So where's that "community derived" assbox, Stubby?

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh, and for the record, looks like I’m playing kerbangers with this forums two headed tard monster.

Who’s good at this shit?

Looks more like you're target practice bro

just sayin

 

[kooch]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

 

[Master]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with him


fact

That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".

You get what you pay for.

Sayin

 

[Master]

Oh, and for the record, looks like I’m playing kerbangers with this forums two headed tard monster.

Who’s good at this shit?

Looks more like you're target practice bro

just sayin

LMK when to hold that target, k?

 

[Dove]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

Kevin, you are not sane.

Dont know what to tell ya.

Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.

And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.

Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?

That's ALL I meant.

I promise

Please dont look me up.

Seriously. DONT lol.

Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?

I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)

It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.

1. Yeah Kevin I would definately call it fishing when some psycho wants "proof" I still have my kids(even without me taking their bait). I would absolutely call it fishing when someone is going off about how they found me on a government website.

What ISNT fishing is repeating your own posts BACK to you. I asked about YOU, not some strange woman.

2. Well most people found it "weird" that you actually made a big point to announce you had a latina GF in her 20s. But yeah sure, people remembering your posts I guess would be pretty weird. Meh.

3. I do have well water and the shower nozzle filter does get pretty gunky and stinky and beat up looking, I probably just might think of you as I toss it for a new one.

We good?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Who else agrees this doofus should make another Martini is still mad about it all from morning till midnight podcast ?

say eye

 

[Dove]

Oh, and for the record, looks like I’m playing kerbangers with this forums two headed tard monster.

Who’s good at this shit?

Does it sting a bit having exchanges with someone so in sync with me that people view us as one unit? Or a married couple who shit posts from the bathroom?

 

[kooch]

eye

 

[Dove]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

Kevin handles innerweb flings like Lenny handles the farmers daughter. Or the rabbits.

 

[kooch]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with him


fact

That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".

You get what you pay for.

Sayin

I'd press X to doubt you paid for anything.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

wait.... isn't Oct 1st some kind of two year anniversary to the day Martooli got dumped or some shit like that?

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[Dove]

wait.... isn't Oct 1st some kind of two year anniversary to the day Martooli got dumped or some shit like that?

It was the beginning of Sept and I only remember this because my anniversary is in Sept and GB was staying in the house with me.....albeit in a separate room.....by that anniversary.

And this would be THREE years now.

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[kooch]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

I remember trolling the Perth IRC channels 20 years ago and when there was the odd hook up you just chalked it up to good luck and moved on.

Its like retards that post nudes, why the fuck are you trying to encourage these people not to do amateur porn with you?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

wait.... isn't Oct 1st some kind of two year anniversary to the day Martooli got dumped or some shit like that?

It was the beginning of Sept and I only remember this because my anniversary is in Sept and GB was staying in the house with me.....albeit in a separate room.....by that anniversary.

And this would be THREE years now.

THREE years and you still get this many tears?


lmao

 

[kooch]

I assume you are a non practising Catholic so for the love of Christ pray for us.

 

[The Cuntess]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

I remember trolling the Perth IRC channels 20 years ago and when there was the odd hook up you just chalked it up to good luck and moved on.

Its like retards that post nudes, why the fuck are you trying to encourage these people not to do amateur porn with you?

The dudes from BH ALWAYS did that shit.


Except Evil Blood. He never engaged in that behavior.

 

[Lily]

I assume you are a non practising Catholic so for the love of Christ pray for us.

I don't believe she's Catholic. Not all Latinos are Catholic. Just the best ones are, lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

We interrupt Martini's rather entertaining emotional collapse to bring you some quality but relevant rap music


If pan were a person he'd be posting about his woes with Dovey right now

 

[Master]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

Kevin, you are not sane.

Dont know what to tell ya.

Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.

And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.

Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?

That's ALL I meant.

I promise

Please dont look me up.

Seriously. DONT lol.

Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?

I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)

It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.

1. Yeah Kevin I would definately call it fishing when some psycho wants "proof" I still have my kids(even without me taking their bait). I would absolutely call it fishing when someone is going off about how they found me on a government website.

What ISNT fishing is repeating your own posts BACK to you. I asked about YOU, not some strange woman.

2. Well most people found it "weird" that you actually made a big point to announce you had a latina GF in her 20s. But yeah sure, people remembering your posts I guess would be pretty weird. Meh.

3. I do have well water and the shower nozzle does get pretty gunky and stinky and beat up looking, I probably just might think of you as I toss it for a new one.

We good?

1. If you seriously think ppl are “fishing “ for info on your kids, you got mental issues. It’s not like they’re cyberstalking your kids like somebody I know did, or passed around home addresses.
Nobody cares about you Dovid, your not important enough to care about. How many times you been married? See?

ppl say shit to you because watching you go full blown unhinged is hilarious. Know your role

2. That’s odd, because I’ve done that shit my entire time on these forums. like I said, I don’t even remember your first name and hardly recall what you look like. Sucks to be me I guess…

3. Do it!! Then I can maybe know the feels you went thru over all this!!

4. we’ve always been good and always will be good. This community eats this shit up like free caviar. Do your part, yo

 

[kooch]

I assume you are a non practising Catholic so for the love of Christ pray for us.

I don't believe she's Catholic. Not all Latinos are Catholic. Just the best ones are, lol.

I'm just generalising.

I don't actually care what particular imaginary friend Nacho Niggers believe in.

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

Kevin, you are not sane.

Dont know what to tell ya.

Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.

And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.

Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?

That's ALL I meant.

I promise

Please dont look me up.

Seriously. DONT lol.

Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?

I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)

It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.

1. Yeah Kevin I would definately call it fishing when some psycho wants "proof" I still have my kids(even without me taking their bait). I would absolutely call it fishing when someone is going off about how they found me on a government website.

What ISNT fishing is repeating your own posts BACK to you. I asked about YOU, not some strange woman.

2. Well most people found it "weird" that you actually made a big point to announce you had a latina GF in her 20s. But yeah sure, people remembering your posts I guess would be pretty weird. Meh.

3. I do have well water and the shower nozzle does get pretty gunky and stinky and beat up looking, I probably just might think of you as I toss it for a new one.

We good?

1. If you seriously think ppl are “fishing “ for info on your kids, you got mental issues. It’s not like they’re cyberstalking your kids like somebody I know did, or passed around home addresses.
Nobody cares about you Dovid, your not important enough to care about. How many times you been married? See?

ppl say shit to you because watching you go full blown unhinged is hilarious. Know your role

2. That’s odd, because I’ve done that shit my entire time on these forums. like I said, I don’t even remember your first name and hardly recall what you look like. Sucks to be me I guess…

3. Do it!! Then I can maybe know the feels you went thru over all this!!

4. we’ve always been good and always will be good. This community eats this shit up like free caviar. Do your part, yo

Listen to his song while you rock back and forth in emotional distress. It might help

that with a paper with some airplane glue in it

 

[Master]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

I remember trolling the Perth IRC channels 20 years ago and when there was the odd hook up you just chalked it up to good luck and moved on.

Its like retards that post nudes, why the fuck are you trying to encourage these people not to do amateur porn with you?

The dudes from BH ALWAYS did that shit.


Except Evil Blood. He never engaged in that behavior.

(Rubs chin)…

 

[Dove]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

I remember trolling the Perth IRC channels 20 years ago and when there was the odd hook up you just chalked it up to good luck and moved on.

Its like retards that post nudes, why the fuck are you trying to encourage these people not to do amateur porn with you?

Well he definately received nudes from me. Dumbest shit I've ever done on these boards.

However, he wants people to think I'm completely fucking old and saggy and unattractive, so he isnt going to share them.

And if he did and I found out, that is revenge porn and there are consequences.

I'm not ashamed or embarrassed by my body, so it's not like I wouldnt just own it and roll with it. It's just a small group who have "known" me online for years anyway.

It wouldn't be the first time I was in public buck nakey.

I dont think he is THAT stupid and depraved.

 

[Lily]

I assume you are a non practising Catholic so for the love of Christ pray for us.

I don't believe she's Catholic. Not all Latinos are Catholic. Just the best ones are, lol.

I'm just generalising.

I don't actually care what particular imaginary friend Nacho Niggers believe in.

You absolutely have evidence of what a hot mess actually looks like in this thread and you have a problem with "Nacho Niggers". Hint: they're not Nacho Niggers.

You are funny.

 

[kooch]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

I remember trolling the Perth IRC channels 20 years ago and when there was the odd hook up you just chalked it up to good luck and moved on.

Its like retards that post nudes, why the fuck are you trying to encourage these people not to do amateur porn with you?

The dudes from BH ALWAYS did that shit.


Except Evil Blood. He never engaged in that behavior.

All the posters from BH had sex with you then posted about it on Flame forums?

Or you're the reason Howard finally left the Pig Girl but broke his heart enough to hook up with Cass?

 

[kooch]

I assume you are a non practising Catholic so for the love of Christ pray for us.

I don't believe she's Catholic. Not all Latinos are Catholic. Just the best ones are, lol.

I'm just generalising.

I don't actually care what particular imaginary friend Nacho Niggers believe in.

You absolutely have evidence of what a hot mess actually looks like in this thread and you have a problem with "Nacho Niggers". Hint: they're not Nacho Niggers.

You are funny.

Well they are yellow and not white but aren't Asian.

Are you suggesting we come up with a new class of nigger?

 

[The Cuntess]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

The fuck ever happened to just having an internet fling and being done with it?

lulz

Kevin happened.

*sigh*

I remember trolling the Perth IRC channels 20 years ago and when there was the odd hook up you just chalked it up to good luck and moved on.

Its like retards that post nudes, why the fuck are you trying to encourage these people not to do amateur porn with you?

The dudes from BH ALWAYS did that shit.


Except Evil Blood. He never engaged in that behavior.

All the posters from BH had sex with you then posted about it on Flame forums?

Or you're the reason Howard finally left the Pig Girl but broke his heart enough to hook up with Cass?

Huh?