Things that you hate -

[Swamp-Duck]

Cunts who cross the road between parked cars, just walk out in front of you then throw you daggers like it’s your fault...next time I ain’t stopping, I’ll be splattering brains into the tarmac...

 

[Seamajor]

Co-op Taxi drivers here. Always stopping in the middle of road.

 

[Frood]

People who drive erratically in the passing lane...

 

[LotusBud]

Liars and cheaters.

I chose the more concise version. see above

Liars and cheaters like Biggie Bankster.

 

[The Cuntess]

Dieting

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

 

[The Cuntess]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

 

[Seamajor]

Dudes in yoga pants

 

[The Cuntess]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

 

[The Cuntess]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

 

[Master Pu]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

 

[Master Pu]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

 

[Master Pu]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

Rocks?

 

[Frood]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

Rocks?

Put your testicles away, old man...

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

Rocks?

Nope, neat lol.

 

[The Cuntess]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

Awwww that would be sweet! I hate that we can’t have a huge party, but we have a BBQ grill and a backyard. Just our family and that’s ok.

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

Awwww that would be sweet! I hate that we can’t have a huge party, but we have a BBQ grill and a backyard. Just our family and that’s ok.

Fuck restrictions, have a party! Let her/him have friends over! Family great, but make sure they friends included too. Its depressing enough for a kid in these times, my heart goes out to them.

 

[Succubus]

Bitches that NEVER shut the fuck up!!!!!!!

 

[Master Pu]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

Rocks?

Nope, neat lol.

Glass?

 

[Blazor]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

Rocks?

Nope, neat lol.

Glass?

It depends, if its the bourbon, then shot glass, if its Scotch, I pour a few shots into a small glass, and sip it.

 

[Master Pu]

Dieting

You never listen to me!!!!

I tried to get ya to have fun at SG, didnt listen.
I tried to get ya to adjust your diet so you were happy, didnt listen.

When will you learn Chica!

I want a huge ass cheeseburger!! With bacon

I know. I never listen lol

Oooooh, that sounds good! With extra bacon! And some sweet potato fries!

Then all ya gotta do, is eat fish or chicken tomorrow lol. Trust me!!!

Do you wanna die in a car crash tomorrow, and the last thing you ate was a water chestnut? Get with it! lol (knocks on wood that you dont wind up in a car crash lol)

We’re getting Hawaiian bbq! Having a little bday bbq for one of the kiddos do diet on hold now til Sunday :ROFL3:

Hahaha, there ya go! Enjoy! And a happy bday to the kiddo lol.

Now I feel like a damn blimp. It was worth it.

Lol, then you ate too much hahahaha. But if it was worth it, it was worth it! Celebrations only come around only so often, its important to have a good time and be there in the moment.

FUCK! I left my fiddle at work, I was gonna do a vocaroo, with my fiddle, playing happy birthday. Tomorrow I shall!!!!!

You drink Bourbon or Whiskey?

Both, bourbon whiskey lol. I plan to get some Scotch this weekend, which is WHISKY! No E.

Brand?
Mixer?

Right now, its Benchmark, which is Buffalo Trace, but cheaper, and aged only 4 years instead of 8. I dont need no mixer lol. I just chase it lol.

I'll be getting Loprhoaig as far as the Scotch. SSS turned me on to that one. Sooooo good. Nice and smoky.

Rocks?

Nope, neat lol.

Glass?

It depends, if its the bourbon, then shot glass, if its Scotch, I pour a few shots into a small glass, and sip it.

Alright. I wasn't sure if you were a pint bottle guy or not.

 

[Seamajor]

A half pint is perfect back pocket size.

 

[Master Pu]

A half pint is perfect back pocket size.

Yukon Jack was good carrying around winter booze.
Didn't take much.

 

[Seamajor]

My favorite is Remy Martin. Can you send me some?

 

[Master Pu]

My favorite is Remy Martin. Can you send me some?

They don't have that there?