Should I just go ahead and drop another 35,000.00 on this baby instead?

[Biggie Smiles]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

She claims that she "researched" all the posters before joining lol

Yeah, and Peaches has a "lurk dool"

Or is it just an ugly person id with nothing worthwhile to say?

anyway, they all seem to have these cute little personas they make up

 

[Lily]

Why is the use of abbreviations so astounding to the low iq poster? Abbreviations, not just for geniuses anymore.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

She claims that she "researched" all the posters before joining lol

Fucking cringe!

 

[Flynn]

I thought you were leaving

Am I really giving you the tummy hurtz that much?

It's your absolute stupidity that just ruins it for me. How many times can you own yourself in a 24 hour period?

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

Sure if you are dumb enough.

Which anyone who thinks Martini has 45 bucks to spare certainly is.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Audi... it's not just a car. It's a really awful nightmare to shmucks with wind chimes along their upper gum-line

hi flynn

You're talking about the "audi" that runs on a 12 volt battery right?

No. I'm talking about the Audi that runs high voltage bursts of excruciating pain through your urinary tract

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's your absolute stupidity that just ruins it for me. How many times can you own yourself in a 24 hour period?

Less times than you can call me short or whine about 3.5K I'm sure

 

[Dove]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

So you're also a criminal drug addict that fucks midgets and anti-social dorks?

Not today, no. Probably not tomorrow either.

You okay today, F? You seem a tad.....worked up.

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

Does it matter after "it" was in your mouth, pussy, ass and ear?

Flynn I wont even share a state with Oak....let alone her effeminate, fake feminist and traumatized dildo.

What if she sweetened the pot and offered you $3.5K and some Newport cigarettes?

 

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

Sure if you are dumb enough.

Which anyone who thinks Martini has 45 bucks to spare certainly is.

Not enough money to keep fucking you, we got it. We understand!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's only page 5 and boy the tears are certainly alive.

 

[Flynn]

...but you'd be asking the Chinese if there was a "ping" for any cock.

Flynn? Naptime. Seriously.

Biggie Shitstain? Early Bird Special at Denny's. Seriously.

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

Does it matter after "it" was in your mouth, pussy, ass and ear?

Flynn I wont even share a state with Oak....let alone her effeminate, fake feminist and traumatized dildo.

What if she sweetened the pot and offered you $3.5K and some Newport cigarettes?

Tempting.


But nah.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

She claims that she "researched" all the posters before joining lol

Yeah, and Peaches has a "lurk dool"

Or is it just an ugly person id with nothing worthwhile to say?

anyway, they all seem to have these cute little personas they make up

E-schizos.....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

...but you'd be asking the Chinese if there was a "ping" for any cock.

Flynn? Naptime. Seriously.

Biggie Shitstain? Early Bird Special at Denny's. Seriously.

"biggie shitstain"

now see, there's a flash of ingenuity for a change

what did you, jump start your brain with a car battery and some metal clamps fastened to your earlobes?

Now don't fuck up the pace by falling back into your diarrhea swamp, ok?

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

Sure if you are dumb enough.

Which anyone who thinks Martini has 45 bucks to spare certainly is.

I guess it's "dumb" to assume those things...

...it's not like you met him or anything or took a bus to see him...

...or the fact you slept with him...

 

[Flynn]

Audi... it's not just a car. It's a really awful nightmare to shmucks with wind chimes along their upper gum-line

hi flynn

You're talking about the "audi" that runs on a 12 volt battery right?

No. I'm talking about the Audi that runs high voltage bursts of excruciating pain through your urinary tract

Oh. So with your imaginary car.

Why not include all your space cruisers while you're telling fairy tales again?

 

[Flynn]

It's your absolute stupidity that just ruins it for me. How many times can you own yourself in a 24 hour period?

Less times than you can call me short or whine about 3.5K I'm sure

So at light speed then?

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

Sure if you are dumb enough.

Which anyone who thinks Martini has 45 bucks to spare certainly is.

I guess it's "dumb" to assume those things...

...it's not like you met him or anything or took a bus to see him...

...or the fact you slept with him...

Do you anal sex with whoever you sleep with?

You take it in the butt, dont you?

Is this where all that rage comes from? Hemorrhoids?

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

So you're also a criminal drug addict that fucks midgets and anti-social dorks?

Not today, no. Probably not tomorrow either.

You okay today, F? You seem a tad.....worked up.

So now you pick your days to be a social burden on society?

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

Does it matter after "it" was in your mouth, pussy, ass and ear?

Flynn I wont even share a state with Oak....let alone her effeminate, fake feminist and traumatized dildo.

What if she sweetened the pot and offered you $3.5K and some Newport cigarettes?

Tempting.


But nah.

What if she included a whole new prescription for Oxycotin?

 

[Dove]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

So you're also a criminal drug addict that fucks midgets and anti-social dorks?

Not today, no. Probably not tomorrow either.

You okay today, F? You seem a tad.....worked up.

So now you pick your days to be a social burden on society?

We ALL do, Flynn.

We can ALL chose, every morning, what kind of citizen and person to be.

You dont HAVE to take it in butt today, Flynn. You can say "No. No not today, grandpa" or whoever is destroying your rectum.

 

[Flynn]

...but you'd be asking the Chinese if there was a "ping" for any cock.

Flynn? Naptime. Seriously.

Biggie Shitstain? Early Bird Special at Denny's. Seriously.

"biggie shitstain"

now see, there's a flash of ingenuity for a change

what did you, jump start your brain with a car battery and some metal clamps fastened to your earlobes?

Now don't fuck up the pace by falling back into your diarrhea swamp, ok?

Aren't you going to gloat more about a fictional car and the fact you've been proven as a total windbag?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's your absolute stupidity that just ruins it for me. How many times can you own yourself in a 24 hour period?

Less times than you can call me short or whine about 3.5K I'm sure

So at light speed then?

..and you were doing so good for a second there too. I could almost see an IQ beginning to form behind that glazed over look on your face


all for naught

 

[Admin.]

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

Does it matter after "it" was in your mouth, pussy, ass and ear?

Flynn I wont even share a state with Oak....let alone her effeminate, fake feminist and traumatized dildo.

What if she sweetened the pot and offered you $3.5K and some Newport cigarettes?

Tempting.


But nah.

What if she included a whole new prescription for Oxycotin?

That's thoughtful because I would definately need it for that adventure.

But......nah.

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

Sure if you are dumb enough.

Which anyone who thinks Martini has 45 bucks to spare certainly is.

I guess it's "dumb" to assume those things...

...it's not like you met him or anything or took a bus to see him...

...or the fact you slept with him...

Do you anal sex with whoever you sleep with?

You take it in the butt, dont you?

Is this where all that rage comes from? Hemorrhoids?

No.

I don't sell my body for the paultry amount of $3.5K to a circus midget on steroids.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

...but you'd be asking the Chinese if there was a "ping" for any cock.

Flynn? Naptime. Seriously.

Biggie Shitstain? Early Bird Special at Denny's. Seriously.

"biggie shitstain"

now see, there's a flash of ingenuity for a change

what did you, jump start your brain with a car battery and some metal clamps fastened to your earlobes?

Now don't fuck up the pace by falling back into your diarrhea swamp, ok?

Aren't you going to gloat more about a fictional car and the fact you've been proven as a total windbag?

Proven?

By what means? Your impeccably green envy? Or the menstural fluid you've released into this thread since my hooks got a firm hold on your tonsils?

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

So you're also a criminal drug addict that fucks midgets and anti-social dorks?

Not today, no. Probably not tomorrow either.

You okay today, F? You seem a tad.....worked up.

So now you pick your days to be a social burden on society?

We ALL do, Flynn.

We can ALL chose, every morning, what kind of citizen and person to be.

You dont HAVE to take it in butt today, Flynn. You can say "No. No not today, grandpa" or whoever is destroying your rectum.

No. Actually "we don't."

"We" choose education and family and work over the things you're obviously into. Crackhead behavior.

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

Sure if you are dumb enough.

Which anyone who thinks Martini has 45 bucks to spare certainly is.

I guess it's "dumb" to assume those things...

...it's not like you met him or anything or took a bus to see him...

...or the fact you slept with him...

Do you anal sex with whoever you sleep with?

You take it in the butt, dont you?

Is this where all that rage comes from? Hemorrhoids?

No.

I don't sell my body for the paultry amount of $3.5K to a circus midget on steroids.

Well you SHOULD.

It's better than taking it in the ass just to be able to sleep in the shed.