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SirSuperSouthern

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Listen up bitch, I'm offering you a good deal here. A golden opportunity for you to prove your worth as both a quality flamer, and woman. You're not bad at this game of leisure, and you are around the top of the list of regular meltdown posters.

Goes like this: we use this thread to work out the details of our match, which I believe will be worth a click from everyone after each of our posts. As I wrote earlier, I'll go ahead and let you come up with the stipulations of our mix-up under the bleachers. Examples: How many posts (usually 3), How much time (usually a week, full 7 days), and what you think will be fair - not just in your favor although I'll let that slide too. 3? 5? Open poll votes from any and all members? You decide what you think will make the final judgement something else to look forward to at the end because the judges you choose (if you do) may not be blinded by your long-time friendly on-line relationship.

My only frown only comes when amateur match flamers want to allow run-ins by any idiot with a fucking keyboard and account(s) here. Bleh. If you somehow take me down in an official match that was fairly judged, your flaming resume will begin with a HUGE fucking accomplishment, and I sense that you have a legitimate chance. Taking down a Senior brawl-hall Reg who earned dozens of ribbons the hard way, 2-time Cosmic Outpost champ, almost instant champ of Third Rail, and banned at flame sites due to the fact that I'm a genuine asshole.

A "no" will be fine, you're a BF regular who hasn't tried anything like this against a poster like me. I won't hold it against you or bother mentioning your refusal afterward because you didn't grow up as a flamer on any of the Big Three - Flametown: BH, F4$, and Flame Champs/Third Rail. I leave everything up to you and am curious as to how you'd go about taking care of your business in something official, something important. Lemme know...




SSS
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Listen up bitch, I'm offering you a good deal here. A golden opportunity for you to prove your worth as both a quality flamer, and woman. You're not bad at this game of leisure, and you are around the top of the list of regular meltdown posters.

Goes like this: we use this thread to work out the details of our match, which I believe will be worth a click from everyone after each of our posts. As I wrote earlier, I'll go ahead and let you come up with the stipulations of our mix-up under the bleachers. Examples: How many posts (usually 3), How much time (usually a week, full 7 days), and what you think will be fair - not just in your favor although I'll let that slide too. 3? 5? Open poll votes from any and all members? You decide what you think will make the final judgement something else to look forward to at the end because the judges you choose (if you do) may not be blinded by your long-time friendly on-line relationship.

My only frown only comes when amateur match flamers want to allow run-ins by any idiot with a fucking keyboard and account(s) here. Bleh. If you somehow take me down in an official match that was fairly judged, your flaming resume will begin with a HUGE fucking accomplishment, and I sense that you have a legitimate chance. Taking down a Senior brawl-hall Reg who earned dozens of ribbons the hard way, 2-time Cosmic Outpost champ, almost instant champ of Third Rail, and banned at flame sites due to the fact that I'm a genuine asshole.

A "no" will be fine, you're a BF regular who hasn't tried anything like this against a poster like me. I won't hold it against you or bother mentioning your refusal afterward because you didn't grow up as a flamer on any of the Big Three - Flametown: BH, F4$, and Flame Champs/Third Rail. I leave everything up to you and am curious as to how you'd go about taking care of your business in something official, something important. Lemme know...




SSS
- fun, awkward, exciting
Hey you whoreson. Too long, didn't read LOL
 

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Is it not possible to condense what yer saying there big guy...for those with short attention spans ...
 

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Listen up bitch, I'm offering you a good deal here. A golden opportunity for you to prove your worth as both a quality flamer, and woman. You're not bad at this game of leisure, and you are around the top of the list of regular meltdown posters.

Goes like this: we use this thread to work out the details of our match, which I believe will be worth a click from everyone after each of our posts. As I wrote earlier, I'll go ahead and let you come up with the stipulations of our mix-up under the bleachers. Examples: How many posts (usually 3), How much time (usually a week, full 7 days), and what you think will be fair - not just in your favor although I'll let that slide too. 3? 5? Open poll votes from any and all members? You decide what you think will make the final judgement something else to look forward to at the end because the judges you choose (if you do) may not be blinded by your long-time friendly on-line relationship.

My only frown only comes when amateur match flamers want to allow run-ins by any idiot with a fucking keyboard and account(s) here. Bleh. If you somehow take me down in an official match that was fairly judged, your flaming resume will begin with a HUGE fucking accomplishment, and I sense that you have a legitimate chance. Taking down a Senior brawl-hall Reg who earned dozens of ribbons the hard way, 2-time Cosmic Outpost champ, almost instant champ of Third Rail, and banned at flame sites due to the fact that I'm a genuine asshole.

A "no" will be fine, you're a BF regular who hasn't tried anything like this against a poster like me. I won't hold it against you or bother mentioning your refusal afterward because you didn't grow up as a flamer on any of the Big Three - Flametown: BH, F4$, and Flame Champs/Third Rail. I leave everything up to you and am curious as to how you'd go about taking care of your business in something official, something important. Lemme know...




SSS
- fun, awkward, exciting
Just when you were starting to grow on me in a friendly way I realise that said growth is just a massive black head pluke... What do you want from me?
 

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SirSuperSouthern

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Hey SSS. Benzo just called out your pussy ass at Squirrel grounds

I'm banned from there after posting once. I'll gladly accept that fredrica-gimp's embarrassing appearance here if he down here...



SSS
- Benzed, your dreams are gonna make you look like that bitch in Labyrinth at midnight.
 
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SirSuperSouthern

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When’s the fight SSS?

You get to decide when it starts and ends.

You get to decide who the judge(s) will be.

You get to decide the post limit if you think I may bury you under tall walls of text.

However, as I stated, if you don't want to try one for the first time against me - of all posters here - that's fine and not even worth mocking you for bowing out. It's all up to you, Chad...




SSS
- I may whip up an example of posts you'd have to deal with
 
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Example or first post in our hypothetical match, that I'll use to light a fart in your face
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Hello CHUD, you open window that anyone tall enough can see right through. I'll begin telling the audience what I've seen in passing, causing my face to awkwardly strain, and balls to shiver.

You are a militant lesbian, which you've been silently telling us by avatar after avatar. Hard looking female soldiers with no men around. Coincidence? Of fucking course not; you frumpy, grumpy, CHUDby dyke. Gross, don't take any more pictures of your laptop with a small portion of your oddly round fat circular block. Just don't, it'll cause white flight from the picture thread.

Stuff your fulgy fucking face where it belongs, bitch:

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SSS
- that was a condensed version of a callout post for my homie Stinky
 

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SSS,
Hey SSS. Benzo just called out your pussy ass at Squirrel grounds

I'm banned from there after posting once. I'll gladly accept that fredrica-gimp's embarrassing appearance here if he down here...

SSS

The owner tried to pm you but you have pms block

She said you made poor choices when posting pics since Squirrel Grounds does not allow x rated porn or gore.

You've stated you have the writing abilities of a chicken holding a sharpie in it's beak, so you don't really need to use pics as a crutch.
 

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Example or first post in our hypothetical match, that I'll use to light a fart in your face
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Hello CHUD, you open window that anyone tall enough can see right through. I'll begin telling the audience what I've seen in passing, causing my face to awkwardly strain, and balls to shiver.

You are a militant lesbian, which you've been silently telling us by avatar after avatar. Hard looking female soldiers with no men around. Coincidence? Of fucking course not; you frumpy, grumpy, CHUDby dyke. Gross, don't take any more pictures of your laptop with a small portion of your oddly round fat circular block. Just don't, it'll cause white flight from the picture thread.

Stuff your fulgy fucking face where it belongs, bitch:

1578815452656.jpg




SSS
- that was a condensed version of a callout post for my homie Stinky
Is that it? I don’t even need words to destroy you...
V3FrHOY.gif

Its uncanny is it not? :LOL2:
b0DF7pj.jpg
 

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I know :LMAO: I was all like 'whaaaaaaaaaa' that was it ? lol a pic of 'is old lady and a bunch'a words
 

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Hey SSS. Benzo just called out your pussy ass at Squirrel grounds

I'm banned from there after posting once. I'll gladly accept that fredrica-gimp's embarrassing appearance here if he down here...



SSS
- Benzed, your dreams are gonna make you look like that bitch in Labyrinth at midnight.


You’re not banned, hunnybunch. We just can’t have the rape pics without spoilers. You know I love your fucked up redneck ass
 

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Example or first post in our hypothetical match, that I'll use to light a fart in your face
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Hello CHUD, you open window that anyone tall enough can see right through. I'll begin telling the audience what I've seen in passing, causing my face to awkwardly strain, and balls to shiver.

You are a militant lesbian, which you've been silently telling us by avatar after avatar. Hard looking female soldiers with no men around. Coincidence? Of fucking course not; you frumpy, grumpy, CHUDby dyke. Gross, don't take any more pictures of your laptop with a small portion of your oddly round fat circular block. Just don't, it'll cause white flight from the picture thread.

Stuff your fulgy fucking face where it belongs, bitch:

1578815452656.jpg




SSS
- that was a condensed version of a callout post for my homie Stinky
Is that it? I don’t even need words to destroy you...
V3FrHOY.gif

Its uncanny is it not? :LOL2:
b0DF7pj.jpg



he looks hella good right there tho
 

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Example or first post in our hypothetical match, that I'll use to light a fart in your face
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Hello CHUD, you open window that anyone tall enough can see right through. I'll begin telling the audience what I've seen in passing, causing my face to awkwardly strain, and balls to shiver.

You are a militant lesbian, which you've been silently telling us by avatar after avatar. Hard looking female soldiers with no men around. Coincidence? Of fucking course not; you frumpy, grumpy, CHUDby dyke. Gross, don't take any more pictures of your laptop with a small portion of your oddly round fat circular block. Just don't, it'll cause white flight from the picture thread.

Stuff your fulgy fucking face where it belongs, bitch:

1578815452656.jpg




SSS
- that was a condensed version of a callout post for my homie Stinky
Is that it? I don’t even need words to destroy you...
V3FrHOY.gif

Its uncanny is it not? :LOL2:
b0DF7pj.jpg



he looks hella good right there tho

To each her own I guess :Confused3: