SSS vs Shampain Smackdown thread

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Dont seem like @The Countess wants to judge now. I dont know who else to pick.

Fuck it, Im gonna vote.

Shampain wins the creativity section, SSS wins the hardest and most flames, Shamp lost points for Doxxing lol, SSS lost points for Copy Pasta (though that would of won a troll award), Shamp won the humor section, this was a tough match to decide. Honestly if SSS would of flamed in his last post, instead of copying a wall, SSS would of won, Im sure of it. Did SSS throw the match?

A quote from SSS.... "If CHUMPCHANGE continues writing uninteresting walls of total bullshit, the answer may no longer remain arguable."

You should of listened to your own advice man!

SSS, you flamed hard, Shamp, not bad for a noob lol. I would've almost called this match a tie it was so close. But my vote shall be Shampain..... this time.
My vote not shampain because he is a noob
 

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Dont seem like @The Countess wants to judge now. I dont know who else to pick.

Fuck it, Im gonna vote.

Shampain wins the creativity section, SSS wins the hardest and most flames, Shamp lost points for Doxxing lol, SSS lost points for Copy Pasta (though that would of won a troll award), Shamp won the humor section, this was a tough match to decide. Honestly if SSS would of flamed in his last post, instead of copying a wall, SSS would of won, Im sure of it. Did SSS throw the match?

A quote from SSS.... "If CHUMPCHANGE continues writing uninteresting walls of total bullshit, the answer may no longer remain arguable."

You should of listened to your own advice man!

SSS, you flamed hard, Shamp, not bad for a noob lol. I would've almost called this match a tie it was so close. But my vote shall be Shampain..... this time.


hey I said I’d judge !
 
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Dont seem like @The Countess wants to judge now. I dont know who else to pick.

Fuck it, Im gonna vote.

Shampain wins the creativity section, SSS wins the hardest and most flames, Shamp lost points for Doxxing lol, SSS lost points for Copy Pasta (though that would of won a troll award), Shamp won the humor section, this was a tough match to decide. Honestly if SSS would of flamed in his last post, instead of copying a wall, SSS would of won, Im sure of it. Did SSS throw the match?

A quote from SSS.... "If CHUMPCHANGE continues writing uninteresting walls of total bullshit, the answer may no longer remain arguable."

You should of listened to your own advice man!

SSS, you flamed hard, Shamp, not bad for a noob lol. I would've almost called this match a tie it was so close. But my vote shall be Shampain..... this time.
My vote not shampain because he is a noob

SSS is a veteran, I was rooting for him since we go way back. I feel like he threw the match... in pity for the lil guy lol.
 
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Dont seem like @The Countess wants to judge now. I dont know who else to pick.

Fuck it, Im gonna vote.

Shampain wins the creativity section, SSS wins the hardest and most flames, Shamp lost points for Doxxing lol, SSS lost points for Copy Pasta (though that would of won a troll award), Shamp won the humor section, this was a tough match to decide. Honestly if SSS would of flamed in his last post, instead of copying a wall, SSS would of won, Im sure of it. Did SSS throw the match?

A quote from SSS.... "If CHUMPCHANGE continues writing uninteresting walls of total bullshit, the answer may no longer remain arguable."

You should of listened to your own advice man!

SSS, you flamed hard, Shamp, not bad for a noob lol. I would've almost called this match a tie it was so close. But my vote shall be Shampain..... this time.


hey I said I’d judge !

I asked you at SG and you overlooked it lol.

But please do! I trust your judgement.
 
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Shampain lost the minute he posted SSS’s location. Unless that was a fake ?

I considered that greatly. But it was outside of the flame match itself, so I had to take that into consideration as well. If I had to consider outside posts from the match, SSS won by a landslide, and Shampain entered, the Void.
 
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Well, unless Shampain or SSS decides on one judge a piece soon, the last 3 votes stand. 2 for SSS, and 1 for Shamp. SSS has agreed to let The Countess judge before, so even at that rate its 1 and 1, if Nazzi's vote doesnt count as a counted judge. Or y'all just keep voting, and I'll make a tally tomorrow night lol.
 

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Dont seem like @The Countess wants to judge now. I dont know who else to pick.

Fuck it, Im gonna vote.

Shampain wins the creativity section, SSS wins the hardest and most flames, Shamp lost points for Doxxing lol, SSS lost points for Copy Pasta (though that would of won a troll award), Shamp won the humor section, this was a tough match to decide. Honestly if SSS would of flamed in his last post, instead of copying a wall, SSS would of won, Im sure of it. Did SSS throw the match?

A quote from SSS.... "If CHUMPCHANGE continues writing uninteresting walls of total bullshit, the answer may no longer remain arguable."

You should of listened to your own advice man!

SSS, you flamed hard, Shamp, not bad for a noob lol. I would've almost called this match a tie it was so close. But my vote shall be Shampain..... this time.


hey I said I’d judge !

I asked you at SG and you overlooked it lol.

But please do! I trust your judgement.


You have to start a thread and ask me or pm. That board moves too fast for me to see everything.
 

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Well, unless Shampain or SSS decides on one judge a piece soon, the last 3 votes stand. 2 for SSS, and 1 for Shamp. SSS has agreed to let The Countess judge before, so even at that rate its 1 and 1, if Nazzi's vote doesnt count as a counted judge. Or y'all just keep voting, and I'll make a tally tomorrow night lol.
i have watched and read the hole thing i agree sss got slopy at the end but it was layed out better then shamps
 

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sss is that self indulgent movie maker or wierd rock band. like pink floyd doing a 26 min song nobody listens too or will ever care about

but so what....keep typing....he needs 2 do it lol
 

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its unusual but he can do it. i have seen it elsewhere lol
 
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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
 

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I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible
Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...
 

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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!
 

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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!
Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?
 

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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!
Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?
You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP
 

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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!
Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?
You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP
The shit I posted, StanPlain? How many rub out sessions did you partake in with Murdy over my glorious pic, cowboy? You gonna write me a sonnet about it?

Don't get mad u a shit poster when somebody points it out, Scrub. There's a pecking order and right now your still on the bottom.

Or better yet....make a callout thread (smirk)
 

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I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible
Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...


Poofer can be the judge. Both yours and SSS’s posts couldn’t hold my interest past the first paragraph.


I think SSS just didn’t give a fuck to put in the effort
 

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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!
Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?
You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP
The shit I posted, StanPlain? How many rub out sessions did you partake in with Murdy over my glorious pic, cowboy? You gonna write me a sonnet about it?

Don't get mad u a shit poster when somebody points it out, Scrub. There's a pecking order and right now your still on the bottom.

Or better yet....make a callout thread (smirk)
You just blatantly copied that overused “stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines” dross... You’re an inferior fart inhaler son, kiss my boots!
 

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Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?
Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!
Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?
You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP
The shit I posted, StanPlain? How many rub out sessions did you partake in with Murdy over my glorious pic, cowboy? You gonna write me a sonnet about it?

Don't get mad u a shit poster when somebody points it out, Scrub. There's a pecking order and right now your still on the bottom.

Or better yet....make a callout thread (smirk)
You just blatantly copied that overused “stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines” dross... You’re an inferior fart inhaler son, kiss my boots!
Because that's all your worth

I'll make a deal with you- if Flea wants to see a callout between you and yours truly, it's on. Just cuz I want a warm up for RG.

I leave your embarrassment squarely in her hands.