Wasn't this thread about soft little girls, like the silly bitch who posted it?
Oh good, then I have reason to post here.
Goes like this: I hunt cute girls - s'what I'm all about. Welp, on one sunny day, I came across another randy lil' honey who was eager to fuck, not just fuck around with mid-life crisis men for fun like many so often do.
We met up in her high school mop closet, which we quickly made stink like
hot sex instead of wet dog. I shot thick snot up her tight little twat before laying down a loooong line of pink Himalayan salt on the squalid floor, which slugs love frolicking in. It wasn't all that soothing to her after all the damage I'd done, but a deal's a fucking deal, am I right?
SSS
- the most modest man, ever.