The Succubus/ King Martini Meet Up Thread

[Master]

T minus one day.

Aren't you incels excited?

 

[Omnipotent]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

So, you love all of Australia's socialistic programs. And yet you denounce even the suggestion of them in the US.

I know you can't spell hypocrite, because you have brainfail every time that word is written or spoken.

I hate socialism and communism anywhere.

If I had the power to exterminate you thieving low IQ rodents, I would in a heartbeat.

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

I don't tip anymore...especially for food delivery. Fuck em... 10 dollar delivery fee for a 5-10 minute drive, plus 3-5 dollars additional because I fall just outside their mapped burbs....THEN you add in the cost of the actual food, which is nuts. 25 bucks for a pizza or 20 bucks for a curry.

They're raking consumers over here...

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Bullshit...

 

[Omnipotent]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Bullshit...

Well how much do they get in your state?

 

[Omnipotent]

I just looked it up... Western Australian waiters and waitresses get $26.40 an hour... when l get on my PC I'll post the bloody link.

 

[realgrimm]

Pics or it didnt happen

 

[LotusBud]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Yes. That's good. It makes for a healthier society when millions of people aren't homeless or hungry or about to be.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

I don't tip anymore...especially for food delivery. Fuck em... 10 dollar delivery fee for a 5-10 minute drive, plus 3-5 dollars additional because I fall just outside their mapped burbs....THEN you add in the cost of the actual food, which is nuts. 25 bucks for a pizza or 20 bucks for a curry.

They're raking consumers over here...

I tip everyone. From the kids who shovel my driveway to the guy handing me a towel in the restroom.

If the pandemic didn't show you to appreciate those who are busting their ass and risking their health for the public, nothing will.

If you can't give the women checking out your groceries a five dollar tip your just a cheap piece of shit, but that's just me.

I also think it should be mandatory all the businesses that stayed open should have a tip line on every transaction and if you don't tip your not allowed back in that store, but that's just me

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Yes. That's good. It makes for a healthier society when millions of people aren't homeless or hungry or about to be.

Lotus, do you tip the Walmart checker?

 

[Omnipotent]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

I don't tip anymore...especially for food delivery. Fuck em... 10 dollar delivery fee for a 5-10 minute drive, plus 3-5 dollars additional because I fall just outside their mapped burbs....THEN you add in the cost of the actual food, which is nuts. 25 bucks for a pizza or 20 bucks for a curry.

They're raking consumers over here...

I tip everyone. From the kids who shovel my driveway to the guy handing me a towel in the restroom.

If the pandemic didn't show you to appreciate those who are busting their ass and risking their health for the public, nothing will.

If you can't give the women checking out your groceries a five dollar tip your just a cheap piece of shit, but that's just me.

I also think it should be mandatory all the businesses that stayed open should have a tip line on every transaction and if you don't tip your not allowed back in that store, but that's just me

Wages have always been high in Australia.... unions made sure of it.

I have seen restaurants with tip jars next to the cash register so the tips get to the chefs and kitchen hands not just the waiters.

 

[LotusBud]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Yes. That's good. It makes for a healthier society when millions of people aren't homeless or hungry or about to be.

Lotus, do you tip the Walmart checker?

I've never been to WalMart, and there aren't any here in Portugal.

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

I don't tip anymore...especially for food delivery. Fuck em... 10 dollar delivery fee for a 5-10 minute drive, plus 3-5 dollars additional because I fall just outside their mapped burbs....THEN you add in the cost of the actual food, which is nuts. 25 bucks for a pizza or 20 bucks for a curry.

They're raking consumers over here...

I tip everyone. From the kids who shovel my driveway to the guy handing me a towel in the restroom.

If the pandemic didn't show you to appreciate those who are busting their ass and risking their health for the public, nothing will.

If you can't give the women checking out your groceries a five dollar tip your just a cheap piece of shit, but that's just me.

I also think it should be mandatory all the businesses that stayed open should have a tip line on every transaction and if you don't tip your not allowed back in that store, but that's just me

I want a rule like that for people from Chicago and Detroit...

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Yes. That's good. It makes for a healthier society when millions of people aren't homeless or hungry or about to be.

Lotus, do you tip the Walmart checker?

I've never been to WalMart, and there aren't any here in Portugal.

Do you tip the grocery clerk?

 

[Omnipotent]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Bullshit...

here you go

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different sites say different cents from $26.27 - $26. 40... but shit, what's 13 cents? Nothing!!!

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Yes. That's good. It makes for a healthier society when millions of people aren't homeless or hungry or about to be.

Lotus, do you tip the Walmart checker?

I've never been to WalMart, and there aren't any here in Portugal.

Do you tip the grocery clerk?

When she's a bit short they tip her...

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

Part-time waiters get around $25 an hour...Our minimum wage is a livible one.

Bullshit...

here you go

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different sites say different cents from $26.27 - $26. 40... but shit, what's 13 cents? Nothing!!!

That's why meals are so expensive and service so basic.

 

[Omnipotent]

ffs, do you ever cease whinging?

 

[Frood]

ffs, do you ever cease whinging?

Why are you proud of living in a highly regulated, taxed, and hyperinflated village nation?

It's masochistic..

 

[Omnipotent]

ffs, do you ever cease whinging?

Why are you proud of living in a highly regulated, taxed, and hyperinflated village nation?

It's masochistic..

Hey, in Joondalup they get over $34.82

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That's the going rates in the Mining state....

You couldn't pay me enough money to leave fortress WA.

 

[Breakfall]

ffs, do you ever cease whinging?

Why are you proud of living in a highly regulated, taxed, and hyperinflated village nation?

It's masochistic..

Hey, in Joondalup they get over $34.82

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That's the going rates in the Mining state....

You couldn't pay me enough money to leave fortress WA.

I remember when Joondalup was a sandpit! :LOL1:

 

[Breakfall]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

Get fucked braah...if I could stick my whole head inside a pussy I would! But listen, on a more serious note; you mustn’t bat above your average. You did it with Dove, and then starting weeping and wailing when she gave you the boot, and now you’re trying to suggest sexual antics with Succubus. Your head-piece is not A-grade; your eyes are beady and too close together, your complexion is pasty and red all at the same time; you set the ensemble off with a dodgy teenage “moustache” and your body odour is not kosher I done heardeded. You need a reality-check under-scorer. Pull back on the chick stalking, stop playing The Fortnite like a child, get a haircut, splash some good aftershave on like Old Spice when you snip that try-hard bumfluff off your thin lip, and try having less of a shit behavioural demeanour about you.

And listen again: my money is my business, not yours! You’re a PI fiend and the less information I give you about my wealth, the less jelly you’ll be. Comprehendo el doofus muchacho?

I have spoken...

Fuckwit, I'll tell you once;

If I wanted your PI, I'd have it.

Case closed. Nothing you could do about it.

See how these people are?

Call them the PI hounds they are and they are and this response is exactly how they view that. They legit think if they go search for your PI and use it as forum material, their opponent will be so humiliated that they will run off.

It's exactly what they do when you succeed in making them aware of how fucking gross and stupid they are.

He is saying "I'm such a big bad ass, and I could stalk you and that makes me feel powerful and you neener neener.....you can't do anything about me stalking you!!"

@Breakfall .....you are supposed to feel intimidated lol.

When I come over to Chicago some day, I’ll find him and take him fishing for crayfish! :ThumbsUp3:

 

[Omnipotent]

Omg.... google earth map all your old haunts... see the drastic changes.

 

[Breakfall]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

I don't tip anymore...especially for food delivery. Fuck em... 10 dollar delivery fee for a 5-10 minute drive, plus 3-5 dollars additional because I fall just outside their mapped burbs....THEN you add in the cost of the actual food, which is nuts. 25 bucks for a pizza or 20 bucks for a curry.

They're raking consumers over here...

I always tip no less than 10%...I waited when I was a kid and I remember it being a subservient slog!

 

[Breakfall]

Omg.... google earth map all your old haunts... see the drastic changes.

My uncle was one of the initial project managers and developers of the region. This is going back around ‘92/‘93. :rightON:

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

I don't tip anymore...especially for food delivery. Fuck em... 10 dollar delivery fee for a 5-10 minute drive, plus 3-5 dollars additional because I fall just outside their mapped burbs....THEN you add in the cost of the actual food, which is nuts. 25 bucks for a pizza or 20 bucks for a curry.

They're raking consumers over here...

I always tip no less than 10%...I waited when I was a kid and I remember it being a subservient slog!

I used to tip 20-30% when wages and prices were more realistic but not anymore. And with the huge inflation, the service levels took a dive also.

If somebody is getting 25-30 bucks an hour to wait tables poorly, they can get fucked.

But I do still occasionally give pizza delivery drivers small tips if I know they're getting paid under the table and I often tip bartenders on the first drink for the rest of the night... never in the tip jar, always on the sly....50-70 bucks. They look after you personally and aren't miserly on the pours or rule jockeys (a double becomes a triple)...

 

[Frood]

Omg.... google earth map all your old haunts... see the drastic changes.

My uncle was one of the initial project managers and developers of the region. This is going back around ‘92/‘93. :rightON:

I have Cessna taken video footage of a few suburbs before when they were paddocks in the early 70's, that an ex's father took on his flights...

 

[Breakfall]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

So, you love all of Australia's socialistic programs. And yet you denounce even the suggestion of them in the US.

I know you can't spell hypocrite, because you have brainfail every time that word is written or spoken.

I bet you get no head!

 

[Frood]

I bet she's got a rude head...

 

[Breakfall]

I bet you she has a huge 70’s Tasmanian...