of human shit all around the room and Polaroid pics of the guy shitting on people and being shat upon by other people. Pics of shit eating as well. My buddy was pretty shaken up.

He never did find out what happened to the guy.

Was this Sea?

 

[Seamajor]

Was this Sea?

Probably your obese wife. Lucky you Weeg.

 

[Weeg]

Probably your obese wife. Lucky you Weeg.

SO IT WAS YOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

A buddy of mine was a landlord and a guy was late on rent, unresponsive to requests for payment and had a terrific odor emminating from his apartment. One day my friend ended up going into the studio apartment to figure out what was going on. The one room apartment was empty except for a twin mattress laying on the floor encircled by large, unplugged CRT computer monitors that were all facing the bed. There were piles of human shit all around the room and Polaroid pics of the guy shitting on people and being shat upon by other people. Pics of shit eating as well. My buddy was pretty shaken up.

He never did find out what happened to the guy.

LOL TheDukeIsNotDead

 

[Seamajor]

SO IT WAS YOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is she bigger than 400 pounds. I know you love her. Is she capable of sex? Probably doesn’t matter.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Weeg seems to be a happy guy, he must be single

 

[Seamajor]

Weeg seems to be a happy guy, he must be single

?

 

[Alticus]

Lord Of The Pit huh? lol