Round One

[Lily]

The lardy curtain twitcher lmao.

It so suits.

Oh my, you're a master troll.

 

[reaper]

Oh my, you're a master troll.

They do say the truth hurts lulz.

 

[Lily]

They do say the truth hurts lulz.

I'd have to be hurt first, Sparky.

 

[Omnipotent]

Upcoming: a tale of woe and rugged hilarity…

“The Day Caskur Learned To Suck Reaper’s Dick Through Her Front Teeth”

Stay tuned.

Puh-leeze, we are married people. And we are MORAL people.

Where is the short story I requested?

chop chop!!!

 

[Omnipotent]

Dear diary-

Totally straight Blurt is fantasizing about people sucking my dick.

Should I be worried.

Emphatically,

YES...!!!

 

[Frood]

interesting stuff Dinky Dianna.

 

[Seamajor]

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Yes you do because it’s always you and your gibberish that I post. Like this^^^^

 

[Frood]

 

[reaper]

Puh-leeze, we are married people. And we are MORAL people.

Where is the short story I requested?

chop chop!!!

He's had to go away to think about it lulz.

It appears old Blurtser can't write off the cuff.Just as predicted.

 

[Seamajor]

who is that DD. The Hermaphrodite with orange hair is you. Strange women, DD

 

[Blurt]

He's had to go away to think about it lulz.

It appears old Blurtser can't write off the cuff.Just as predicted.

Nope, old Blurster has a life outside these threads.and frankly doesn't give old Weeper and Omn-Impotent a second thought when he's going about that life away from the board.

I'm too busy changing hearts and minds in the actual world to worry about what a few intellectually deficient anonymous goonies think of me in a virtual closet.

But, hey. Don't let that stop you. I mean, a small man has to fish for an ounce of self-esteem somewhere, right?

So, go ahead, you bloviating bard, you: tell us another story.

And, this time, say you "could've" instead of you "could of." Stop making yourself sound like you went to the same schools Caskur did.

 

[reaper]

Nope, old Blurster has a life outside these threads.and frankly doesn't give old Weeper and Omn-Impotent a second thought when he's going about that life away from the board.

I'm too busy changing hearts and minds in the actual world to worry about what a few intellectually deficient anonymous goonies think of me in a virtual closet.

But, hey. Don't let that stop you. I mean, a small man has to fish for an ounce of self-esteem somewhere, right?

So, go ahead, you bloviating bard, you: tell us another story.

And, this time, say you "could've" instead of you "could of." Stop making yourself sound like you went to the same schools Caskur did.

You've been here for well over an hour Blurt.

It took me about 20 mins to do my little story.

Just saying is all ...

 

[Blurt]

Yes because, unlike you, I actually read what others are saying (or writing), instead of trying to come up with yet more ways to make my own voice stand out.

Go fish, son.

 

[X]

is the blue cashew like the ghay complaint dept for BF ahahahahahahahahahahahaa fer christ sakes they've quite the sob fest going on over there ... apparently SEA has ripped each an eveRyone a new assholio over ther AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

[reaper]

Yes because, unlike you, I actually read what others are saying (or writing), instead of trying to come up with yet more ways to make my own voice stand out.

Go fish, son.

At this point you are nothing but an owned,scorned little bitch that got it's feelings hurt for being mentioned in a short story.You came galloping in to the thread proclaiming how much it sucked,but when challenged to do better you have done nothing but deflect and make a complete arse of yourself.
So creep back in to that dark,dingy hole you came out of and get back trying to write this war and peace novel you must be working on.Twenty mins it took me to come up with mine,yet you've had days and offered NOTHING.
You've backed yourself in to a lose/lose situation here kid.

Those that can,do.Those that can't criticize.

 

[Blurt]

^ Kevin? Is that you?

So, that entire post above... you "could of" just said: "You suck."

But, no, you love the sound of your own voice too much.

See what I'm sayin'?

 

[X]

don mind me

I'm just a curious bystander

 

[X]

At this point you are nothing but an owned,scorned little bitch that got it's feelings hurt for being mentioned in a short story.You came galloping in to the thread proclaiming how much it sucked,but when challenged to do better you have done nothing but deflect and make a complete arse of yourself.
So creep back in to that dark,dingy hole you came out of and get back trying to write this war and peace novel you must be working on.Twenty mins it took me to come up with mine,yet you've had days and offered NOTHING.
You've backed yourself in to a lose/lose situation here kid.

Those that can,do.Those that can't criticize.

you lef out the one I think he goes by ..
Those that couldn't gaf LOL

 

[reaper]

^ Kevin? Is that you?

So, that entire post above... you "could of" just said: "You suck."

But, no, you love the sound of your own voice too much.

See what I'm sayin'?

Not Kev,I'm Paddy.

And you still suck.

Happy now I've cut it down to single sentences.

 

[Blurt]

Yep.

You're my bitch now.

 

[reaper]

Yep.

You're my bitch now.

In the two hours you've been here,you could of-

nevermind

 

[reaper]

don mind me

I'm just a curious bystander

Just wait for big Lil to come charging in lulz.

 

[Blandscape]

Scene- Madison square garden.


Big Lilly sits in her dressing room eagerly awaiting the seventeenth defence of her `slimly cunt of the year title`.Her manager Breakfall walks in and asks her to get ready for the upcoming brawl. “I'm still eating my big mac you racist cunt” Screams big Lil. “Huh” replies Breakfall. “You're racist,racist,get out of my dressing room you honky faggot.” Breakfall sighs and big Lilly's intro music starts to play.


Intro music starts to play.


The crowd,mostly illegal mexicunts go wild “Big Lilly,Big lilly” they cheer loudly as this disgusting slob of a women makes her way to the ring.



The crowd again go silent once more. The speakers start to blast out `brown girl in the ring` as none other than big Flea makes her way to the ring. A solitary voice coming from an obviously retarded pensioner is heard screaming from the crowd “kill her my Queen,kill her.Boom-Boom.”



The two behemoths stare intensity at each other from accross the ring as referee Blurt does the introductions.

Both ladies stay in there corners as the start of round one is announced. Neither seem willing to throw the first punch.

Flea rips off her sports bra and grasps a gargantuan left tittie in her hand. In an act of gymnastics not seen since the days of Olga Korbut, Flea does a double backward flip and crashes her gargantuan left tittie in to the hideous face of big Lilly. Big Lilly immediate hits the floor and the fight seems over as Flea cowers over her. “Finish her off” this dwarf like creature bellows from just outside of the ring. But Flea seems to be enjoying the moment for to long and fails to act.

Big Lily is dazed but not out. In an act of sheer desperation she decides to go nuclear. Tearing off her huge undergarments and waving her legs in the air. The smell of her putrid skank hole starts to fill the arena. Judges reaper,Dilf and Aryan all collapse unconscious as the crowds desperately try to head for the nearest exit. Big Lilly gets back to feet as Flea stumbles against the ropes. The stench is just to much for Flea to take as she slowly crumbles to the floor. Ref Blurt looks around wondering what all the fuss is about “smells like good pussy to me”Blurt utters under his breath.”

Blurt starts the count- 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 ....


Flea seems out for the count and try as she might,she just can't seem to get back to her feet.

Ding-ding ,end of round one.

Flea has been saved by the bell.

Her trainer,a dwarf like creature drags Flea back to her corner. He starts to shout at big Lilly “you're crying,you're crying” as he tries to revive Flea.


Round 2 ?

 

[reaper]

Do you really think I'm going to listen to your drunken ramblings.

Go munch down on your battered mars bars Mr.Predator.

 

[Blandscape]

Do you really think I'm going to listen to your drunken ramblings.

Go munch down on your battered mars bars Mr.Predator.

 

[reaper]

Listen noncey and listen good.The last time I listened to one of your sick ramblings you went on about sucking off children.So if you have anything to say then put it in text.Then I may or may not respond to it.

 

[Blandscape]

Listen noncey and listen good.The last time I listened to one of your sick ramblings you went on about sucking off children.So if you have anything to say then put it in text.Then I may or may not respond to it.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Frood]

who is that DD. The Hermaphrodite with orange hair is you. Strange women, DD

 

[Garraty_47]

NOOoooo! Not Milla!

<sadly making a deletion from the spank bank>