Sssh -- be very quiet everyone - we are talking to X's dead wife right now

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I am just so hert that a tiny dood is mocking a noneXistent wife :LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
with a perv riding shotgun AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


OOO lordy :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3:

He always has to have an enemy. That tells you all you need to know about his state of mind. He pretends its "trolling" but it his way of venting his rage at being born to only reach a height of 5' 5".

You should feel sorry for him. You notice he picks mostly on the tall men?
 

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He always has to have an enemy. That tells you all you need to know about his state of mind. He pretends its "trolling" but it his way of venting his rage at being born to only reach a height of 5' 5".

You should feel sorry for him. You notice he picks mostly on the tall men?


What's that again, Gordita Gobblegutz?
 

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A little embellishment paints a grander picture. It’s like poetic license as such. But what is he specifically lying about? I know he has plenty of cash…

So you can prove it? He cant
 
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Mrx X - what is your husband's all time favorite song

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1 - I'm coming out by Diana Ross

2 - Goodby horses by Q Lazzarus

3 - It's raining men by The Weather Girls

4 - YMCA by the Village People

5 -These are all big hits for that asshole

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SHe's batting a 100 now
 

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Dead Mrs X,

Have you ever caught your former hubby sleeping on a pallet of Hostess product cartons and when pressed, explained that being close to 1000's of crushed twinkies was good for his insomnia and scabies?

We know that would happen to Frank
 

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This dildo bike has caused the ol’ boy much strife of late. There has even been a wee bit of wailing and much gnashing of teef! So my question is: what came first…the dildo or the bike?

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Dead Mrs X,

Have you ever caught your former hubby sleeping on a pallet of Hostess product cartons and when pressed, explained that being close to 1000's of crushed twinkies was good for his insomnia and scabies?
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Trust me Gali, if the little fuck could prove it, he would
 

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Deceased Mrs X…

Listen, I took my time listening to your grieving husband cry and carry on about the loss of your sweat soul. And then the skinny Cafuck turned on me. Even when I stuck up for him on The Bluest Cashew…

My question is: has he always been a bit of a naff and a two-faced sonova or what? And does he rely heavily on prescription drugs and alcohol?
 
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Deceased Mrs X…

Listen, I took my time listening to your grieving husband cry and carry on about the loss of your sweat soul. And then the skinny Cafuck turned on me. Even when I stuck up for him on The Bluest Cashew…

My question is: has he always been a bit of a naff and a two-faced sonova or what? And does he rely heavily on prescription drugs and alcohol?
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weird


maybe we need to be more specific?
 
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Mrs X - how many US states have court orders barring seamajor from coming within 500 ft of a school?

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8 ?

Holy fuck that guy got around before slithering down to Costa Rica where the laws on that sort of thing are probably not enforced
 

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Deceased Mrs X…

Sorry to bother you again darling. This dildo bike drama: why does your X flip out when I tell him to get rid of the dildo bike as a precaution in case your future grandkids came across it? Now he’s going all schizo about it and speaking ill of my daughter. Do you reckon that this projection is because he is a bit of a latent “BabyFuckerAlert!” on the quiet?

Thanks in advance and R.I.P
 
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Deceased Mrs X…

Sorry to bother you again darling. This dildo bike drama: why does your X flip out when I tell him to get rid of the dildo bike as a precaution in case your future grandkids came across it? Now he’s going all schizo about it and speaking ill of my daughter. Do you reckon that this projection is because he is a bit of a latent “BabyFuckerAlert!” on the quiet?

Thanks in advance and R.I.P
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very truthful woman. Salt of the earth

Too bad she died instead of him.
 

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Biggie I really cannot support this.

Normally I can look past your relentlessly mean posts but this.....Biggie I cannot condone ouija boards and I dont think you can channel popped blow up dolls.