Suggest Some Silly Alternative Punishments Mods Can Use Instead Of Banning

[Alticus]

The offending member must capitalize every 2nd letter of text in their posts.

 

[realgrimm]

BORK!!!!!!!

 

[Kirk]

Pinking like they did in Brawl Hall.

 

[The Prowler]

The offending member must capitalize every 2nd letter of text in their posts.

This reminds me of years ago when I wrote a little program to take plain text and process it to add the editing code to make the letters get gradually bigger, then smaller...so it made it look like a wave.

Kinda like this.

But entire, long-winded posts.

It drove some people nuts.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

OK. Here's another idea. The offender should be made to disinfect Flynn's dirty pussy.

 

[Dove]

Forward all of Planet Oink's complaints to the offender.

So they can see for themselves what the poor administrator has to go through with this miserable mammoth

 

[Lily]

Forward all of Planet Oink's complaints to the offender.

So they can see for themselves what the poor administrator has to go through with this miserable mammoth

Way to give yourself away Bigly Stupid.

 

[Dove]

Way to give yourself away Bigly Stupid.

paranoid snowflake says what?

 

[Lily]

paranoid snowflake says what?

You post just like him. Dove doesn't post in the same style as you. Too bad you're this stupid and desperate.

 

[Dove]

You post just like him. Dove doesn't post in the same style as you. Too bad you're this stupid and desperate.

You're about as paranoid as you are dumb and fat.

 

[Admin.]

Oh stop the presses I have one!!!

The loser has to read and review and comparatively contrast the top 5 most verbose Duh'V wergasms to rational thinking modes.

 

[Murdy]

Why aren’t we utilizing the word filter for the errrrrr em *gasp* pedo lames?

Make it funny!!!

 

[cw_]

 

[Dove]

I still think that having to read Planet Oink's hysterical fervent rants about how a forum should be run when someone she doesn't like is allowed to post there is the most-severe of all punishments.

Why should bastard factory, or any other forum administrator for that matter, be forced to bear that cross alone?

Blind carbon copy the offender on ALL of Oink's whiny hysteria and watch how fast the offender a) loses the will to live b) logs off completely or c) simply discontinues the activity that brought her tsunami of tears their way in the first place forever more.

 

[Lily]

I still think that having to read Planet Oink's hysterical fervent rants about how a forum should be run when someone she doesn't like is allowed to post there is the most-severe of all punishments.

Why should bastard factory, or any other forum administrator for that matter, be forced to bear that cross alone?

Blind carbon copy the offender on ALL of Oink's whiny hysteria and watch how fast the offender a) loses the will to live b) logs off completely or c) simply discontinues the activity that brought her tsunami of tears their way in the first place forever more.

 

[Lily]

They should be required to wear this hat.

 

[X]

I say the offendOr should be sent to duhhVVs trailor to fiX the shit pipes

 

[Omnipotent]

"Suggest Some Silly Alternative Punishments Mods Can Use Instead Of Banning"​

Mods can buy a a revolver, fill the chamber with bullets, put the barrel against their sloped forehead right between their unibrow and put the trigger.

There is a good start.

 

[The Prowler]

You can only views posts made by @Joe.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

The offending member must capitalize every 2nd letter of text in their posts.

We can call it UO for short as in YUO or fUck yOu.

 

[Lily]

"Suggest Some Silly Alternative Punishments Mods Can Use Instead Of Banning"​

Mods can buy a a revolver, fill the chamber with bullets, put the barrel against their sloped forehead right between their unibrow and put the trigger.

There is a good start.

That's rather violent.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Pinking like they did in Brawl Hall.

Pinking wouldn't work now. Barbie movie made a billion dollars. Pink is in. Everyone loves pink now and my gosh who could stand against Margo Robbie and that hunk of a mothefucker that is the quiet reserved constant K in Bladrunner 2049 and constant K, Ken in this.... Ryan Fucking Gosling? What a dish.

 

[Flynn]

I say the offendOr should be sent to duhhVVs trailor to fiX the shit pipes

That'll teach them not to break the rulez!!!!

 

[Lily]

That'll teach them not to break the rulez!!!!

I noticed that our own Little Fuhrer got himself assboxed.