SSS vs Shampain Smackdown thread

[Master]

Go phone a girls work and get her in trouble soul patch

Ask Joo to do it.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

Poofer can be the judge. Both yours and SSS’s posts couldn’t hold my interest past the first paragraph.


I think SSS just didn’t give a fuck to put in the effort

You missed my bad grammar judge, you also fully contradicted yourself as you said “scroll bomb” and “legible spelling” but it’s ok I don’t hold grudges... If you think I doxxed SSS then think again, I copied his picture that had his location on it so therefore not my fault...

 

[X]

Plus he tells anyone who'll listen he's from TeXas


..Almost as bad as a loser who phones a girls work ... sheeshh

 

[The Countess]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

Poofer can be the judge. Both yours and SSS’s posts couldn’t hold my interest past the first paragraph.


I think SSS just didn’t give a fuck to put in the effort

You missed my bad grammar judge, you also fully contradicted yourself as you said “scroll bomb” and “legible spelling” but it’s ok I don’t hold grudges... If you think I doxxed SSS then think again, I copied his picture that had his location on it so therefore not my fault...

Thanks for the explanation. Poofer is more fit to judge this tho. I hate long posts lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?

Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!

Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?

You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP

The shit I posted, StanPlain? How many rub out sessions did you partake in with Murdy over my glorious pic, cowboy? You gonna write me a sonnet about it?

Don't get mad u a shit poster when somebody points it out, Scrub. There's a pecking order and right now your still on the bottom.

Or better yet....make a callout thread (smirk)

You just blatantly copied that overused “stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines” dross... You’re an inferior fart inhaler son, kiss my boots!

Because that's all your worth

I'll make a deal with you- if Flea wants to see a callout between you and yours truly, it's on. Just cuz I want a warm up for RG.

I leave your embarrassment squarely in her hands.

I really don’t even want to converse with a gratuitous lowlife like you so find some other to spend time with you...

 

[Master]

Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?

Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!

Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?

You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP

The shit I posted, StanPlain? How many rub out sessions did you partake in with Murdy over my glorious pic, cowboy? You gonna write me a sonnet about it?

Don't get mad u a shit poster when somebody points it out, Scrub. There's a pecking order and right now your still on the bottom.

Or better yet....make a callout thread (smirk)

You just blatantly copied that overused “stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines” dross... You’re an inferior fart inhaler son, kiss my boots!

Because that's all your worth

I'll make a deal with you- if Flea wants to see a callout between you and yours truly, it's on. Just cuz I want a warm up for RG.

I leave your embarrassment squarely in her hands.

I really don’t even want to converse with a gratuitous lowlife like you so find some other to spend time with you...

White flag noted, bottom feeder.

Go friend zone community ratchets and leave the flame shit to ppl who can flame.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

Poofer can be the judge. Both yours and SSS’s posts couldn’t hold my interest past the first paragraph.


I think SSS just didn’t give a fuck to put in the effort

You missed my bad grammar judge, you also fully contradicted yourself as you said “scroll bomb” and “legible spelling” but it’s ok I don’t hold grudges... If you think I doxxed SSS then think again, I copied his picture that had his location on it so therefore not my fault...

Thanks for the explanation. Poofer is more fit to judge this tho. I hate long posts lol

I concede defeat, my heart is not in that style of flaming so the outcome of who judges is irrelevant... I prefer the Ync style like stinky, whips, Jeannie etc... Why post 200 words when we could boss in ten? lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?

Away and crawl back under your rock you fucking deviant freak! Don’t phone my work to get me fired cunt!

Says the boneheaded retard who bragged about doxxing somebody "to der dowr"?

Stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines, lightweight. You ain't worthy of hello kissing my elbows and you can't handle this smoke. The only reason you won is because somebody else pointed out SSS played himself, not because you beat him.

That's like the proverbial slap in the face. You actually latched onto it like you saw a lonely ass dick that needed your attention, sonnet spammer.

You wrote fucking sonnets. How genericly basic is that?

You still got that soul patch moustache Nintendo boy? I’m sure everyone would love to see your face... Yes people he looks like he auditioned for Harry Potter and didn’t get the gig!
EDIT; I have all your shit that was leaked at MMP

The shit I posted, StanPlain? How many rub out sessions did you partake in with Murdy over my glorious pic, cowboy? You gonna write me a sonnet about it?

Don't get mad u a shit poster when somebody points it out, Scrub. There's a pecking order and right now your still on the bottom.

Or better yet....make a callout thread (smirk)

You just blatantly copied that overused “stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself with your intestines” dross... You’re an inferior fart inhaler son, kiss my boots!

Because that's all your worth

I'll make a deal with you- if Flea wants to see a callout between you and yours truly, it's on. Just cuz I want a warm up for RG.

I leave your embarrassment squarely in her hands.

I really don’t even want to converse with a gratuitous lowlife like you so find some other to spend time with you...

White flag noted, bottom feeder.

Go friend zone community ratchets and leave the flame shit to ppl who can flame.

Do you honestly believe that I want to devote much time to you? You should be banned from the entire internet for what you done to Dovey, I’d stab you up the balloon knot and 360 the blade you slug!

 

[X]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

Poofer can be the judge. Both yours and SSS’s posts couldn’t hold my interest past the first paragraph.


I think SSS just didn’t give a fuck to put in the effort

You missed my bad grammar judge, you also fully contradicted yourself as you said “scroll bomb” and “legible spelling” but it’s ok I don’t hold grudges... If you think I doxxed SSS then think again, I copied his picture that had his location on it so therefore not my fault...

Thanks for the explanation. Poofer is more fit to judge this tho. I hate long posts lol

I concede defeat, my heart is not in that style of flaming so the outcome of who judges is irrelevant... I prefer the Ync style like stinky, whips, Jeannie etc... Why post 200 words when we could boss in ten? lol

Your ability to post what I'm thinking is spooky ... get out

:OMG4:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

Poofer can be the judge. Both yours and SSS’s posts couldn’t hold my interest past the first paragraph.


I think SSS just didn’t give a fuck to put in the effort

You missed my bad grammar judge, you also fully contradicted yourself as you said “scroll bomb” and “legible spelling” but it’s ok I don’t hold grudges... If you think I doxxed SSS then think again, I copied his picture that had his location on it so therefore not my fault...

Thanks for the explanation. Poofer is more fit to judge this tho. I hate long posts lol

I concede defeat, my heart is not in that style of flaming so the outcome of who judges is irrelevant... I prefer the Ync style like stinky, whips, Jeannie etc... Why post 200 words when we could boss in ten? lol

Your ability to post what I'm thinking is spooky ... get out

:OMG4:

LMAO It’s the years of each others’ company that is rubbing off ❤
No homo lol

 

[Blazor]

Well, unless Shampain or SSS decides on one judge a piece soon, the last 3 votes stand. 2 for SSS, and 1 for Shamp. SSS has agreed to let The Countess judge before, so even at that rate its 1 and 1, if Nazzi's vote doesnt count as a counted judge. Or y'all just keep voting, and I'll make a tally tomorrow night lol.

i have watched and read the hole thing i agree sss got slopy at the end but it was layed out better then shamps

I will agree with that. I was for certain SSS was gonna slam dunk him at the end, and then I felt let down at his final post. I had my popcorn ready and everything! lol

 

[Blazor]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Everything i posted was there and then except the poem which I felt obliged to post early...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

Give me a subject, any subject regarding it’s funny and I’ll write a scroll bomb right now, don’t really want to but I will

 

[The Countess]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

Give me a subject, any subject regarding it’s funny and I’ll write a scroll bomb right now, don’t really want to but I will

its ok. I believe you

 

[The Countess]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

I don’t like organized matches. I prefer spontaneous textual combat lol

 

[Blazor]

Since you dunderheads can't find a judge, I, your humble Poofer, King Martini to the ladies whom receive the affection erection,shall come out of retirement to judge this abortion.

SirStupidSperg, wtf man. To the idiots here, I have always had a soft spot for SSS's inane drivel. I used to sticky his well written diatribes at BH.

Then the drugs and his memories of being molested by his uncle consumed him to the point of shock posting, which, is a crying shame since beneath all the rubble inside his head is a great poster.

SSS gets called out for plagiarism. Ouch. You know better then that, bruh. I need a link to the original transcript but if that's what happened, sorry bro, you lost.

Shamwow wasn't anything old school SSS couldnt body back in the day. The guy reads like a tard and he would have been moose meat at BH if he dared take on a name flamer.

Did he doxx him? Who knows. I do know SSS isn't somebody to doxx tho but I'll keep that shit to myself (hi Gunzablazin). Actually, isn't SSS the reason why Gunz left BH because of the deplorable shit he was doing and came back to TurfRailed to coast is clear post when he knew SSS was banned? I do remember him crying to me in DM about certain shit and all I could tell him was "bro, flame your way outta it". Who knows, who cares

Oh yeah, the winner. The winner of this match is Blazor. Calling out plagiarism is one of the biggest pwnages you can do.

I've seen SSS do better and the other guy I've seen enough I don't want to read any more.

On that, SSS, here bro-

Me VS you old school match
Rematch to the clinic we pulled at BH

I need a warm up before Running Gag.

Yes or no?

Good post man. I couldnt link the transcript, but if you copy paste one sentence into joogle it'll show it in the book. Thanks for judging.

I've always had a soft spot for his long posts too lol. I actually read them. They can be very entertaining at times.

 

[Blazor]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

I do believe you are the youngest poster on all the boards Im on. I give you props, for wading into forum land, unlike your other brethern that flocked to fakebook.

 

[Blazor]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

Give me a subject, any subject regarding it’s funny and I’ll write a scroll bomb right now, don’t really want to but I will

Have you not gone back to work yet lol? If you are bored then feel free too lol. Other than that, I think Jeannie vouched for you that you can do it :Grin3:

 

[Blazor]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

I don’t like organized matches. I prefer spontaneous textual combat lol

Thats normally my style too. Photochopping is my weapon of choice when possible, but I can hold my own without it lol.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You fucking idiots are so out of touch, I wish I could post all this on the Ync 10 years ago you’d have no confide left... Keep circle jerking boys

 

[Blazor]

You fucking idiots are so out of touch, I wish I could post all this on the Ync 10 years ago you’d have no confide left... Keep circle jerking boys

I can only imagine your posts when you were 11 lol. How the hell did you find forums at that age?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You fucking idiots are so out of touch, I wish I could post all this on the Ync 10 years ago you’d have no confide left... Keep circle jerking boys

I can only imagine your posts when you were 11 lol. How the hell did you find forums at that age?

parental neglect

 

[SHAMPAIN]

1998 is when forum domination babies were born

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Find bad grammar of mine if you can except “fahget” & “ghey”, don’t disrespect me because I’m younger than most board users... If I was a judge I’d pic SSS because after I went down the strory line route, I couldn’t be assed on post 2 & 3...

I do believe you are the youngest poster on all the boards Im on. I give you props, for wading into forum land, unlike your other brethern that flocked to fakebook.

See this is the shit that hurts me, theYNC was home to absolute best when I first started watching, Ill always side with them first...

 

[nazzibastard]

I’m trying to figure out how Shampain typed up a whole scrollbomb when he never posts in that manner. The spelling is actually legible

Thats one thing about flame matches, they are given enough time before submitting a post. He could of even called in help, but I wont assume. Maybe he swung by his high school he just came out of and let one of his teachers look it over? lolol

it was very mild and a little boring from both of them sss did make me lol with his it did go to long the old way is much better

 

[nazzibastard]

this is a flame the old why



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that

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is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
I hope this helps...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

this is a flame the old why



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that

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is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
I hope this helps...

Edit that and keep it you idiot, you might well win me back

 

[nazzibastard]

this is a flame the old why



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that

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is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
I hope this helps...

Edit that and keep it you idiot, you might well win me back

ive had it for 8 yrs already lol dumbass you realy are a noob i now all the old ticks

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

King Martini's avatar is still missing.