The Succubus/ King Martini Meet Up Thread

[Succubus]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

No, sweety.....I have "victims"..... :devil1:

 

[Adam Hitler]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

Speaking of victims, I wonder why things are posting in threads where they're not wanted?

I sense alot of jelly. Like when the jedis know vader's around

1. You are your own victim's

2. It's just you guys who are petty babies. I don't go to FT so if you want to avoid me, you have a safe space. Otherwise suck it up. You didn't have to show up right after I did. You knew I was here....stop whining.

3. Take a shower and dry very good under the gut. That should get rid of that "jelly" you are sensing.

Wait wut? Mongtini has fresh running hot water in his dwelling?

 

[LotusBud]

Will there be a

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

Sure are. I own it like a boss.


That’s the difference here. I own my fuck ups instead of blaming everyone else.

Me too!

The moment I ever fuck up, I'm owning the shit out of it... :Grin3:

Um, Yeah, I believe that because, well, I've witnessed you doing that.

















Never.

 

[Frood]

Will there be a

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

Sure are. I own it like a boss.


That’s the difference here. I own my fuck ups instead of blaming everyone else.

Me too!

The moment I ever fuck up, I'm owning the shit out of it... :Grin3:

Um, Yeah, I believe that because, well, I've witnessed you doing that.

















Never.

Eventually I could fuck up... maybe?

 

[Dove]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

No, sweety.....I have "victims"..... :devil1:

And he is a professional one. :ThumbsUp4:

 

[Dove]

On to your next victim then great

So does this mean after you 2 bump uglys we gotta watch some emotional breakdown theatre?

Oh Lord, we gonna be hearing drama from now til 2025 :facepalm:

Succubus doesn’t have a victim complex. I doubt it will go there.

Speaking of victims, I wonder why things are posting in threads where they're not wanted?

I sense alot of jelly. Like when the jedis know vader's around

1. You are your own victim's

2. It's just you guys who are petty babies. I don't go to FT so if you want to avoid me, you have a safe space. Otherwise suck it up. You didn't have to show up right after I did. You knew I was here....stop whining.

3. Take a shower and dry very good under the gut. That should get rid of that "jelly" you are sensing.

Wait wut? Mongtini has fresh running hot water in his dwelling?

I'm running on assumptions lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

We're really gonna meet baby!?

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P.S: I'll take a peppermint mocha Frappuccino, double shot with whipped cream and the little chocolate shavings, please.

SSS
- Don't fuckin' look at me!

 

[Breakfall]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

Get fucked braah...if I could stick my whole head inside a pussy I would! But listen, on a more serious note; you mustn’t bat above your average. You did it with Dove, and then starting weeping and wailing when she gave you the boot, and now you’re trying to suggest sexual antics with Succubus. Your head-piece is not A-grade; your eyes are beady and too close together, your complexion is pasty and red all at the same time; you set the ensemble off with a dodgy teenage “moustache” and your body odour is not kosher I done heardeded. You need a reality-check under-scorer. Pull back on the chick stalking, stop playing The Fortnite like a child, get a haircut, splash some good aftershave on like Old Spice when you snip that try-hard bumfluff off your thin lip, and try having less of a shit behavioural demeanour about you.

And listen again: my money is my business, not yours! You’re a PI fiend and the less information I give you about my wealth, the less jelly you’ll be. Comprehendo el doofus muchacho?

I have spoken...

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

Get fucked braah...if I could stick my whole head inside a pussy I would! But listen, on a more serious note; you mustn’t bat above your average. You did it with Dove, and then starting weeping and wailing when she gave you the boot, and now you’re trying to suggest sexual antics with Succubus. Your head-piece is not A-grade; your eyes are beady and too close together, your complexion is pasty and red all at the same time; you set the ensemble off with a dodgy teenage “moustache” and your body odour is not kosher I done heardeded. You need a reality-check under-scorer. Pull back on the chick stalking, stop playing The Fortnite like a child, get a haircut, splash some good aftershave on like Old Spice when you snip that try-hard bumfluff off your thin lip, and try having less of a shit behavioural demeanour about you.

And listen again: my money is my business, not yours! You’re a PI fiend and the less information I give you about my wealth, the less jelly you’ll be. Comprehendo el doofus muchacho?

I have spoken...

Fuckwit, I'll tell you once;

If I wanted your PI, I'd have it.

Case closed. Nothing you could do about it.

But the truth is, your irrelevant. Stay that way. It's better for you in the long run and chances are it will add a few more years into your hapless life as a viable shit poster on this forum, a forum that I've taken over.

Now, do what you do best, tulip, shit post. Leave the heavy lifting and vagina fingering to my able hands.

(Snaps fingers)

 

[Breakfall]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

Get fucked braah...if I could stick my whole head inside a pussy I would! But listen, on a more serious note; you mustn’t bat above your average. You did it with Dove, and then starting weeping and wailing when she gave you the boot, and now you’re trying to suggest sexual antics with Succubus. Your head-piece is not A-grade; your eyes are beady and too close together, your complexion is pasty and red all at the same time; you set the ensemble off with a dodgy teenage “moustache” and your body odour is not kosher I done heardeded. You need a reality-check under-scorer. Pull back on the chick stalking, stop playing The Fortnite like a child, get a haircut, splash some good aftershave on like Old Spice when you snip that try-hard bumfluff off your thin lip, and try having less of a shit behavioural demeanour about you.

And listen again: my money is my business, not yours! You’re a PI fiend and the less information I give you about my wealth, the less jelly you’ll be. Comprehendo el doofus muchacho?

I have spoken...

Fuckwit, I'll tell you once;

If I wanted your PI, I'd have it.

Case closed. Nothing you could do about it.

But the truth is, your irrelevant. Stay that way. It's better for you in the long run and chances are it will add a few more years into your hapless life as a viable shit poster on this forum, a forum that I've taken over.

Now, do what you do best, tulip, shit post. Leave the heavy lifting and vagina fingering to my able hands.

(Snaps fingers)

You’re a laughing stock little stalker. Go back to diddling with your bumchums Vitty and BluntDork...you don’t belong here!

Your head-piece...not good! I think even @LotusBud ’s blown valve looks more attractive!

 

[Master]

This is my forum now, you regurgitating retard.

What's the matter? You finally figure out all that money you gave this place means fuck all when the only influencer in this community is on board?

Go cry, pussy. Better yet, go cry in another forum. You ain't cut out for this one.


Haw Haw

 

[Breakfall]

This is my forum now, you regurgitating retard.

What's the matter? You finally figure out all that money you gave this place means fuck all when the only influencer in this community is on board?

Go cry, pussy. Better yet, go cry in another forum. You ain't cut out for this one.


Haw Haw

Fucking hell you’re a dreamer, I’ll give you that. You have to know a little about marketing and management if you want to get rich quick. Dweebs like you paddle around in circles and never get ahead. It’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Have you stopped stalking yet? Very shit behaviour. This forum won’t stand for it.

 

[X]

This is my forum now, you regurgitating retard.

What's the matter? You finally figure out all that money you gave this place means fuck all when the only influencer in this community is on board?

Go cry, pussy. Better yet, go cry in another forum. You ain't cut out for this one.


Haw Haw

Fucking hell you’re a dreamer, I’ll give you that. You have to know a little about marketing and management if you want to get rich quick. Dweebs like you paddle around in circles and never get ahead. It’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Have you stopped stalking yet? Very shit behaviour. This forum won’t stand for it.

I told Succubus not to accept any drinks, he's a bartender so roofies are always in this dudes back pocket ... with a voice like that you just KNOW he's gotta cheat by knockin' 'em out ...

 

[Moonpie]

This thread makes me barf

 

[Omnipotent]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

 

[Frood]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

 

[Adam Hitler]

X is right, Mongtini definitely gives off date rape vibes....

Casey, buy your own drinks and stick to bottles!

 

[Omnipotent]

This thread makes me barf

this thread is tame compared to the illegal BDSM thread floating around.

 

[Omnipotent]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

know the expression, old money? That is WA people... I'm from the original settlers...WA has always been rich...

 

[Seamajor]

Will there be a

Or maybe you two could work it out and hang shit on the newbs instead....

How do you "work it out" with someone that didn't even tell you they were mad and then starts blatantly lying about you and attacking on a forum instead? And why would you want to?

She's got me on ignore so she can still take jabs but avoid engaging what I say because she knows she's a shitty lying turn coat like people warned me she was.

I'm really not interested in working out anything with someone like that.....between her and Murd? Are you kidding? Nope. Too much drama and actual nastiness. If they are not hating each other they are hating me and I'm not a revolving door of juvenile bullshit.

Wait until they get mad at each other again. I wonder who will be in the middle of that one....it isn't gonna be me lol. These women are wackjobs.

We are all whackjobs...

Sure are. I own it like a boss.


That’s the difference here. I own my fuck ups instead of blaming everyone else.

Me too!

The moment I ever fuck up, I'm owning the shit out of it... :Grin3:

Um, Yeah, I believe that because, well, I've witnessed you doing that.

















Never.

Eventually I could fuck up... maybe?

What do you mean DD? It’s your life’s saga

 

[Blazor]

...a forum that I've taken over.

 

[Dove]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

Get fucked braah...if I could stick my whole head inside a pussy I would! But listen, on a more serious note; you mustn’t bat above your average. You did it with Dove, and then starting weeping and wailing when she gave you the boot, and now you’re trying to suggest sexual antics with Succubus. Your head-piece is not A-grade; your eyes are beady and too close together, your complexion is pasty and red all at the same time; you set the ensemble off with a dodgy teenage “moustache” and your body odour is not kosher I done heardeded. You need a reality-check under-scorer. Pull back on the chick stalking, stop playing The Fortnite like a child, get a haircut, splash some good aftershave on like Old Spice when you snip that try-hard bumfluff off your thin lip, and try having less of a shit behavioural demeanour about you.

And listen again: my money is my business, not yours! You’re a PI fiend and the less information I give you about my wealth, the less jelly you’ll be. Comprehendo el doofus muchacho?

I have spoken...

Fuckwit, I'll tell you once;

If I wanted your PI, I'd have it.

Case closed. Nothing you could do about it.

See how these people are?

Call them the PI hounds they are and they are and this response is exactly how they view that. They legit think if they go search for your PI and use it as forum material, their opponent will be so humiliated that they will run off.

It's exactly what they do when you succeed in making them aware of how fucking gross and stupid they are.

He is saying "I'm such a big bad ass, and I could stalk you and that makes me feel powerful and you neener neener.....you can't do anything about me stalking you!!"

@Breakfall .....you are supposed to feel intimidated lol.

 

[Master]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

Well service is shit here, too. So that's something both countries have in common.

I've said it before to many a trainee, you gotta earn that money to survive this job. Capping a twist off doesn't entitle you to a buck.

But then again, non tipping countries wouldn't know how to handle great service. It's give and take. If dolts don't tip on great service, they should never be given great service again for the rest of their lives. I make it abundantly clear if you stiff me I don't want you sitting at my bar, and don't ask me for another drink. I'd rather be upfront about it "yeah dude, that foofy daiquiri you wanted took a minute to make, if you can't tip three bucks on that when I'm three deep then take your sissy drink back to your table and have a great evening" once I say have a great evening, your cut the fuck off and if I'm the only bartender, that's it, you won't be getting any alcohol, period. Tell a manager? No manager over rules a bartender, at least none I ever worked with over rules me.

This is why I tip like a rockstar. I leave 20 on a five dollar draft and never wait for a drink ever.

 

[The Countess]

X is right, Mongtini definitely gives off date rape vibes....

Casey, buy your own drinks and stick to bottles!

If you wanna fuck Casey, just say so. Lol

 

[Master]

X is right, Mongtini definitely gives off date rape vibes....

Casey, buy your own drinks and stick to bottles!

If you wanna fuck Casey, just say so. Lol

Aryans gay. Chances are he wants to try her eyeliner.

The desperation of grown ass men cock blocking with the word "rapist" is pathetically hilarious.

There's so much jelly here, male and female.

 

[The Countess]

Cock blocking! That’s the word I was looking for!


I need more coffee

 

[Adam Hitler]

...a forum that I've taken over.

Those Chank kids on Twitch really have swelled this guys ego. :LOL1:

 

[Adam Hitler]

X is right, Mongtini definitely gives off date rape vibes....

Casey, buy your own drinks and stick to bottles!

If you wanna fuck Casey, just say so. Lol

I'm just advising her to be careful, Mongtini defo comes across as the rapey type.

 

[The Countess]

X is right, Mongtini definitely gives off date rape vibes....

Casey, buy your own drinks and stick to bottles!

If you wanna fuck Casey, just say so. Lol

I'm just advising her to be careful, Mongtini defo comes across as the rapey type.

I think thats been proven here not to be the case. I mean think about it....you got bitches on here claiming to have fucked him on a dirty mattress. It’s either one of two things - the D is that good or the bitch has no shame. I don’t see rape anywhere in between.

 

[LotusBud]

If I was single I would fly over and eat her out ( @Succubus ) in a heartbeat. But both my my wife and I already have an invitation when we decide to visit the States. No playa hate braah!

Lol wat?

No you wouldn't. Pussy prolly scares you like a horror movie villain, you stupid simp.

There's a big difference between somebody saying they would do this and that and someone who actually does.

Didn't you say you were a millionaire? Bwhahaha

He is a millionaire.

It's Australia. If you're not a millionaire, you're poor. A basic house costs at a minimum, 600-900 thousand.

So millionaire in Australia is what, middle class in the US?

Our population Chad is 25 million... we have a whole continent to ourselves (try to envision that).... we have 3 trillion $$$ forcibilly saved in superannuation so we can retire in comfort...Where I live homes are more than a million $$$....

But the Aussie dollar is between 60 cents US and the upper 80's... so when they say millionaires, they're looking at a false dichotomy. Plenty of us own our homes outright, have superannuation funds (ie 401k and the pension), and get paid in hyperinflation level salaries and wages.. no matter where we reside, because of the Award Systems (ie minimum wage dictates depending on industry)

Doesn't matter where you live if you can get a job. Yet alternatively, where you live can jack the prices of simple grocery goods by 10-60%, because of the distances and monopolies.

We have no tipping culture here because service is shit, and they built in the tips to the wages...

So, you love all of Australia's socialistic programs. And yet you denounce even the suggestion of them in the US.

I know you can't spell hypocrite, because you have brainfail every time that word is written or spoken.