Should I just go ahead and drop another 35,000.00 on this baby instead?

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

You let him fuck you. Let's all think about that for a few minutes.

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

The pain is real amongst my victims

you know..... lol

The only "pain" is reading through your bat shit crazy claims of being a mega-rich wood dwarf.

On a scale of 1-10. 10 being you're in the midst of giving birth to a wolkswagon out of your asshole. How much pain does my fufilling life cause you?

How about we do this?

We change the subject to your mediocre posting style?

1-Being the absolute worst.

And

10-Being the absolute best because we all want to read more about how many ways you can suck off admin.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Okay, I'm calling it.

Flynn got killed on this thread.

Thank you to all who participated

 

[Dove]

Awwww. Flynn upgraded Bigs posts to mediocre ♡

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

The pain is real amongst my victims

you know..... lol

The only "pain" is reading through your bat shit crazy claims of being a mega-rich wood dwarf.

On a scale of 1-10. 10 being you're in the midst of giving birth to a wolkswagon out of your asshole. How much pain does my fufilling life cause you?

How about we do this?

We change the subject to your mediocre posting style?

1-Being the absolute worst.

And

10-Being the absolute best because we all want to read more about how many ways you can suck off admin.

No, No, flynn, you're doing it all wrong. Mooning someone in public is not removing the paperbag from your head.

Just sayin'

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

totally gross, she'll fuck anything

For a price.

She's not going to just give up her STD's for free.

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

But it wouldn't have have the remnants of 30 forum fucks on it like yours

Jealousy is so not a good look on a fat girl

just sayin'

Neither is admin's dick on your ashy forehead.

 

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

totally gross, she'll fuck anything

For a price.

She's not going to just give up her STD's for free.

You're right. KM didn't get dropped for being wealthy, quite the opposite.

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

Sure.....BUT I'd rather have American Spirit. Can we change the new narrative to reflect my smoking preferences at least? Since I'm conceding on the butt sex and the notion that Martini actually paid for sonething?

Wow.

Now you fully admit to letting Martini sodomize you for some spare change?

Wow.

Just wow.

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

totally gross, she'll fuck anything

For a price.

She's not going to just give up her STD's for free.

You're right. KM didn't get dropped for being wealthy, quite the opposite.

Whereas if you got "dropped" Chinese submarine sonar would pick it up somewhere in the pacific

 

[Adam Hitler]

You're right. KM didn't get dropped for being wealthy, quite the opposite.

How the fuck do you know KM, "Lily"?

 

[Lily]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

totally gross, she'll fuck anything

For a price.

She's not going to just give up her STD's for free.

You're right. KM didn't get dropped for being wealthy, quite the opposite.

How the fuck do you know KM, "Lily"?

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

Does it matter after "it" was in your mouth, pussy, ass and ear?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Audi... it's not just a car. It's a really awful nightmare to shmucks with wind chimes along their upper gum-line

hi flynn

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

The pain is real amongst my victims

you know..... lol

The only "pain" is reading through your bat shit crazy claims of being a mega-rich wood dwarf.

On a scale of 1-10. 10 being you're in the midst of giving birth to a wolkswagon out of your asshole. How much pain does my fufilling life cause you?

How about we do this?

We change the subject to your mediocre posting style?

1-Being the absolute worst.

And

10-Being the absolute best because we all want to read more about how many ways you can suck off admin.

No, No, flynn, you're doing it all wrong. Mooning someone in public is not removing the paperbag from your head.

Just sayin'

I thought you were leaving to make another thread dedicated to the cock you want to feast on?

 

[Dove]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I thought you were leaving

Am I really giving you the tummy hurtz that much?

 

[Flynn]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

That would be after trying to extract $45 and a pack of Marlboros after it came in your anus on three different occasions.

totally gross, she'll fuck anything

For a price.

She's not going to just give up her STD's for free.

You're right. KM didn't get dropped for being wealthy, quite the opposite.

Whereas if you got "dropped" Chinese submarine sonar would pick it up somewhere in the pacific

Perhaps...

...but you'd be asking the Chinese if there was a "ping" for any cock.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

 

[Lily]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

Just how hard did you masturbate when good old Joe won though?

 

[Dove]

Explain then why you chase him around the forums with a rolling pin and one of Dovey's big black dildos?

Is Dovey's big black dildo in the room with us now?

No.

King Martini isn't here. But you are.

You can be Dovey's miniature butt plug. Sound like a plan?

If my dildo acted like Martini, I'd toss that thing on the nearest Greyhound to Chicago as well.

If Oak had a dildo she'd never be able to find it again after first use

If Oak had a dildo... she would accuse it of male fragility

And you'd be on the corner trying to beat him out of $3.5K as soon as he walked out on "Oak?"

The dildo?

Are you assuming its gender?!

Does it matter after "it" was in your mouth, pussy, ass and ear?

Flynn I wont even share a state with Oak....let alone her effeminate, fake feminist and traumatized dildo.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

...but you'd be asking the Chinese if there was a "ping" for any cock.

Flynn? Naptime. Seriously.

 

[Dove]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

She claims that she "researched" all the posters before joining lol

 

[Flynn]

Audi... it's not just a car. It's a really awful nightmare to shmucks with wind chimes along their upper gum-line

hi flynn

You're talking about the "audi" that runs on a 12 volt battery right?

 

[Lily]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

There is a King Martini that posts here, who referred to himself as King Martini. I call Breakfall, BF. Can you see a pattern yet, moron?

 

[Lily]

I can use abbreviations too. King Martini would be what in the lower class English?

Dumber than a bag of hammers as always.

Imagine an allegedly "new" poster appearing and making references to oldschool posters from other forums Lol.

She claims that she "researched" all the posters before joining lol

Cite that please. Just show me where I said that.

 

[Flynn]

I'm the only one who voted?

Damn lol

You were probably confused on why you couldn't pre-vote for Donald Trump as well.

We did actually have early voting. But I prefer to vote in person.

Wow!

So they let ex-felons vote in your state?

No.

I'm a felon?

Are you?

Well if you ask me, I'm gonna say.... that depends. By "felon" do you mean have I had felony charges and was convicted?

Because I'm definately a felon .. ...I've just never been charged or convicted.

So I can certainly vote. Vote against Democrats and masturbate afterwards.

So you're also a criminal drug addict that fucks midgets and anti-social dorks?