The Succubus/ King Martini Meet Up Thread

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Super Incel?

 

[Master]

Tell me this, Martini.

It's uncomfortably large

How many frickin threads are you going to start about this?

who knows? This has the makings for excellent content.

Unlike the previous nutjob, this one was screened and we're all systems go.

And how bad will it get when she kicks your ass to the curb?

It's a podcast. A nakkd podcast. This could have been you, ya know. I would have ate your ass like a celery stalk but nooooo

And why are you such a narcissist?

Being a go getter is now a narcissist?

It's not my fault I'm adorable

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Super Incel?

More like "hero"

 

[Master]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

Speaking of victims, I wonder why things are posting in threads where they're not wanted?

I sense alot of jelly. Like when the jedis know vader's around

 

[Blazor]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

 

[TheHaze]

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.
[/QUOTE]
Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...
[/QUOTE]

You are wrong,he doesn't talk to any women !

 

[Blazor]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

 

[Master]

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...
[/QUOTE]

You are wrong,he doesn't talk to any women !
[/QUOTE]
That much is obvious.

If I have to hear another grown ass man cry over a broad I'm banging.....

This place is such an incel factory you would think an alpha such as me would be cheered on for actually getting his hands dirty.

The greatest part of all this is how the rabble was all drooling over a pic of a vagina and now, the guy who wasn't, will see it first hand.

Such good shit

 

[Blazor]

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...
[/QUOTE]

You are wrong,he doesn't talk to any women !
[/QUOTE]

This Corona shit is for the birds lol.

I havent been worried about meeting anyone. Been going with the flow. Its rare Im single.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

 

[Blazor]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

 

[Adam Hitler]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Don't believe ya, sorry.

I think Aryan likes you tho...

 

[Adam Hitler]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

Would you be offended if during your intimate, romantic meal at Burger King, Casey tells you that you have some food on your chin and after wiping it, she says "No, the other one" ?

 

[X]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

I consider it offering a service to the lonely women of this community.

Somebody has to be the guy who makes dreams come true.

I'm like the sexual Make a Wish

Pfftttt ...
You've all the charm of a date rapist :OMG4:

 

[Dove]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

Would you be offended if during your intimate, romantic meal at Burger King, Casey tells you that you have some food on your chin and after wiping it, she says "No, the other one" ?

Offended?

She better not tell him where she works or lives lol.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

Would you be offended if during your intimate, romantic meal at Burger King, Casey tells you that you have some food on your chin and after wiping it, she says "No, the other one" ?

Something tells me this happened at a bathhouse where you left your dentures around somebodies nutsack and when someone looked down you told him no, another one.

Slay, queen....slay

 

[Adam Hitler]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

Would you be offended if during your intimate, romantic meal at Burger King, Casey tells you that you have some food on your chin and after wiping it, she says "No, the other one" ?

Something tells me this happened at a bathhouse where you left your dentures around somebodies nutsack and when someone looked down you told him no, another one.

Slay, queen....slay

Yeah, except I don't have false teeth, you do have several chins however.

 

[Master]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

I consider it offering a service to the lonely women of this community.

Somebody has to be the guy who makes dreams come true.

I'm like the sexual Make a Wish

Pfftttt ...
You've all the charm of a date rapist :OMG4:

Hate the game, not the player.

It's not my fault women think of me as sexual currency. I'm just a human atm in that regard

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

Would you be offended if during your intimate, romantic meal at Burger King, Casey tells you that you have some food on your chin and after wiping it, she says "No, the other one" ?

Something tells me this happened at a bathhouse where you left your dentures around somebodies nutsack and when someone looked down you told him no, another one.

Slay, queen....slay

Yeah, except I don't have false teeth, you do have several chins however.

I do?

But you don't deny giving men hummers in bath houses. Check

 

[Adam Hitler]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.

Possibly.

But if thats the case, it would prolly do well that you dont mention Fortnite much lol.

Um....I'm pretty sure you don't talk to too many women's...

On Fortnite? Nah, I dont lol.

I have lady friends, I play music with them. I just havent made any advances on anyone, they all got rings on lol. Im not one to mess around with someone else's lady.

Sorry, I don't believe that for one bit.

As for, um... messing around with someone else's lady...if you don't have qualities to make a women think twice that's all on you.

Sadly, I have that. It's a curse

Believe what you want, I have fun.

Um, I've had my share of that curse too. Wanna know what to do? Tell her no lol. I've had to bat off multiple women when I was married.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

Which is why you prolly have alot of fruit flies.

Hey maybe you and blazor can meet up or something and keep each other company?

Would you be offended if during your intimate, romantic meal at Burger King, Casey tells you that you have some food on your chin and after wiping it, she says "No, the other one" ?

Something tells me this happened at a bathhouse where you left your dentures around somebodies nutsack and when someone looked down you told him no, another one.

Slay, queen....slay

Yeah, except I don't have false teeth, you do have several chins however.

I do?

But you don't deny giving men hummers in bath houses. Check

Some things are so pathetic and ridiculous that they don't even deserve a response.

You know, like your Tinder profile?

 

[X]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

I consider it offering a service to the lonely women of this community.

Somebody has to be the guy who makes dreams come true.

I'm like the sexual Make a Wish

Pfftttt ...
You've all the charm of a date rapist :OMG4:

Hate the game, not the player.

It's not my fault women think of me as sexual currency. I'm just a human atm in that regard

Dude LOL

brag ALL you want .. but your achilles is THAT VOICE lololol
sure if a chick want's to fuck Alvin the Chipmunk you got me beat LMFAO

 

[X]

@Bastard Factory
SIR
I beg you, bring back my laughing emoticons ...how will these IEEDIOts know when I'm laughing at them ??

 

[Bastard Factory]

It Died.
Need to find new ones.

Imgur pulled the plug on a few images here.. notice we have a new, URL favicon?

 

[X]

Well
I'm laughing you fuckers, at every single one o you bastaRds

 

[The Countess]

Well
I'm laughing you fuckers, at every single one o you bastaRds

Don’t laugh at me, X. If I wasn’t already married, I’d go hunt you down and make you wanna get hitched.

 

[realgrimm]

@Bastard Factory
SIR
I beg you, bring back my laughing emoticons ...how will these IEEDIOts know when I'm laughing at them ??

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

 

[Dove]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

Speaking of victims, I wonder why things are posting in threads where they're not wanted?

I sense alot of jelly. Like when the jedis know vader's around

1. You are your own victim's

2. It's just you guys who are petty babies. I don't go to FT so if you want to avoid me, you have a safe space. Otherwise suck it up. You didn't have to show up right after I did. You knew I was here....stop whining.

3. Take a shower and dry very good under the gut. That should get rid of that "jelly" you are sensing.