This or That?

Leave it to you to ask unpleasant questions that I'd rather not think about or answer. Neither, I'd prefer they had minty breath. If it has to be between bad breath or a fart I'd choose bad breath, and I'd most likely vomit from that, too.

Die sober and aware or die drunk and unaware?
 
Paper

Work in the garden (including picking up dog shit) or wash windows?
 
Probably train at this point although there is no where a train can get to from here that I wanna visit.

sports car or truck?
 
Night

Ride a horse or ride a motorcycle off road?