The "How Drunk is Lily (Fat Oak) Tonight" Thread

[Frood]

It's currently around midnight on a Sunday where she's at and she's still shitposting with reckless gay abandon....

Jobless
Did I mention that Fat Lily is tubby?
Ugly
On Tubby McTubbyrino dating websites looking for a pork sword to chuck up her bucket cunt.

How much Mad Dog has Fat Lily downed tonight, September 4th (nearly 5th)?

I say three bottles...

 

[The Countess]

Probably on Fling.com looking for another dude to send her money.

 

[Omnipotent]

Should we do a whip around or something?

 

[Frood]

Let's get Lily to don a yellow raincoat and have somebody snap pics of her trying to play Twister.

...like a slow moving bus wreck.

 

[Admin.]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

 

[Frood]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

How many times a day do strange men enter your puerile mouth, Rhinestone Cowboy?

 

[Admin.]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

How many times a day do strange men enter your puerile mouth, Rhinestone Cowboy?

You better move them refrigerator’s and color tv’s Mr Logistics.

 

[Frood]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

How many times a day do strange men enter your puerile mouth, Rhinestone Cowboy?

You better move them refrigerator’s and color tv’s Mr Logistics.

Oooo.... I detect distinct undertones of butthurt...

 

[Admin.]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

How many times a day do strange men enter your puerile mouth, Rhinestone Cowboy?

You better move them refrigerator’s and color tv’s Mr Logistics.

Oooo.... I detect distinct undertones of butthurt...

Stalker!

 

[DDT]

This thread needs some Twenty Flight Rock...

 

[Frood]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

How many times a day do strange men enter your puerile mouth, Rhinestone Cowboy?

You better move them refrigerator’s and color tv’s Mr Logistics.

Oooo.... I detect distinct undertones of butthurt...

Stalker!

I've never inserted my penis into a partitioned hole in the wall, never been anywhere near you or your location, and I don't appreciate you sexually objectifying me in such nature.

Please don't overshare your latent fantasies with me like that again.

Bad form!

***hits Admin across the mouth with a rolled up newspaper***

 

[Seamajor]

Is this Frood”s entry in the puerile post pageant?

How many times a day do strange men enter your puerile mouth, Rhinestone Cowboy?

You better move them refrigerator’s and color tv’s Mr Logistics.

Oooo.... I detect distinct undertones of butthurt...

Stalker!

I've never inserted my penis into a partitioned hole in the wall, never been anywhere near you or your location, and I don't appreciate you sexually objectifying me in such nature.

Please don't overshare your latent fantasies with me like that again.

Bad form!

***hits Admin across the mouth with a rolled up newspaper***

What penis Dinky? Keep dreaming

 

[Frood]

***flicks Seamajor off his shoe***

 

[Seamajor]

Franks so lucky

 

[CaptGonorrhea]

She is just the master and you people are the puppets. Same like Flynn but slightly more on a unhinged way.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You mean I'm not the only one that posts while shitfaced?

 

[Frood]

Franks so lucky

Hot Dog factories are so lucky to snag you if they do mini franks and want a toothless QA guy to taste test the product over many hours....


(With Barry White music over the PA system)

 

[Seamajor]

Franks so lucky

Hot Dog factories are so lucky to snag you if they do mini franks and want a toothless QA guy to taste test the product over many hours....


(With Barry White music over the PA system)

I bet your Frank is a 300 ponder

 

[Seamajor]

You mean I'm not the only one that posts while shitfaced?

Be proud. The best many can do.

 

[The Countess]

@Frood - I hope you know she’s gonna report every post you make about her until you’re banned. Trucha, homie

 

[Blandscape]

It's currently around midnight on a Sunday where she's at and she's still shitposting with reckless gay abandon....

Jobless
Did I mention that Fat Lily is tubby?
Ugly
On Tubby McTubbyrino dating websites looking for a pork sword to chuck up her bucket cunt.

How much Mad Dog has Fat Lily downed tonight, September 4th (nearly 5th)?

I say three bottles...

You must swell wiff pride, another thread about the only flame you have at your pathetic disposal.

Let's all celebrate Frood and its contribution. Another fat ahum joke. Another reason to stoke and prod what it never once delivered, while simply finking what else does he have in a arsenal of contracted girth... and then be quietly content that the sum of all his parts add up to fuck all twice.

 

[Blandscape]

Seriously, if I have to read another Frood fat jibe, I might as well be amputating all of my fingers with my grans false teeth while jumping up and down on her half-rim eye-wear and stabbing my own retinas with the broken lenses.

 

[realgrimm]

Not AGAIN, I hope this hasn't become a crutch.. maybe we should all hold each other's e-hands and prey she finds better things to do with her empty self destructive lifestyle, she must really be hurting

 

[Blandscape]

Not AGAIN, I hope this hasn't become a crutch.. maybe we should all hold each other's e-hands and prey she finds better things to do with her empty self destructive lifestyle, she must really be hurting

Well you be by nature real grimm apparently, so nothing surprises us (or me) aboot just how grim this must be fur ye!

 

[Seamajor]

Yeah those to sit on their asses all day are fucked.

 

[Seamajor]

@Frood - I hope you know she’s gonna report every post you make about her until you’re banned. Trucha, homie

Like you tubby butt?

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus...just Jesus.

 

[The Countess]

Not AGAIN, I hope this hasn't become a crutch.. maybe we should all hold each other's e-hands and prey she finds better things to do with her empty self destructive lifestyle, she must really be hurting

She gets to be the nastiest, most vile person on this forum, all the whole reporting anyone who clowns her. Reporting posts and people the whole time she’s logged in.


Good luck. Y’all are gonna need it.

 

[Blandscape]

Not AGAIN, I hope this hasn't become a crutch.. maybe we should all hold each other's e-hands and prey she finds better things to do with her empty self destructive lifestyle, she must really be hurting

She gets to be the nastiest, most vile person on this forum, all the whole reporting anyone who clowns her. Reporting posts and people the whole time she’s logged in.


Good luck. Y’all are gonna need it.

You need more backbone than wishbone me funky little Jewish princess.

 

[Seamajor]

She traded it for a Kardashian ass