{NOBODY!}They respond because you are an easy target to slap, your shtick is gay and you live in a world of one, thats just you Snarf so dial it the fuck down unless its an attempt to get people to laugh AT you and not WITH you.
Least of all Cookie. During the daylight hours anyway,
At night is a different story but in the modern age it's hard for that undead bastard to travel.
Freight full of nasty, smelly, worm-riden grave dirt and a moldy coffin is hard to hide.
Nonetheless I take precautions the few times I'm out after midnight.
Silver cross, garlic clove in my pocket, wooden stake in my boot.
Can't be too careful.
Even a stupid vampire is still dangerous and I'm not taking any chances.
That's why I'll never travel to England.
If I did this would be the last thing I'd prolly see:
The fuck even cursed my gif^^
Ahh
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