the woes of a BOUNCER

[Adam Hitler]

Aryan is not only a bouncer, he's a bouncer who claims he has sex with patrons in the washroom.

Low life is low.

He carries roofies hmm?

Nope, you tried accusing me of that back on SG.

 

[Lily]

Aryan is not only a bouncer, he's a bouncer who claims he has sex with patrons in the washroom.

Low life is low.

He carries roofies hmm?

Nope, you tried accusing me of that back on SG.

What kind of woman has sex in a bathroom with you? Gross.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I still have no idea what you faggots are getting excited about....

When I first started working the doors it was great, you were even allowed to drink, but then the rules tightened up and things became a lot stricter.

It was almost like going on a night out and getting paid for it. If Trance and Hard House were being played it was a massive bonus because I love that kind of music and half the time we'd almost be as wrecked as the clubbers were chewing their faces off on e's. Then there was the lucrative side earner of catching randomers in there who were dealing without permission and needless to say the confiscated merchandise was usually split evenly among us, depending of course who I was working with.

It's all different now though and I suspect with all this covid passport bollocks the government is trying to implement, working on the doors of clubs and bars will just be one big headache.

So... "working the doors" was great in the beginning?

Free booze 'n' dope on the job? But now you'll actually have to start earning that £5/hour by paying attention while "working the doors"?

What are you, like 18 years old or something?

Closer to 40 than 18, maybe even older. Sad hmm?

I'm nearly 20 years younger than you, Chunkzilla.

 

[X]

Aryan is not only a bouncer, he's a bouncer who claims he has sex with patrons in the washroom.

Low life is low.

He carries roofies hmm?

Naww LOL more like he follows the pack, waits for the weak one to break from the crowd
than ..

BLAMO !!

 

[UncleDiLF]

X the grey haired filth. Acting as a piodiophobe

 

[X]

@UncleDiLF
Manager of the penis head polishing factory acting as a non-tard

 

[Adam Hitler]

X the grey haired filth. Acting as a piodiophobe

I think we should start a gofundme for the old fella so he can afford to buy some new clothes.....

I'm not joking when I say that the homeless in my town dress better than he does.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ok, I hereby claim this thread as a tribute to Trance, Euro and Hard House music....

Enjoy;

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[X]

BURY THE SHAME !!

 

[Adam Hitler]

There's no need for a guy to be ashamed ofgrey hair and a bald patch at your age dewd, calm down.

Just relax and listen to the tunes, the music will sooth your anxiety....

 

[X]

lol

just look @ that style dewd !!

 

[Adam Hitler]

My grandpa would be mega gel, if he were still alive.

 

[X]

ha ha I have SUCH a Love hate thing with you you faggOt

BOUNCER !!

 

[Lily]

lol

just look @ that style dewd !!

Did you borrow Trump's sharpie?

 

[Master]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

 

[Admin.]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Aryan never learned how to spell flouncer.

 

[Master]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Aryan never learned how to spell flouncer.

As somebody who has worked the industry his entire life, I can tell you with certainty Aryan isn't a bouncer.

If he's trying to play the internet tough guy, he's failed like an expert.

He should have been more authentic and said he was a janitor. That, I would believe.

 

[X]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Ha ha just because you're a KNOB gobbling COWARD doen;t mean we all are hmmkay ..it's really quite a simple story, are'REAL BOUNCERS' SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING YOU nutsac ?? the faggit that thinks he has power over others caught me I punched him .. you would have most likely sucked his dick

 

[Master]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Ha ha just because you're a KNOB gobbling COWARD doen;t mean we all are hmmkay ..it's really quite a simple story, are'REAL BOUNCERS' SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING YOU nutsac ?? the faggit that thinks he has power over others caught me I punched him .. you would have most likely sucked his dick

Save your fucking tall tales, gimp. If you threw hands at one bouncer you would have been beaten down by all of them, you stupid, lying mong.

Who are you trying to impress with this delusion?

 

[X]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Ha ha just because you're a KNOB gobbling COWARD doen;t mean we all are hmmkay ..it's really quite a simple story, are'REAL BOUNCERS' SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING YOU nutsac ?? the faggit that thinks he has power over others caught me I punched him .. you would have most likely sucked his dick

Save your fucking tall tales, gimp. If you threw hands at one bouncer you would have been beaten down by all of them, you stupid, lying mong.

Who are you trying to impress with this delusion?

ha ha

impress
with a story from my youth ? I'm sorry it doesn't involve a dick and a video game which is much more your speed big feller but I can assure you every word is true ... as well as the part about you sucking him off had it been you

 

[X]

 

[Master]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Ha ha just because you're a KNOB gobbling COWARD doen;t mean we all are hmmkay ..it's really quite a simple story, are'REAL BOUNCERS' SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING YOU nutsac ?? the faggit that thinks he has power over others caught me I punched him .. you would have most likely sucked his dick

Save your fucking tall tales, gimp. If you threw hands at one bouncer you would have been beaten down by all of them, you stupid, lying mong.

Who are you trying to impress with this delusion?

ha ha

impress
with a story from my youth ? I'm sorry it doesn't involve a dick and a video game which is much more your speed big feller but I can assure you every word is true ... as well as the part about you sucking him off had it been you

In that rotting shell of a thing you call a mind, perhaps.

But irl, nah.

The term is called “weird flex”. Some convoluted story about going full on pro wrestler with a bouncer just doesn’t cut it from somebody who works in the industry.

Unless…..of course you went to a bar filled with sissies. That, I could believe. You would fit right in with a bunch of corn fed purse swingers.

But seriously, reading between the lines of this fragile synopsis I’m betting they rang the bell behind the bar and some dude palmed your head and used you for a midget toss.

sayin

 

[X]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

 

[Master]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

That’s not a bar.

That’s a dive.

Now I 100% believe you are full of a shit cocktail

 

[X]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Ha ha just because you're a KNOB gobbling COWARD doen;t mean we all are hmmkay ..it's really quite a simple story, are'REAL BOUNCERS' SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING YOU nutsac ?? the faggit that thinks he has power over others caught me I punched him .. you would have most likely sucked his dick

Save your fucking tall tales, gimp. If you threw hands at one bouncer you would have been beaten down by all of them, you stupid, lying mong.

Who are you trying to impress with this delusion?

ha ha

impress
with a story from my youth ? I'm sorry it doesn't involve a dick and a video game which is much more your speed big feller but I can assure you every word is true ... as well as the part about you sucking him off had it been you

In that rotting shell of a thing you call a mind, perhaps.

But irl, nah.

The term is called “weird flex”. Some convoluted story about going full on pro wrestler with a bouncer just doesn’t cut it from somebody who works in the industry.

Unless…..of course you went to a bar filled with sissies. That, I could believe. You would fit right in with a bunch of corn fed purse swingers.

But seriously, reading between the lines of this fragile synopsis I’m betting they rang the bell behind the bar and some dude palmed your head and used you for a midget toss.

sayin

full wrestler ??
a drunken leap, a landing an ensuing punch and run you cheesey dick... get off my case fruitlOOp LOL

fuck it just drives me ANUTS that a dude with a Slvester voice is hasslin' moi ha ha ha ha I slap your voice straight

 

[X]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

That’s not a bar.

That’s a dive.

Now I 100% believe you are full of a shit cocktail

drank with Sabastin Bach a few times there, was a friend of my buddys, does that burn you under your knob you faggiT LOLOLOL

I love that you get bothered by my TRUE STORIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[X]

That 'dive' was a fucking trip !
hit of acid, quart size beer bottles and the dismantling of BOUNCERS