Suggest Some Silly Alternative Punishments Mods Can Use Instead Of Banning

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The offending member must capitalize every 2nd letter of text in their posts.

This reminds me of years ago when I wrote a little program to take plain text and process it to add the editing code to make the letters get gradually bigger, then smaller...so it made it look like a wave.

Kinda like this.

But entire, long-winded posts.

It drove some people nuts.
 

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Forward all of Planet Oink's complaints to the offender.

So they can see for themselves what the poor administrator has to go through with this miserable mammoth
 

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Oh stop the presses I have one!!!

The loser has to read and review and comparatively contrast the top 5 most verbose Duh'V wergasms to rational thinking modes.
 

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Why aren’t we utilizing the word filter for the errrrrr em *gasp* PLEASE ASS BOX ME! lames?

Make it funny!!!
 

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I still think that having to read Planet Oink's hysterical fervent rants about how a forum should be run when someone she doesn't like is allowed to post there is the most-severe of all punishments.

Why should bastard factory, or any other forum administrator for that matter, be forced to bear that cross alone?

Blind carbon copy the offender on ALL of Oink's whiny hysteria and watch how fast the offender a) loses the will to live b) logs off completely or c) simply discontinues the activity that brought her tsunami of tears their way in the first place forever more.
 

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I still think that having to read Planet Oink's hysterical fervent rants about how a forum should be run when someone she doesn't like is allowed to post there is the most-severe of all punishments.

Why should bastard factory, or any other forum administrator for that matter, be forced to bear that cross alone?

Blind carbon copy the offender on ALL of Oink's whiny hysteria and watch how fast the offender a) loses the will to live b) logs off completely or c) simply discontinues the activity that brought her tsunami of tears their way in the first place forever more.

:Whaaa:
 

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I say the offendOr should be sent to duhhVVs trailor to fiX the shit pipes
 

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"Suggest Some Silly Alternative Punishments Mods Can Use Instead Of Banning"​


Mods can buy a a revolver, fill the chamber with bullets, put the barrel against their sloped forehead right between their unibrow and put the trigger.

There is a good start.
 

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"Suggest Some Silly Alternative Punishments Mods Can Use Instead Of Banning"​


Mods can buy a a revolver, fill the chamber with bullets, put the barrel against their sloped forehead right between their unibrow and put the trigger.

There is a good start.

That's rather violent.
 

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