Should I just go ahead and drop another 35,000.00 on this baby instead?

[Biggie Smiles]

How remarkably pedestrian. It's almost as if ankle clutching doesn't require any imagination whatsoever.

Can I interest either of you in a shiny spoon? It was once used to defeat a fire breathing dragon in a castle far far away

How does does something no bigger than a AAA battery make so much fucking noise?

Flynnbecile!

There you are, I had almost begun to fear you had expired after my last post.

 

[Flynn]

Admin, if you could take a moment to calculate what percentage of posts I have on this thread with your Flinstone bean & twig calculator I would like to produce a Chart.

thanks

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

 

[Flynn]

How remarkably pedestrian. It's almost as if ankle clutching doesn't require any imagination whatsoever.

Can I interest either of you in a shiny spoon? It was once used to defeat a fire breathing dragon in a castle far far away

How does does something no bigger than a AAA battery make so much fucking noise?

Flynnbecile!

There you are, I had almost begun to fear you had expired after my last post.

I've had my Biggie-19 Vaccination.

 

[Admin.]

Admin, if you could take a moment to calculate what percentage of posts I have on this thread with your Flinstone bean & twig calculator I would like to produce a Chart.

thanks

ZOOM ZOOM!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

4 things are missing from your quality of life. Which is the more pressing issue at the moment I fear.

1 - Proper Hygiene

2- a germ free gum-line capable of supporting Teeth

3 - live brain tissue

4 - Proper hygiene repeated for emphasis

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I've had my Biggie-19 Vaccination.

Is that what they are calling low grade smack on the streets these days?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin, if you could take a moment to calculate what percentage of posts I have on this thread with your Flinstone bean & twig calculator I would like to produce a Chart.

thanks

ZOOM ZOOM!

Could you please take your toys and play with yourself in the corner? I'm busy helping flynn through this awful case of mud spotting she's experiencing right now

 

[Admin.]

Admin, if you could take a moment to calculate what percentage of posts I have on this thread with your Flinstone bean & twig calculator I would like to produce a Chart.

thanks

ZOOM ZOOM!

Could you please take your toys and play with yourself in the corner? I'm busy helping flynn through this awful case of mud spotting she's experiencing right now

I'm a big boy now!

 

[Aylana]

When did Richie Rich join Bastard Factory?

 

[Admin.]

Admin, if you could take a moment to calculate what percentage of posts I have on this thread with your Flinstone bean & twig calculator I would like to produce a Chart.

thanks

ZOOM ZOOM!

Could you please take your toys and play with yourself in the corner? I'm busy helping flynn through this awful case of mud spotting she's experiencing right now

I'm a big boy now!

 

[Flynn]

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

4 things are missing from your quality of life. Which is the more pressing issue at the moment I fear.

1 - Proper Hygiene

2- a germ free gum-line capable of supporting Teeth

3 - live brain tissue

4 - Proper hygiene repeated for emphasis

Spring boarding off my "flame" isn't going to make you any taller and smarter.

 

[Flynn]

I've had my Biggie-19 Vaccination.

Is that what they are calling low grade smack on the streets these days?

You're asking the wrong person.

Dovey knows all about the current prices of illicit street drugs.

Ask her.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Should I go with the carbon fiber side skirts?

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[Flynn]

Should I go with the carbon fiber side skirts?

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Yes.

You should go for the bright yellow "skirt." Maybe also include some purple pumps?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

4 things are missing from your quality of life. Which is the more pressing issue at the moment I fear.

1 - Proper Hygiene

2- a germ free gum-line capable of supporting Teeth

3 - live brain tissue

4 - Proper hygiene repeated for emphasis

Spring boarding off my "flame" isn't going to make you any taller and smarter.

No, in fact you're right, meeting you on your low order comfort zone does have the distinct effect of making me feel less intelligent.

Perhaps I should invest in something refreshingly brilliant like calling you short five hundred thousand times

 

[Flynn]

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

4 things are missing from your quality of life. Which is the more pressing issue at the moment I fear.

1 - Proper Hygiene

2- a germ free gum-line capable of supporting Teeth

3 - live brain tissue

4 - Proper hygiene repeated for emphasis

Spring boarding off my "flame" isn't going to make you any taller and smarter.

No, in fact you're right, meeting you on your low order comfort zone does have the distinct effect of making me feel less intelligent.

Perhaps I should invest in something refreshingly brilliant like calling you short five hundred thousand times

Hey, idiot.

No one asked your fucking opinion whether or not calling you "short" is "brilliant."

What I do know is this...

...even my "comfort zone" is...

...yes...

...taller than you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yes.

You should go for the bright yellow "skirt." Maybe also include some purple pumps?

How about the gun turrets? You know, in case I make a wrong turn into some dirt road and wind up near your colony of goat hybrids and find myself surrounded by people who are all named Bob and leak something that looks a lot like anti-freeze fluid out of their mouths?

 

[Flynn]

Should I go with the carbon fiber side skirts?

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Yes.

You should go for the bright yellow "skirt." Maybe also include some purple pumps?

How about the gun turrets? You know, in case I make a wrong turn into some dirt road and wind up near your colony of goat hybrids and find myself surrounded by people who are all named Bob and leak something that looks a lot like anti-freeze fluid out of their mouths?

Will all that fit on a Matchbox car?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

4 things are missing from your quality of life. Which is the more pressing issue at the moment I fear.

1 - Proper Hygiene

2- a germ free gum-line capable of supporting Teeth

3 - live brain tissue

4 - Proper hygiene repeated for emphasis

Spring boarding off my "flame" isn't going to make you any taller and smarter.

No, in fact you're right, meeting you on your low order comfort zone does have the distinct effect of making me feel less intelligent.

Perhaps I should invest in something refreshingly brilliant like calling you short five hundred thousand times

Hey, idiot.

No one asked your fucking opinion whether or not calling you "short" is "brilliant."

What I do know is this...

...even my "comfort zone" is...

...yes...

...taller than you.

THe convoy of STDS strung along your browning labia is taller than me too I suspect, but who's counting?

 

[Flynn]

Four things are missing from your post.

Can you guess what those 4 things are? Here are some hints:

1-admin's

2-Cock

3-Your

4-Mouth

4 things are missing from your quality of life. Which is the more pressing issue at the moment I fear.

1 - Proper Hygiene

2- a germ free gum-line capable of supporting Teeth

3 - live brain tissue

4 - Proper hygiene repeated for emphasis

Spring boarding off my "flame" isn't going to make you any taller and smarter.

No, in fact you're right, meeting you on your low order comfort zone does have the distinct effect of making me feel less intelligent.

Perhaps I should invest in something refreshingly brilliant like calling you short five hundred thousand times

Hey, idiot.

No one asked your fucking opinion whether or not calling you "short" is "brilliant."

What I do know is this...

...even my "comfort zone" is...

...yes...

...taller than you.

THe convoy of STDS strung along your browning labia is taller than me too I suspect, but who's counting?

I am!

That makes 213,523,523 things on this planet that are taller than you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Should I go with the carbon fiber side skirts?

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Yes.

You should go for the bright yellow "skirt." Maybe also include some purple pumps?

How about the gun turrets? You know, in case I make a wrong turn into some dirt road and wind up near your colony of goat hybrids and find myself surrounded by people who are all named Bob and leak something that looks a lot like anti-freeze fluid out of their mouths?

Will all that fit on a Matchbox car?

I doubt it, but neither will that monolith above your eyebrows, so there's that.

 

[Flynn]

Should I go with the carbon fiber side skirts?

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Yes.

You should go for the bright yellow "skirt." Maybe also include some purple pumps?

How about the gun turrets? You know, in case I make a wrong turn into some dirt road and wind up near your colony of goat hybrids and find myself surrounded by people who are all named Bob and leak something that looks a lot like anti-freeze fluid out of their mouths?

Will all that fit on a Matchbox car?

I doubt it, but neither will that monolith above your eyebrows, so there's that.

If you're going to start acting like a retard, at least have the decency to suck off admin first.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I am!

That makes 213,523,523 things on this planet that are taller than you.

213,523,524 if you're counting the deep brown skidmarks in your underwear

 

[Biggie Smiles]

If you're going to start acting like a retard, at least have the decency to suck off admin first.

I'd say the same to you but I know it's no act.

Plus, I don't think admin is into furry beasts with cinder-block foreheads

 

[Flynn]

I am!

That makes 213,523,523 things on this planet that are taller than you.

213,523,524 if you're counting the deep brown skidmarks in your underwear

Make that 213,523,524 things that are taller than you.

 

[Lily]

I mean, unlike some of you liberal low lives around here, 35,000.00 is not a lot of money.

And the really good news is, 35,000.00 is only 10x times more than what I gifted to Dove 12 years ago so @Flynn only has to go into a state of hysterical mourning for 10 days as opposed to the rest of her life.

Let me know your unbiased and unbutthurt opions please

Just the simple fact you're bragging...about...that car. An Audi? Really? For such a pitiful amount of money, look what else you can get for $35k.

-10,000 pairs of hand made lift shoes sewn together by 9-year-old Chinese orphans in East Los Angeles. (Prays that SanduskyMajor doesn't get turned on.)

-A lifetime of cheap steroids from Mexico, China, India and Walmart.

-A real hair piece. Not a fake one where it looks like you're wearing a dead bloated beaver on your head.

-10 random bareback sessions with Dovey. Gratuity and condoms not included.

-A brain transplant by an escaped war criminal (Rotwang) somewhere in the favelas of Brasil.

-Gender reassignment surgery. You'll go from being a midget woman to a male midget, finally.

-A sex doll that acts and looks like admin with a big deep anus and a 1/2 inch dick.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread? Must have been started by Mr Moneybags.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I mean, unlike some of you liberal low lives around here, 35,000.00 is not a lot of money.

And the really good news is, 35,000.00 is only 10x times more than what I gifted to Dove 12 years ago so @Flynn only has to go into a state of hysterical mourning for 10 days as opposed to the rest of her life.

Let me know your unbiased and unbutthurt opions please

Just the simple fact you're bragging...about...that car. An Audi? Really? For such a pitiful amount of money, look what else you can get for $35k.

-10,000 pairs of hand made lift shoes sewn together by 9-year-old Chinese orphans in East Los Angeles. (Prays that SanduskyMajor doesn't get turned on.)

-A lifetime of cheap steroids from Mexico, China, India and Walmart.

-A real hair piece. Not a fake one where it looks like you're wearing a dead bloated beaver on your head.

-10 random bareback sessions with Dovey. Gratuity and condoms not included.

-A brain transplant by an escaped war criminal (Rotwang) somewhere in the favelas of Brasil.

-Gender reassignment surgery. You'll go from being a midget woman to a male midget, finally.

-A sex doll that acts and looks like admin with a big deep anus and a 1/2 inch dick.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

Oh man, how did I miss this thread? Must have been started by Mr Moneybags.

and along comes animal fat rolling in to kiss some ass.

HI Oak, how are your underarm rolls doing this afternoon?

 

[Flynn]

If you're going to start acting like a retard, at least have the decency to suck off admin first.

I'd say the same to you but I know it's no act.

Plus, I don't think admin is into furry beasts with cinder-block foreheads

Now you don't want admin's pecker???

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

What are we up to, 4 victims and just getting started?



niiiiiiiiice

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?