RIP MMPv2.0 I told yous it was a mistake

[Adam Hitler]

Ooooh, we've got a feisty one here.

 

[Alley]

Mind your own business.

 

[Garraty_47]

I 'member.

*Remember*

Get a clue or a dictionary.

There's clearly an apostrophe indicating a contraction of the word "remember".
If you're going to quibble about grammar at least have a valid complaint you querulous ball of vapidity.

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^@Blurt eat your heart out.

 

[Blandscape]

^^ @ JooDug meet your lesser.

 

[Blandscape]

Oh, and Oak is a fat hypocritical racist pig with a low IQ and chemical imbalances from her father (An aging donkey at a Tijuana show)....

Which makes your own arguments look pretty slim.

 

[Breakfall]

Is Caskur still bent over waving her hairy ass around waiting for someone to sniff it?

@Breakfall go on fella, take one for the team and do the honours! The old girl hasn't been serviced for over 6 months. LOL

I can’t man. I keep telling you blokes that I’ve been with my wife for 15 years already, and have been faithful the whole time.
I love Mrs Breakfall heaps.

However…if I was single, no problem. I love eating out a chick from the doggystyle position. Ellooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Master Pu]

Is Caskur still bent over waving her hairy ass around waiting for someone to sniff it?

@Breakfall go on fella, take one for the team and do the honours! The old girl hasn't been serviced for over 6 months. LOL

I can’t man. I keep telling you blokes that I’ve been with my wife for 15 years already, and have been faithful the whole time.
I love Mrs Breakfall heaps.

However…if I was single, no problem. I love eating out a chick from the doggystyle position. Ellooooooooooooooooooo!

Caskur? Dude you'd be running from that gap toothed pig so fast lightning would shoot from your ass best believe-

 

[Breakfall]

Is Caskur still bent over waving her hairy ass around waiting for someone to sniff it?

@Breakfall go on fella, take one for the team and do the honours! The old girl hasn't been serviced for over 6 months. LOL

I can’t man. I keep telling you blokes that I’ve been with my wife for 15 years already, and have been faithful the whole time.
I love Mrs Breakfall heaps.

However…if I was single, no problem. I love eating out a chick from the doggystyle position. Ellooooooooooooooooooo!

Caskur? Dude you'd be running from that gap toothed pig so fast lightning would shoot from your ass best believe-

Jaaysus…dat descriptive scenario does deserve a giggle, albeit a tad harsh.

I’m easily serenaded…

 

[Master Pu]

Is Caskur still bent over waving her hairy ass around waiting for someone to sniff it?

@Breakfall go on fella, take one for the team and do the honours! The old girl hasn't been serviced for over 6 months. LOL

I can’t man. I keep telling you blokes that I’ve been with my wife for 15 years already, and have been faithful the whole time.
I love Mrs Breakfall heaps.

However…if I was single, no problem. I love eating out a chick from the doggystyle position. Ellooooooooooooooooooo!

Caskur? Dude you'd be running from that gap toothed pig so fast lightning would shoot from your ass best believe-

Jaaysus…dat descriptive scenario does deserve a giggle, albeit a tad harsh.

I’m easily serenaded…

Harsh? That sow hoarded PI and used it liberally. Threw and still throws her poor blighter husband K under the bus. He ain't touching that. Fuck if he doesn't drink he should. I have no mercy on Caskur.

 

[Garraty_47]

Caskur? Dude you'd be running from that gap toothed pig so fast lightning would shoot from your ass best believe-

I almost said: "There's no accounting for taste" but in this context...

<puking noises>

 

[Master Pu]

Caskur? Dude you'd be running from that gap toothed pig so fast lightning would shoot from your ass best believe-

I almost said: "There's no accounting for taste" but in this context...

<puking noises>

Exactly.

 

[Breakfall]

Is Caskur still bent over waving her hairy ass around waiting for someone to sniff it?

@Breakfall go on fella, take one for the team and do the honours! The old girl hasn't been serviced for over 6 months. LOL

I can’t man. I keep telling you blokes that I’ve been with my wife for 15 years already, and have been faithful the whole time.
I love Mrs Breakfall heaps.

However…if I was single, no problem. I love eating out a chick from the doggystyle position. Ellooooooooooooooooooo!

Caskur? Dude you'd be running from that gap toothed pig so fast lightning would shoot from your ass best believe-

Jaaysus…dat descriptive scenario does deserve a giggle, albeit a tad harsh.

I’m easily serenaded…

Harsh? That sow hoarded PI and used it liberally. Threw and still throws her poor blighter husband K under the bus. He ain't touching that. Fuck if he doesn't drink he should. I have no mercy on Caskur.

I know that she’s a PI fiend…I know! But in my scenario, Caskur wouldn’t be the same woman that we all presume to know. No, in my storyline, in another time…in another place…in another part of the world…in another dimension, she would be:

CASKUR…aaaaaaaaahaaa..the outrageously delectable!

She would have a crotchless black latex outfit on with stilettos, a chain, a whip with 9 tails, a bowl of chips and a dip.

I would be 21 years old again and she would be 30-something.

It would be a sizzling affair that would make even baby Jesus cry…

 

[Master Pu]

@Breakfall let me tell you something brah. That gap in her teefs so wide cake falls through it. The whole cake, not just a piece. Including the little statues on top. Listen man, you wouldn't touch Caskur at any age.
K must have been drugged. Duped.
Poor blighter-

 

[Breakfall]

@Breakfall let me tell you something brah. That gap in her teefs so wide cake falls through it. The whole cake, not just a piece. Including the little statues on top. Listen man, you wouldn't touch Caskur at any age.
K must have been drugged. Duped.
Poor blighter-

You’re so descriptive! I’m hurting from laughing here man!

 

[Master Pu]

@Breakfall let me tell you something brah. That gap in her teefs so wide cake falls through it. The whole cake, not just a piece. Including the little statues on top. Listen man, you wouldn't touch Caskur at any age.
K must have been drugged. Duped.
Poor blighter-

You’re so descriptive! I’m hurting from laughing here man!

Bro, I'm trying to make a point. Things aren't always as they appear. Remember I said that.

 

[Breakfall]

@Breakfall let me tell you something brah. That gap in her teefs so wide cake falls through it. The whole cake, not just a piece. Including the little statues on top. Listen man, you wouldn't touch Caskur at any age.
K must have been drugged. Duped.
Poor blighter-

You’re so descriptive! I’m hurting from laughing here man!

Bro, I'm trying to make a point. Things aren't always as they appear. Remember I said that.

I’m a big boy!

 

[Master Pu]

@Breakfall let me tell you something brah. That gap in her teefs so wide cake falls through it. The whole cake, not just a piece. Including the little statues on top. Listen man, you wouldn't touch Caskur at any age.
K must have been drugged. Duped.
Poor blighter-

You’re so descriptive! I’m hurting from laughing here man!

Bro, I'm trying to make a point. Things aren't always as they appear. Remember I said that.

I’m a big boy!

Aight!

 

[Breakfall]

@Breakfall let me tell you something brah. That gap in her teefs so wide cake falls through it. The whole cake, not just a piece. Including the little statues on top. Listen man, you wouldn't touch Caskur at any age.
K must have been drugged. Duped.
Poor blighter-

You’re so descriptive! I’m hurting from laughing here man!

Bro, I'm trying to make a point. Things aren't always as they appear. Remember I said that.

I’m a big boy!

Aight!

 

[The Prowler]

You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67 and the bastards are going to raise that age up again.

I am not allowed to collect my Social Security pension until I'm 67. I have a pension from my last job.

Have any of you people heard of investments outside of designated retirement investment vehicles?

25 million Australians have 3 trillion $$$ invested in superannuation.

That is an investment vehicle specific for retirement.

I am sure you can invest money in the stock market, in commodities, in private enterprises, etc. etc. etc. outside of any investment vehicle designated for retirement.

When you say "You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67", what is stopping you from just quitting your job and not getting another one?

 

[The Prowler]

lest I have you posting your postcode, your bank details and the schematics of your tolerable worth.

I am always hoping that someone will ask.

It drives people like Fat Lily absolutely nuts to know that I live in a nice house, keep a healthy amount of spending money in my bank account, and have a pretty decent net worth.

 

[The Prowler]

That was cun’T that made him do that, btw

"made"

Hahahahahaha!!!

 

[The Prowler]

He posted his CC receipts at CO

You still do not understand why I did that.

People were spazzing out for weeks about a simple restaurant receipt. It was funny as hell.

It is soooo tempting sometimes to just explain everything to you. But not today.

 

[Breakfall]

You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67 and the bastards are going to raise that age up again.

I am not allowed to collect my Social Security pension until I'm 67. I have a pension from my last job.

Have any of you people heard of investments outside of designated retirement investment vehicles?

25 million Australians have 3 trillion $$$ invested in superannuation.

That is an investment vehicle specific for retirement.

I am sure you can invest money in the stock market, in commodities, in private enterprises, etc. etc. etc. outside of any investment vehicle designated for retirement.

When you say "You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67", what is stopping you from just quitting your job and not getting another one?

She was talking about Age Pension specifically.

 

[The Prowler]

You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67 and the bastards are going to raise that age up again.

I am not allowed to collect my Social Security pension until I'm 67. I have a pension from my last job.

Have any of you people heard of investments outside of designated retirement investment vehicles?

25 million Australians have 3 trillion $$$ invested in superannuation.

That is an investment vehicle specific for retirement.

I am sure you can invest money in the stock market, in commodities, in private enterprises, etc. etc. etc. outside of any investment vehicle designated for retirement.

When you say "You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67", what is stopping you from just quitting your job and not getting another one?

She was talking about Age Pension specifically.

So people can retire any time they want, right?

 

[Breakfall]

You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67 and the bastards are going to raise that age up again.

I am not allowed to collect my Social Security pension until I'm 67. I have a pension from my last job.

Have any of you people heard of investments outside of designated retirement investment vehicles?

25 million Australians have 3 trillion $$$ invested in superannuation.

That is an investment vehicle specific for retirement.

I am sure you can invest money in the stock market, in commodities, in private enterprises, etc. etc. etc. outside of any investment vehicle designated for retirement.

When you say "You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67", what is stopping you from just quitting your job and not getting another one?

She was talking about Age Pension specifically.

So people can retire any time they want, right?

I’m semi-retired at 50! But I’m not claiming superannuation or any government assistance, if that’s what you mean.

People that quit work and need government assistance (welfare benefits/dole) need to prove their inability to work or enter into a work-for-the-dole scheme.

Some of youth of today and particular derelicts, tattoo their heads and face in an effort to make themselves unemployable and try rort the system.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67 and the bastards are going to raise that age up again.

I am not allowed to collect my Social Security pension until I'm 67. I have a pension from my last job.

Have any of you people heard of investments outside of designated retirement investment vehicles?

25 million Australians have 3 trillion $$$ invested in superannuation.

That is an investment vehicle specific for retirement.

I am sure you can invest money in the stock market, in commodities, in private enterprises, etc. etc. etc. outside of any investment vehicle designated for retirement.

When you say "You're not allowed to retire in Australia until you are 67", what is stopping you from just quitting your job and not getting another one?

She was talking about Age Pension specifically.

So people can retire any time they want, right?

I’m semi-retired at 50! But I’m not claiming superannuation or any government assistance, if that’s what you mean.

People that quit work and need government assistance (welfare benefits/dole) need to prove their inability to work or enter into a work-for-the-dole scheme.

Some of youth of today and particular derelicts, tattoo their heads and face in an effort to make themselves unemployable and try rort the system.

If I wanted to I could claim disability rather than work. I, however cannot live off of $700 a month so I take my partially disabled ass to work.

 

[The Prowler]

So people can retire any time they want, right?

I’m semi-retired at 50! But I’m not claiming superannuation or any government assistance, if that’s what you mean.

It is not a trick question.

The answer appears to be "Yes".

 

[Flynn]

So people can retire any time they want, right?

I’m semi-retired at 50! But I’m not claiming superannuation or any government assistance, if that’s what you mean.

It is not a trick question.

The answer appears to be "Yes".

God. Man. You're boring.

 

[Breakfall]

So people can retire any time they want, right?

I’m semi-retired at 50! But I’m not claiming superannuation or any government assistance, if that’s what you mean.

It is not a trick question.

The answer appears to be "Yes".

If one has financial backing to live by…then it’s a resounding yyyyyessss! What’s your point?