"I am very comfortable about my hair loss. My wife is awesome. I have a good sized cock. I am way, way, way smarter than you.
If anything, you should criticize me for picking a fight that I cannot lose. It is not very sporting of me...."
1. No you are not. You're very bitter about it and likely pissed off at God for not granting your requests for a breakthrough treatment.
2. No he/she isn't. The pee pads, the price of all of the salt licks, lube, penis pump, kibble, damage to the furniture from all the chewing and rubbers are very expensive and time consuming I'm sure.
3. Another lie and wishful thinking. Any man that says he has a good sized cock is clearly being lied to by his partner and hung like a gerbil.
4. LOL What are you basing that on? If it's your posts, conduct here, choice of wife/husband, comebacks and trolling you should think again.
5. Okay, I'll criticize you picking a fight you cannot lose. All that means is that you pick on members that you know won't present a challenge and put you in your place. Also, you can't come up with anything better to hit them with than fat jokes. That just makes you like a grown up who bullies 8yo kids and steals their lunch money. You're a beast Pinocchio.
Everything you just said about yourself and your four-legged companion is indicative of someone who leads a very sad and disappointing life. As I said before you're just another loser with shockingly low self-esteem that needs his daily dose of positive affirmations and acceptance from the others around him to feel like you belong. But look on the bright side yum yum, you have a Corvette! You must be the envy of the millions of sportscar enthusiasts worldwide. Their Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Porsches are nothing compared to the beast you're supposedly riding around in to compensate.
Hahahahaha!!!!