The Ask MasterBlaster Thread

[knife wielder]

No, he's a pro at being a moron.

:LOL1:

 

[MasterBlaster]

Did you finish studying already? Done all your chores?

You don't want to have your allowance withheld this week, now.

Chores first, before making stupid posts online!

 

[knife wielder]

:LOL2:

 

[Scott]

Slicks ... and these this summer

I know putting a modest engine on a bike is cool and I understand the allure of it (I have a legit motorcycle and have considered doing it to my "pedal bikes") but when you mod one thing, it's like tipping dominos and then you have to mod other things to handle the extra stress to keep it safe.
With the engine, gas tank, extra weight and speed, you'll also need better brakes, and that means better brake calipers, but then that also stresses the frame in ways it wasn't designed for so my point is, is this safe?
Second hand bikes are relatively cheap and I learned that after selling a few of mine. I shit you not, the second your ass hits the seat of that brand new motorcycle and you put ONE mile on that odometer it's worth a third of what you just paid a minute ago lol. And if you buy now instead of the spring when they get in demand they can be had a lot cheaper too.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Slicks ... and these this summer

I know putting a modest engine on a bike is cool and I understand the allure of it (I have a legit motorcycle and have considered doing it to my "pedal bikes") but when you mod one thing, it's like tipping dominos and then you have to mod other things to handle the extra stress to keep it safe.
With the engine, gas tank, extra weight and speed, you'll also need better brakes, and that means better brake calipers, but then that also stresses the frame in ways it wasn't designed for so my point is, is this safe?
Second hand bikes are relatively cheap and I learned that after selling a few of mine. I shit you not, the second your ass hits the seat of that brand new motorcycle and you put ONE mile on that odometer it's worth a third of what you just paid a minute ago lol. And if you buy now instead of the spring when they get in demand they can be had a lot cheaper too.

He’s too stupid to take advice, hopefully one of his “highly expensive Lithium Batteries” explodes and ruins his neat vagina...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@MasterBlaster What’s your favourite fast food? I’m super excited

 

[X]

To think back at rT's scathing criticism of this thread, only to now participate ...

Master B does that make one a tad bit of a fraud, a hypocritical oaf ...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

To think back at rT's scathing criticism of this thread, only to now participate ...

Master B does that make one a tad bit of a fraud, a hypocritical oaf ...

Are you for real?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Combo pizza

 

[knife wielder]

Combo pizza

:LOL1:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Combo pizza

What combo and where from? I prefer Pizza Hut to Dominos and PapaJohns...

 

[MasterBlaster]

What part of combination don't you understand? It means everything - no anchovies. The brand doesn't matter to me as long as it's from a legitimate pizza parlor, not some mall shit.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What part of combination don't you understand? It means everything - no anchovies. The brand doesn't matter to me as long as it's from a legitimate pizza parlor, not some mall shit.

Anchovies are delicious! That little burst of salt is hard to beat IMO

 

[MasterBlaster]

Actually, I wouldn't mind a few tiny pieces... but I don't even bother with it.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Actually, I wouldn't mind a few tiny pieces... but I don't even bother with it.

Ever had black pudding? He

 

[MasterBlaster]

I can trump that - google Balut. Tasty like you wouldn't believe.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I can trump that - google Balut. Tasty like you wouldn't believe.

Yeah, fuck that... I no need googles

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Would you eat dog?

 

[MasterBlaster]

I have, monkey and cat too I'm pretty sure - in the PI. Many times. Different cultures, you know.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Master whats the best brand of chainsaw? I've always used Stilh and they seem to be good.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Yes, Stilh or Husky - it all depends on the saw shop you're gonna be dealing with. They are usually one brand or the other. It's like Chevy or Ford. They are pretty much the top two brands.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I have, monkey and cat too I'm pretty sure - in the PI. Many times. Different cultures, you know.

Have you ever found yourself in a dodgy situation in the Far East?

 

[X]

MasterB .. is this feline doin' it right ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

MasterB .. is this feline doin' it right ?

Fail:LOL2:

 

[X]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Have you ever found yourself in a dodgy situation in the Far East?

Only buying drugs from the locals, but I was a lucky bastard. Shit coulda gone way differently for my bold ass.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Have you ever found yourself in a dodgy situation in the Far East?

Only buying drugs from the locals, but I was a lucky bastard. Shit coulda gone way differently for my bold ass.

Yeah man, they hand out serious jail time for drugs in that part of the world, I’ve watched plenty documentaries on that... I’d love to visit there for the wahmen!

 

[MasterBlaster]

It's usually not so bad for military fools that get busted by the locals. They have to turn them over to the US. Tourists are another matter.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

It's usually not so bad for military fools that get busted by the locals. They have to turn them over to the US. Tourists are another matter.

Banged Up Abroad! NOPE!

 

[TheHaze]

It's usually not so bad for military fools that get busted by the locals. They have to turn them over to the US. Tourists are another matter.