Random thoughts....

[AnnaConda]

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.​

 

[cw_]

^gives new meaning to the phrase 'silent but deadly'

 

[Blurt]

Last night, two people in my threesome were no-shows.

 

[The Atomic Punk]

Some of these threads read like an SCP video

Just sayin

 

[AnnaConda]

It is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow.


























you just tried didn’t you

 

[Bevy]

No

 

[THROB]

All of you are strangers.

 

[Admin.]

All of you are strangers.

Do I know you?

 

[THROB]

I'm that guy who likes to watch your little, timid emo-bitch making me tunafish after I fuck her and we laugh about your shriveled cruel joke of a cock. She giggles while tonguing my balls with a cute little gleam in her eye you'll never see.

One day you'll arrive home from your late night shift cleaning restaurant exhaust systems and find the apartment empty, acxept your B-52s greatest hits CD, a crusty strap-on she used to fuck you with and that cum-stained pictures of Caitlyn Jenner.

 

[AnnaConda]

who forgives God?

 

[AnnaConda]

If you’re going to cross a line you need to make sure it’s a line worth crossing

 

[Garraty_47]

If you’re going to cross a line you need to make sure it’s a line worth crossing

If you're wondering if a line should be crossed ask yourself:

"Should this line exist?"

If the answer is 'Yes' = don't cross it.

 

[Blandscape]

All of you are strangers.

I throbbed and jizzed into your mom's baby socket on October 24th, 1993 (even though she wanted a pearl necklace), at around 11.24pm, after a rather greasy meal at Taco Bell, some uninspiring conversation and a carafe of their finest apple cider vinegar infused with a spittoon's worth of white wine.

Please tell me you weren't born in 94???

 

[Alticus]

Fucking cardboard bread ties.

 

[AnnaConda]

If you're wondering if a line should be crossed ask yourself:

"Should this line exist?"

If the answer is 'Yes' = don't cross it.

however- sometimes you don’t see the line until you’ve crossed it

 

[Blandscape]

If KM needs a sheriff's badge then BF should cut a cardboard one out for him, write sheriff on it in sharpie, add some UHU and sprinkle a little glitter on it.

I enjoy KM, but his need for validation really has become a legacy of failure peppered with an obsession to self prove just how we can never prove anyfing on these sites.

 

[cw_]

 

[cw_]

 

[Murdy]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because I’m calm, but will also fuck shit up.

 

[Darthinia Von Vader]

it amazes how truthful Poofter was about Dove.. a complete stranger being that honest online

mind blown

 

[realgrimm]

I miss that site Holy Maury Mother Of God.. best maury meme gifs out there.. might have to hit the wayback machine

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Skidromofo]

Jesus just lost my bagel. Where the fuck is my pukey buck?