Should i go full blown Karen on this or nah?

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The cat IS feral. The cat wont come around people. I dont have a problem with the cat in general. I have a problem with this stupid bitch that conned me into catching and handing over the kittens only to let em go. I should have caught the kittens and handed them over to the county. I had a moment of weakness. That shit wont happen again. The dog fights the cat because the kittens are in our yard. I told that bitch "well, hopefully the dog doesnt kill the kitten but there's no where for it to hide now that I cleared everything from the shed." Bet your ass if I hear that dog get into it with that feral cat AGAIN, its on like Donkey Kong!

Why the fuck would she let the kittens go? They need to go to a shelter so they can be fixed and adopted out.

Want me to come get them? I will.
 

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The cat IS feral. The cat wont come around people. I dont have a problem with the cat in general. I have a problem with this stupid bitch that conned me into catching and handing over the kittens only to let em go. I should have caught the kittens and handed them over to the county. I had a moment of weakness. That shit wont happen again. The dog fights the cat because the kittens are in our yard. I told that bitch "well, hopefully the dog doesnt kill the kitten but there's no where for it to hide now that I cleared everything from the shed." Bet your ass if I hear that dog get into it with that feral cat AGAIN, its on like Donkey Kong!

Why the fuck would she let the kittens go? They need to go to a shelter so they can be fixed and adopted out.

Want me to come get them? I will.
Drive to Springfield IL? If you're willing to do that, I'm afraid you'd show up with a fukin carload by the time you got here!

"So what had happen was" the feral cat that she's spent like 6 months getting to warm up to her, came over to her house and as she said "didnt like her babies being in the crate" on her porch. So the dumb bitch opened the crate so she could be near them "how sweet" and the cat made off with one and the other tried to follow. She managed to catch the other. FML! I think they're living under my deck now cause the dog is going apeshit trying to plow its nose in the boards. This is a no win situation for me.

BTW, who knows where the 3rd one is. I never caught it.
 
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The cat IS feral. The cat wont come around people. I dont have a problem with the cat in general. I have a problem with this stupid bitch that conned me into catching and handing over the kittens only to let em go. I should have caught the kittens and handed them over to the county. I had a moment of weakness. That shit wont happen again. The dog fights the cat because the kittens are in our yard. I told that bitch "well, hopefully the dog doesnt kill the kitten but there's no where for it to hide now that I cleared everything from the shed." Bet your ass if I hear that dog get into it with that feral cat AGAIN, its on like Donkey Kong!

Why the fuck would she let the kittens go? They need to go to a shelter so they can be fixed and adopted out.

Want me to come get them? I will.
Drive to Springfield IL? If you're willing to do that, I'm afraid you'd show up with a fukin carload by the time you got here!

"So what had happen was" the feral cat that she's spent like 6 months getting to warm up to her, came over to her house and as she said "didnt like her babies being in the crate" on her porch. So the dumb bitch opened the crate so she could be near them "how sweet" and the cat made off with one and the other tried to follow. She managed to catch the other. FML! I think they're living under my deck now cause the dog is going apeshit trying to plow its nose in the boards. This is a no win situation for me.

BTW, who knows where the 3rd one is. I never caught it.

Yep. I'm a 4 hour drive to Chicago. It's nothing I couldnt do in a day. Kittens wouldnt be the worst thing I ever drove to IL for.....kwim?

How old are they do you think?
 

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The cat IS feral. The cat wont come around people. I dont have a problem with the cat in general. I have a problem with this stupid bitch that conned me into catching and handing over the kittens only to let em go. I should have caught the kittens and handed them over to the county. I had a moment of weakness. That shit wont happen again. The dog fights the cat because the kittens are in our yard. I told that bitch "well, hopefully the dog doesnt kill the kitten but there's no where for it to hide now that I cleared everything from the shed." Bet your ass if I hear that dog get into it with that feral cat AGAIN, its on like Donkey Kong!

Why the fuck would she let the kittens go? They need to go to a shelter so they can be fixed and adopted out.

Want me to come get them? I will.
Drive to Springfield IL? If you're willing to do that, I'm afraid you'd show up with a fukin carload by the time you got here!

"So what had happen was" the feral cat that she's spent like 6 months getting to warm up to her, came over to her house and as she said "didnt like her babies being in the crate" on her porch. So the dumb bitch opened the crate so she could be near them "how sweet" and the cat made off with one and the other tried to follow. She managed to catch the other. FML! I think they're living under my deck now cause the dog is going apeshit trying to plow its nose in the boards. This is a no win situation for me.

BTW, who knows where the 3rd one is. I never caught it.

Yep. I'm a 4 hour drive to Chicago. It's nothing I couldnt do in a day. Kittens wouldnt be the worst thing I ever drove to IL for.....kwim?

How old are they do you think?
I'm guessing 3-4 months. You know, pretty much the size everyone thinks when little Sally says "I got a new kitten!".
 
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Umm, how much for you to stay away? Take paypal?

I mean.....I'm not insisting, Lok. I'm just offering.

Dont panick lol
Whew!!!!!!

I have a thing about rescuing kittens so if you decide "yeah you know what, I would love Dovey to come get these cats" just PM me. And I'd likely have GB or my oldest daughter or both with me.....so despite popular belief, I dont bang EVERYONE I meet off the boards.

(But you can say I did.....I have a reputation to uphold you know ;))
 

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Umm, how much for you to stay away? Take paypal?

I mean.....I'm not insisting, Lok. I'm just offering.

Dont panick lol
Whew!!!!!!

I have a thing about rescuing kittens so if you decide "yeah you know what, I would love Dovey to come get these cats" just PM me. And I'd likely have GB or my oldest daughter or both with me.....so despite popular belief, I dont bang EVERYONE I meet off the boards.

(But you can say I did.....I have a reputation to uphold you know ;))
Naw, I wasnt saying that. I was scared cause I was serious about seeing you show up with a car full of strays you picked up on the way! LOL!
 

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Not sure sure I've been in this thread before, who is going to catch me up, in a concise and salient manner?
 
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Umm, how much for you to stay away? Take paypal?

I mean.....I'm not insisting, Lok. I'm just offering.

Dont panick lol
Whew!!!!!!

I have a thing about rescuing kittens so if you decide "yeah you know what, I would love Dovey to come get these cats" just PM me. And I'd likely have GB or my oldest daughter or both with me.....so despite popular belief, I dont bang EVERYONE I meet off the boards.

(But you can say I did.....I have a reputation to uphold you know ;))
Naw, I wasnt saying that. I was scared cause I was serious about seeing you show up with a car full of strays you picked up on the way! LOL!

Nooooo hahahaha.

I wouldn't mess with rando strays. They could be pets.

There is this crazy bitch in a cat group I'm in(I'm in a group for everything lol)....she calls herself a "cat activist" and she keeps "rescuing" peoples pets.

This stupid asshole spent a week luring a cat she saw outside on her street to her house with food. Like putting food bowls closer and closer and she actually cat napped this cat.

It apparently belonged to people who lived a few houses down and they started looking for it. They eventually started going door to door, and she did do the right thing and give it back.

She was all posting pictures of this cat and crying and she had named it and everything. All bitching about how she had to "let him go"....I wanted to be like "you psycho fucking cunt, you legit spent a week luring these peoples cat to your house and just stole him....you should drown your loony fucking ass in your toilet".

I almost wished I knew who those neighbors were. I would show them this unhinged "cat activists" psychos posts so they could press charges on her for property theft(since she actively lured their cat and had no intention of taking it to be scanned for a chip or even considering it could have a home). It was CLEARLY a pet. All fat and fluffy as fuck.

I wasnt her first rodeo either. Oh man. I should go find those posts, blur out the name and show them. She was a real wack job lol.
 
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Not sure sure I've been in this thread before, who is going to catch me up, in a concise and salient manner?

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Just read the OP.

Hopefully this incident will be something you actually agree with me on. If it helps....I'm 99.8% sure the psycho garbage man is a Trump supporter......but only because I live in maga country lol.
 

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you would think the fuck could spend a
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for my Birthday wish I wish you used a few shekels to buy a new shed ...like mine, impenetrable, leak proof, unlike your aSS
now my good sir, the crack of the first case is upon us ... it is going to be a fucking day not to be reckoned with, I have earned this day
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you would think the fuck could spend a
Umm, how much for you to stay away? Take paypal?



for my Birthday wish I wish you used a few shekels to buy a new shed ...like mine, impenetrable, leak proof, unlike your aSS
now my good sir, the crack of the first case is upon us ... it is going to be a fucking day not to be reckoned with, I have earned this day
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Fix your post, jackass.
 

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You could have saved the babies. If ever you see a dead possum always check the pouch for babies and take them to a wildlife rehabilitation specialist, or at the very least call them.
 

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You could have saved the babies. If ever you see a dead possum always check the pouch for babies and take them to a wildlife rehabilitation specialist, or at the very least call them.
Before or after I run it over with my 345/30/19's?
 
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You could have saved the babies. If ever you see a dead possum always check the pouch for babies and take them to a wildlife rehabilitation specialist, or at the very least call them.

I didnt have the chance to go get the babies. I had planned on getting them after breakfast.
 

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they r like the strange platypus of the land - part ferret, rat and kangaroo
 

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Never seen a possum in my life lol, are they friendly?
No. I kill em whenever I can. In fact, my weekend plans are to go down to the farm and murder dozens of furry woodland creatures. I've got a Ruger 10/22 with a thermal scope on it so nightime woodland creatures are gonna be all "WTF, OVER?"
 

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Never seen a possum in my life lol, are they friendly?
No. I kill em whenever I can. In fact, my weekend plans are to go down to the farm and murder dozens of furry woodland creatures. I've got a Ruger 10/22 with a thermal scope on it so nightime woodland creatures are gonna be all "WTF, OVER?"
u put a $4k scope on a $200 gun? lol

they r so shy and ugly i feel sorry for them, leave m alone u brute!
 

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Never seen a possum in my life lol, are they friendly?
No. I kill em whenever I can. In fact, my weekend plans are to go down to the farm and murder dozens of furry woodland creatures. I've got a Ruger 10/22 with a thermal scope on it so nightime woodland creatures are gonna be all "WTF, OVER?"
u put a $4k scope on a $200 gun? lol

they r so shy and ugly i feel sorry for them, leave m alone u brute!
No, it was only $1800. The gun was about $300ish I think. Its the stainless barrel model. Why? I put this together specifically for murdering small animals at night. At 50 yards, it literally shoots holes in an area about the size of a nickel and thats just because of me not holding it completely still.
 

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Never seen a possum in my life lol, are they friendly?
No. I kill em whenever I can. In fact, my weekend plans are to go down to the farm and murder dozens of furry woodland creatures. I've got a Ruger 10/22 with a thermal scope on it so nightime woodland creatures are gonna be all "WTF, OVER?"

You should visit a few local synagogues instead.