THE NEW SG...HAS SECURITY FLAWS!!!

I'd say a more pressing topic of conversation is what exactly have you done to upset these nice chaps here at bf? And is that ring on your toe really uncomfy?
 
I'd say a more pressing topic of conversation is what exactly have you done to upset these nice chaps here at bf? And is that ring on your toe really uncomfy?

No. I asked first. Were your parents able to find a suitable groom for you that didn't have any kind of shrapnel wounds?

And no, toe rings are more comfortable than tampons. Or in your case, old newspapers.