Should I just go ahead and drop another 35,000.00 on this baby instead?

[Flynn]

What are we up to, 4 victims and just getting started?



niiiiiiiiice

Why are you licking your lips and rubbing your monkey paws together? Are you getting excited just thinking about admin's flaccid penis? Are you wondering what's under his mountain of foreskin?

 

[Adam Hitler]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Do you simple twats mind terribly if I leave you to ramble and rage amongst yourselves while I discuss some current events on another area of the forum?

I'd hate to take the wind out of your wings while you're so fired up and all

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

 

[Flynn]

Do you simple twats mind terribly if I leave you to ramble and rage amongst yourselves while I discuss some current events on another area of the forum?

I'd hate to take the wind out of your wings while you're so fired up and all

So you're going to dedicate another thread to admin's dick?

 

[Dove]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

 

[Lily]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

Sorry, I don't have any memorized the way you have ilovebigblackdick.com's menu seared into your acorn sized brain.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

The pain is real amongst my victims

you know..... lol

 

[Lily]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

Yes, you're the biggest idiot on the forum.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yes, you're the biggest idiot on the forum.

Whereas, you're just the biggest. And the sentence stops right there

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

 

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

But not before you fucked it, hmm?

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

The pain is real amongst my victims

you know..... lol

The only "pain" is reading through your bat shit crazy claims of being a mega-rich wood dwarf.

 

[Dove]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

 

[Adam Hitler]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

Sorry, I don't have any memorized the way you have ilovebigblackdick.com's menu seared into your acorn sized brain.

Nothing says triggered more than a double quote.

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

The pain is real amongst my victims

you know..... lol

The only "pain" is reading through your bat shit crazy claims of being a mega-rich wood dwarf.

On a scale of 1-10. 10 being you're in the midst of giving birth to a wolkswagon out of your asshole. How much pain does my fufilling life cause you?

 

[Lily]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread?

That'll teach you to spend so much time browsing fast food menus.

Sorry, I don't have any memorized the way you have ilovebigblackdick.com's menu seared into your acorn sized brain.

Nothing says triggered more than a double quote.

lmao

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

 

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

totally gross, she'll fuck anything

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

Same can be said of that pebble you call a "brain."

 

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

But it wouldn't have have the remnants of 30 forum fucks on it like yours

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

If Oak had a Dildo it would become a REal Boy and go punch Geppetto in the face for selling him to her in the first place

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

Same can be said of that pebble you call a "brain."

"Pebble brain"

My, aren't you just taking the piss outta these discussions today


shall I be expecting dick breath or a a momma joke anytime soon?

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

 

[Dove]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

But it wouldn't have have the remnants of 30 forum fucks on it like yours

Jealousy is so not a good look on a fat girl

just sayin'