THE NEW SG...HAS SECURITY FLAWS!!!

[George from Pizza Hut]

You've become a real nag. Do you know that. A real saggy naggy

A nag? I think not.

Tell me, Freakdrika, what is your religion? Are you married yet? If you are how many goats were given as a dowry?

 

[Fredricka]

I'd say a more pressing topic of conversation is what exactly have you done to upset these nice chaps here at bf? And is that ring on your toe really uncomfy?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I'd say a more pressing topic of conversation is what exactly have you done to upset these nice chaps here at bf? And is that ring on your toe really uncomfy?

No. I asked first. Were your parents able to find a suitable groom for you that didn't have any kind of shrapnel wounds?

And no, toe rings are more comfortable than tampons. Or in your case, old newspapers.