The Succubus/ King Martini Meet Up Thread

[realgrimm]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

 

[Master]

Ugh, I see the “show ignored content”. Guess she couldn’t let another women get some attention.

It's like that scene in Star Wars where the emperor finds someone younger and more powerful

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Pretty much...

The middle class successfuls are multi millionaires.

Oh yeah Gayran here says we met up.

You left your loofahs here btw

I think I grabbed your toothbrush...

It was chocked full of cat hair and soap scum.

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

I consider it offering a service to the lonely women of this community.

Somebody has to be the guy who makes dreams come true.

I'm like the sexual Make a Wish

MY wish was a decent sized dick that didn't talk a lot.

Is there a review section where I can address the very poor service?

It wasn't mentioned how anyone who enters the Mongtini residence is advised to get vaccinated for Ebola first. :LOL1:

If it’s so dirty, why would someone stay and fuck him in it?

You're asking the wrong person....

 

[Master]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Don't hate.

It's not my fault this community is a buffet for yours truly and I'll sample everything on it with a vagina.

When a bears hungry, he eats

 

[The Countess]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

I don’t think Succubus is a habitual online man seeker. They’ll be fine.

 

[Frood]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Don't hate.

It's not my fault this community is a buffet for yours truly and I'll sample everything on it with a vagina.

When a bears hungry, he eats

That's a huge hairy vagina...


....just sayin'

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

It's you 'Muricans! I've noticed you lot do it way more than people in other countries...

 

[Master]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

I don’t think Succubus is a habitual online man seeker. They’ll be fine.

And when ppl see I'm actually this great guy instead of the one a certain idiot wants everyone to think I am, it will blow the roof off this community.

Whoops

 

[Master]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Don't hate.

It's not my fault this community is a buffet for yours truly and I'll sample everything on it with a vagina.

When a bears hungry, he eats

That's a huge hairy vagina...


....just sayin'

And I'll scrape the plate

 

[Adam Hitler]

That poor cat though......

 

[The Countess]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

I consider it offering a service to the lonely women of this community.

Somebody has to be the guy who makes dreams come true.

I'm like the sexual Make a Wish

MY wish was a decent sized dick that didn't talk a lot.

Is there a review section where I can address the very poor service?

It wasn't mentioned how anyone who enters the Mongtini residence is advised to get vaccinated for Ebola first. :LOL1:

If it’s so dirty, why would someone stay and fuck him in it?

You're asking the wrong person....

You’re a smart guy, Scouse. You know I’m absolutely correct

 

[Frood]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

I don’t think Succubus is a habitual online man seeker. They’ll be fine.

And when ppl see I'm actually this great guy instead of the one a certain idiot wants everyone to think I am, it will blow the roof off this community.

Whoops

[My Inner Flynn] Let love infiltrate your dark hearts! We are all beautiful (except Seamajor). I am buoyant by the well wishes of all you young strapping men who have never had my five head bobbing on your distended beer bellies....and that warms my heart and netherworlds, because I am love incarnate, and I once met downtown Julie Brown in an adjacent cubicle when she needed a Tampax the most. [/My Inner Flynn]

 

[The Countess]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

I don’t think Succubus is a habitual online man seeker. They’ll be fine.

And when ppl see I'm actually this great guy instead of the one a certain idiot wants everyone to think I am, it will blow the roof off this community.

Whoops

I get what you’re saying but fuck her. You saw how she turned mine and cun’T’s drama into her being a victim of it. If that doesn’t show people just how full of shit she is, nothing will. She actually portrayed herself as the victim of some summer long plot to turn them against cunt. Yet She screwed me out of a forum that I actually invested money in. Who should be crying victim here?

 

[The Countess]

This is definitely a great idea and nothing could possibly go wrong! Said no one ever...

At least invest in some clean sheets for that stained mattress of yours this time, huh Chintini?

You know what's weird, I seem to meet up with women's from this community and you only seem to get invites from men.

You really are gay, huh?

You know what's even more weird? People like you who use these forums as some kind of online dating thing.

Most of us just come on here to chat shit and have a laugh, whereas you seem to conduct your entire social and romantic life through these boards.

You act like he’s the only one around here that does this. LOL

It's you 'Muricans! I've noticed you lot do it way more than people in other countries...

You Brits do it too! Especially the Mancs <sniffle>

 

[Adam Hitler]

The one that got away huh? :LOL1:

 

[Dove]

Flea is such a mental case.

So ironic she has to whine everytime I comment on a thread and then make it all about her stupid ass unsolicited opinion of me. She doesn't even understand what even gets said and twists it into her bullshit.

I don't even have the twunt on ignore and I ignore her better than she ignores me and she makes an effort to ignore me lmao. What a toxic idiot.

Who is a victim here? Methinks the projection is next level lol

Me: Hey Flea.....you are pretty fucking stupid, yeah?

Flea: oh muh gawd I see "ignored content"....why is she always crying victim! *lists ways where Flea was victimized by my posts that she ignores* lolz

 

[Frood]

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

 

[Dove]

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

 

[Frood]

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

 

[Dove]

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

Some more trust worthy and less malicious than others.

You haven't noticed there is literally always someone they gotta have some idiotic beef with?

I'm good with them being the other hooker on the corner but not everyone is fit to interact off board with yanno? I'm not even the mad one

Yanno lol

 

[Blazor]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

 

[Blazor]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

 

[LotusBud]

Tell me this, Martini. How many frickin threads are you going to start about this? And how bad will it get when she kicks your ass to the curb? And why are you such a narcissist?

 

[Dove]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

I don’t think Succubus is a habitual online man seeker. They’ll be fine.

And when ppl see I'm actually this great guy instead of the one a certain idiot wants everyone to think I am, it will blow the roof off this community.

Whoops

Dont you think that kind of defeat that purpose when you start attacking me and trying so hard to convince strangers that I'm the "bad" one when otherwise.....pretty much everyone aside from you and the usual toxic drama hounds are more than content to just not read about it or care about it?

Explain why YOU think plastering this all over the internet and getting people to "see you are a good guy" is a normal priority?

Your problem is that YOU are the one who got pissed, drug it to a forum and attempted to influence how others view ME. And you are STILL....to this day, abnormally devoted to that.

This wouldn't be a conversation anywhere if you and your flying monkeys were not discussing it. But yet you feel entitled to endlessly take ridiculous personal jabs and then whine and blame when these jabs get a response. This is seen, you know. I dont talk about you or your asshurt mob.

Its like you think have a right to be pissed because the person you started flinging shit at flung it right back.

Why do you give such massive fucks about what people of forums think? I sure the fuck dont. You brought it and you are keeping it going. If people see you as the asshole nutty ass liar....that's your own damn doing.

I wish you would stop spewing your low self esteem all over in my direction. You are a very controlling and insecure person if this is how you want to force people to see you as a "good guy". You have this whole battle going on that just doesn't exist.

I'm also not sure how you guys trying to look me up, you going on rants about how it was all a troll and that you targeted me so you could sexually exploit me on forums for content makes you look like a "good guy".....that actually makes you look more like a human trafficker and predator. Like if your goal is to look like a good guy .. ...dude. Your conduct is like trying to stay dry by jumping in a pool.

There usually are no "good guys and bad guys". Do you think a nonstop annoying vapid dog piling makes you look like a good guy? Because its just repetitive drivel to everyone else. Me as well.

All you have accomplished is showing everyone except a few gullible people with their own bitter issues who enjoy this garbage why I walked. Like you are advertising it for me. I dont even have to say why even if I wanted to because it's now obvious how petty and rotten and full of shit you are. Look how people are responding to this.

I'm just saying. I dont have fuck all to prove to anyone. I'm not interested in getting anyone to believe me about shit that isnt even anyone's business. That's all 100 percent you. I dont need approval from anyone.... people can think want. I know the truth always shows, so I'm content to let you and your hate club show your own asses.

You guys are pretty childish thinking you have a right to blame me when those you put on this gross show for say what they think about it and it's not what you wanted to hear. Of course that's the mentality of people so stunted mentally that they air their dirty laundry on troll boards. They cannot take the criticism with all that entitled narcissism.

 

[The Countess]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

 

[The Countess]

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

Sure are. I own it like a boss.


That’s the difference here. I own my fuck ups instead of blaming everyone else.

 

[Frood]

Will there be a

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

Sure are. I own it like a boss.


That’s the difference here. I own my fuck ups instead of blaming everyone else.

Me too!

The moment I ever fuck up, I'm owning the shit out of it... :Grin3:

 

[Dove]

As she endlessly blames me for everything lmao.

I always own my mistakes when I make them. But I'll never take responsibility for someone else's behaviour. Ever. No one MAKES anyone do anything. We make those choices.

And I have zero respect for people who pretend to have their shit together when they drag their personal issues with someone to the public forum and lie about it. And I dont cosign that bullshit either.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Im the closest to her, but I got fam-zoned lol.

Eh, you prolly got yourself nerd-zoned.

But don't worry, the incels here can live vicariously thru me.