Serious question for the ladies

[Biggie Smiles]

Could you date a guy that didn't have a nose?

As in, the area where a person's nose normally is this person has a gaping hole that looks similar to a vagina.

Sure by day he wears a cheap stick on rubber nose that doesn't even match the rest of his face, But by night he looks like something that could give the predator nightmares.

Do you date him?

Do you wonder if while he's banging you missionary style something really disgusting might start dripping out of that big hole and onto your face?

Or do you say "hey, you've got what appears to be two mouths on your face! use them to eat the ass and pussy at the same time"

Mature responses only please.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lol, no not for me, people with obvious things missing freak me out, not being a cunt but it’s just how I feel..

 

[Omnipotent]

Could you date a guy that didn't have a nose?

As in, the area where a person's nose normally is this person has a gaping hole that looks similar to a vagina.

Sure by day he wears a cheap stick on rubber nose that doesn't even match the rest of his face, But by night he looks like something that could give the predator nightmares.

Do you date him?

Do you wonder if while he's banging you missionary style something really disgusting might start dripping out of that big hole and onto your face?

Or do you say "hey, you've got what appears to be two mouths on your face! use them to eat the ass and pussy at the same time"

Mature responses only please.

You appear to be suffering a mental illness.

You ask the most stupidest questions imaginable.

Kill yourself now you pathetic excuse for a chimp one generation out of the trees.

Fark me dead dunny budgie!~

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I thought it was a perfectly reasonable question..

 

[LotusBud]

A better question is this: Could you date a man with no dick and a serious mental illness? Asking for the op, who is too insecure to post for himself.

 

[Seamajor]

Could you date a guy that didn't have a nose?

As in, the area where a person's nose normally is this person has a gaping hole that looks similar to a vagina.

Sure by day he wears a cheap stick on rubber nose that doesn't even match the rest of his face, But by night he looks like something that could give the predator nightmares.

Do you date him?

Do you wonder if while he's banging you missionary style something really disgusting might start dripping out of that big hole and onto your face?

Or do you say "hey, you've got what appears to be two mouths on your face! use them to eat the ass and pussy at the same time"

Mature responses only please.

How about a filthy dwarf who lives with his maw?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Could you date a guy that didn't have a nose?

As in, the area where a person's nose normally is this person has a gaping hole that looks similar to a vagina.

Sure by day he wears a cheap stick on rubber nose that doesn't even match the rest of his face, But by night he looks like something that could give the predator nightmares.

Do you date him?

Do you wonder if while he's banging you missionary style something really disgusting might start dripping out of that big hole and onto your face?

Or do you say "hey, you've got what appears to be two mouths on your face! use them to eat the ass and pussy at the same time"

Mature responses only please.

How about a filthy dwarf who lives with his maw?

Are you asking for a friend or looking for tips writing a dating profile?

 

[Seamajor]

Describing the sick Dwarf that you are Stubby

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I thought it was a perfectly reasonable question..

I know right?

 

[LotusBud]

A better question is this: Could you date a man with no dick and a serious mental illness? Asking for the op, who is too insecure to post for himself.

^^^^ Best question ever asked in this forum. You're welcome, Strapon. Watch the ladies come running now. Or go running.

 

[Seamajor]

Swamp Duck doesn’t really know you

 

[Seamajor]

A better question is this: Could you date a man with no dick and a serious mental illness? Asking for the op, who is too insecure to post for himself.

^^^^ Best question ever asked in this forum. You're welcome, Strapon. Watch the ladies come running now. Or go running.

Like the 2 slags demanding $$$ every month? Stubby couldn’t get laid at the Moonlight Ranch, Dwarf and Midget division

 

[Biggie Smiles]

A better question is this: Could you date a man with no dick and a serious mental illness? Asking for the op, who is too insecure to post for himself.

^^^^ Best question ever asked in this forum. You're welcome, Strapon. Watch the ladies come running now. Or go running.

 

[LotusBud]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

 

[Seamajor]

I feel sorry for you stubby. You’re pathetic. I know what you look like, so does the Bronx PD

 

[LotusBud]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

Sure I do.

 

[Omnipotent]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

I do, I have your real picture.

 

[Seamajor]

A fugly short person

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

Sure I do.

sure you do

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

I do, I have your real picture.

ugh... please don't tell me you still masturbate to it

 

[Succubus]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

I do, I have your real picture.

ugh... please don't tell me you still masturbate to it

Nothing wrong with that. I get off on @X and @Aryan Emperor

 

[Seamajor]

You can’t help it little fella

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

I do, I have your real picture.

ugh... please don't tell me you still masturbate to it

Nothing wrong with that. I get off on @X and @Aryan Emperor

Well, you don't look like a fucking warthog with paint roller eyebrows.

I wouldn't mind you getting off

But Caskur?

SHe makes Shrek look like a runway model

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You can’t help it little fella

You need new material

 

[Seamajor]

You can’t help it little fella

You need new material

There’s not much one can do with a squatty body. Sorry

 

[Succubus]

I don't mind the nose thing. If he didn't have a dick, I'd be cool with that, too. He better have brains and he better have a tongue. That's all i need. Hahaha

 

[Q]

I don't mind the nose thing. If he didn't have a dick, I'd be cool with that, too. He better have brains and he better have a tongue. That's all i need. Hahaha

Do you realize that a lot of your posts concern sexual intercourse?

 

[Succubus]

I don't mind the nose thing. If he didn't have a dick, I'd be cool with that, too. He better have brains and he better have a tongue. That's all i need. Hahaha

Do you realize that a lot of your posts concern sexual intercourse?

Yes, I do. It's called "talking shit"- keeping people entertained. It doesn't describe my character. Words are words. Ones actions describe ones character. ;) I don't get down like that, hun.

 

[Omnipotent]

You wish you were half as cute as Obama. And he's not even that cute.

lol.. you don't even know what I look like

that's rage right there :ROFL:

Sure I do.

sure you do

No point in denial... Imagine if someone ran that through a search?....LOL