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DDs couch is famous for strange odors, Filth, and the best for hermaphrodite sex. The enjoying a meal of freeze dried scrambled eggs.
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DDs couch is famous for strange odors, Filth, and the best for hermaphrodite sex. The enjoying a meal of freeze dried scrambled eggs.
Frood trolls city streets looking for couches.
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Ouch....that really hurt my vaginas feelings....not even giving her a chance. Pity. ;)
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I can totally picture @SirSuperSouthern grudge-boning the shit out of me. With his crazy redneck ass.
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Ladies like a mix of sensual and aggressive. Sometimes they just want a guy to power fuck them lol. Hold 'em down by the neck, pin her ankles behind her with the other hand, and WAM WAM WAM!!! while giving her the angry look and saying "WHO's pussy is this!?" :Grin3:
Sometimes they like to play games to trigger you into doing so hahaha.
Sometimes they like to play games to trigger you into doing so hahaha.
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SSS and I would end up killing each other.
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His back would be shredded since you just got your nails done lol.
Make sure he locks his guard poodle outside.
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Hahaha I know. Just playing around lol.
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...in Texas.
Blows my mind!
At least its not a toy poodle, those lil yappy fuckers.
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Bitch please. Flash back to Silence of the Lambs where the fat girl was trapped in a pit with her only friend - a poodle. I doubt you have any real friends who'd bother trying to find you, and the lotion I'd drop you would be some Dollar Store bullshit you wouldn't use in some form of silent protest...
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- Now post a pic of your naked ass or GTFO.
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Says the donghole with 3,500 posts here which all end in "lol". You'll be getting a first class drop-kick into my pit along with Flea, who better not bite my dug...
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- Flea can dunk a basketball.
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Lol, I'll build a campfire down there and roast him over an open flame. Good thing I have hot sauce, the lil mut prolly gets fed that vegan dog food, and needs to be spiced up some.
LOL
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damn...you really got pissed at the poodle comment.
flea - never show your weakness
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His poodle is nearly the same height as him...
Maybe you should kill him and keep the poodle? Poodles are much happier with women... /or wouldn;t that be the reason you only see women with poodles ever? :Thinking:
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countess, you gonna post a pic of your butt for SSS?
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You can ask your botriend to take the picture! Just tell him it's for me :)
And then don't send it to Tats... just to me :Lovin1:
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NO PICS FOR YOU!
you have not posted one authentic pic yet, not even of your wooden shoe.
I wasn't asking you, I was asking @The Countess. Or actually giving her some good advice :devil1:
You're a dude, I don't need to see soms dude's naked ass
The Countess has a sweet ass.
Jest sayin'
That's what I expected, she is very very beautiful :Lovin1:
