Sssh -- be very quiet everyone - we are talking to X's dead wife right now

[Biggie Smiles]

Question: Mrs X how many big burly men have you personally witnessed squirt their dna up into your husband's asshole?

Wow. 7?

And that's the ones you know about.

Thank you for your truthful answers

More questions to come

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Next question

Mrs X - while you were alive or even now that you're dead have you ever seen X showering with a guy named @Admin. ?

Oh my.

 

[X]

Next question, when did you stop growing ??

at 11 ffs

and when did you become such a cawk aficionado

question 2

were you divorced twice due to diminutive dick syndrome

stoopid short fuck LOLOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Question 3

Mrs X can tell us what the general consensus in hell is with respect to Seamajor's lust for little boys? Are the 4 eyed demons waiting eagerly for him to die so they can ass rape him repeatedly in hell?

Damn @Seamajor X's wife is not the bearer of good news for your future now is she, little guy?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Next question Mrs X -- before you go back to scrubbing demon drawers in hell

What is the first letter in a word ending in "imp" which best describes your husband?

Wimp ?!

X, your late wife thinks you're a wimp!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mrs X -- can you provide us with the first letter of the types of human beings X finds most sexually appealing?

K.


Christ! I don't think she meant Kangaroos

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mrs X -- which number would you say best describes X as a human being?

wow... 0

she didn't like you very much, X

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mrs X - if you had your life to do all over again would you marry a guy who cannot afford a car and rides his bike everywhere he goes at age 60?

 

[Breakfall]

Oh fuck no! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh fuck no! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

His wife is being very truthful with us from beyond the grave.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mrs X - how many unique Sexually Transmitted Diseases related strictly to anal sex did your husband have during your time together that you are aware of

9 ?

Oh my.

Someone ring Murdy please?

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs X - how many unique Sexually Transmitted Diseases related strictly to anal sex did your husband have during your time together that you are aware of

9 ?

Oh my.

Someone ring Murdy please?

Does @Murdy have roseola around her nose or is it just the booze? Lol

 

[GG Allin]

RIDING A BIKE INCREASES CARDIO, SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT?????!!!! IT GIVES GOOD STAMINA TO FUCK IF YOU DO 150 MINUTES OF CARDIO A WEEK!!!!! SO THAT MEANS HE CAN FUCK FOR LONGER, SO THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN INSULT YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED FUCKSTARDS!!!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

X's dead wife is really giving up the goods!

Next question


Mrs X - would you rather be dead right now & in hell taking lava bukakkes to the chin from roaring demons or laying on a piss soaked mattress without a bed sheet looking at X's rat face right now?

Answer 0 for hell
Answer 1 for with X

0 it is!

Wow, just wow.

 

[Breakfall]

RIDING A BIKE INCREASES CARDIO, SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT?????!!!! IT GIVES GOOD STAMINA TO FUCK IF YOU DO 150 MINUTES OF CARDIO A WEEK!!!!! SO THAT MEANS HE CAN FUCK FOR LONGER, SO THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN INSULT YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED FUCKSTARDS!!!

His bike comes with a unique conversion though…would you ride the X-factor?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mrs X - seeing as you can still observe the physical realm for where you are right now can you confirm that X is in a sexually oriented relationship with a person named GG allin right now?

X's wife don't lie!

She may have been irretrievably dumb to marry his stupid ass in the first place but a liar she is not!

 

[GG Allin]

Mrs X - seeing as you can still observe the physical realm for where you are right now can you confirm that X is in a sexually oriented relationship with a person named GG allin right now?

X's wife don't lie!

She may have been irretrievably dumb to marry his stupid ass in the first place but a liar she is not!

I'LL SUCK @X COCK, I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I'LL MAKE HIM CUM IN 3 MINUTES, BUT I DON'T SWALLOW BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING HOMO!!!!

 

[Breakfall]

I'LL SUCK @X COCK, I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I'LL MAKE HIM CUM IN 3 MINUTES, BUT I DON'T SWALLOW BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING HOMO!!!!

You need to finger children up the arse to get that “BabyFuckerAlert!” horny lad. Catch up!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ok Mrs X next question as I'm sure you are aware of things going on in the physical realm

How many inches above 5 feet does seamajor stand?

5 ?

So you're saying he's actually 5 foot 5 inches then?

LMAO


thank you for your candor Mrs X.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mrs X - From that rather warm place you are in right now can you see the happenings in Portugal? If so can you tell us with any level of accuracy how many times a year @LotusBud bathes?

3 ?

As in three times a year?

Oh my.

that's just gross. That coochie must smell like your grave site by now.

 

[X]

Am I supposed to freAK out now ??

lemme know

 

[Vitriol]

Joo,you're better then this dude,come on.

 

[Breakfall]

Joo,you're better then this dude,come on.

One needs to play X’s own game, otherwise it’s just another bum_fuck polluting the ether. X is going through emotional trauma…have a heart!

 

[Seamajor]

RIDING A BIKE INCREASES CARDIO, SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT?????!!!! IT GIVES GOOD STAMINA TO FUCK IF YOU DO 150 MINUTES OF CARDIO A WEEK!!!!! SO THAT MEANS HE CAN FUCK FOR LONGER, SO THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN INSULT YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED FUCKSTARDS!!!

Fucking A. Some handicappers just aren’t capable tho

 

[X]

 

[Seamajor]

Joo,you're better then this dude,come on.

No he’s not. He’s a lying sac

 

[Seamajor]

Mrs X - From that rather warm place you are in right now can you see the happenings in Portugal? If so can you tell us with any level of accuracy how many times a year @LotusBud bathes?

3 ?

As in three times a year?

Oh my.

that's just gross. That coochie must smell like your grave site by now.

More like the one your little arms can’t reach. Day after day, and no bath room?

 

[Vitriol]

No he’s not. He’s a lying sac

He's a good dude.

Not like him to do this sort of thing.

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking A. Some handicappers just aren’t capable tho

Two things come to mind in Canada: one can’t say CUNT and it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll…

 

[X]

I am just so hert that a tiny dood is mocking a noneXistent wife
with a perv riding shotgun AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


OOO lordy