This or That?

[RAVEN]

Know it all.

Swallow a live fish and feel it wiggle down, or stick an eel up your arse and feel it wiggle out ?

I'd swallow it.. but NOT with my ass..lol
Fish or chicken?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fish.

Dammed if you do or dammed if you don’t ?

 

[realgrimm]

Don't(less work)


only 1 liquid for everything...buttermilk or vinegar

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Buttermilk.

Be invisible and able to walk through walls or see dead people ?

 

[knife wielder]

Invisible and walk through walls, easily!

high brow humor or low brow humor?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Anything funny.

Would you rather fight a full horse sized duck, or a hundred duck sized horses ?

 

[RAVEN]

The horse size duck....
Sleep in or early riser (weekend)

 

[skinofevil]

Sleep in. Then again, as a freelance writer, I can actually just sleep any damn time I please, so...

Broken glass under a fingernail or a drop of sriracha in yer pee hole?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fingernail.

All cars are banned, donkey or little tricycle?

 

[skinofevil]

Donkey. So I can name it Donkey. And talk to it in a Shrek voice.

Grog or bumbo?

 

[RAVEN]

sure :)

Eat a bowl of rabbit turds or swallow a live frog lmao!!

 

[skinofevil]

Frogger's goin' gut-swimmin'. No promises he stays down, though.

Drink a measuring cup of gasoline or eat a spoonful of split pea soup that's been injected into, then expelled from, a fat woman's butthole?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gas .

Chew on a nigirans fungus toenails or eat jelly made of HIV piss ?

 

[RAVEN]

Sorry.. I would do neither one :/ I'd rather blow my own head off :)
you're on a sinking ship... room for 1 more passenger on a life boat.. There is you and a bunch of children.. save yourself or let a child have the seat?

 

[Scott]

I'd keep my seat, without an adult telling them what to do they'll be drinking ocean water in no time.
Set alarm to radio or buzzer?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I set mine to an old style car horn

clue or monopoly ?

 

[skinofevil]

Clue. Monopoly is monotonous.

Anal from a leper or oral from a TB patient?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

TB , I’ve had my shots.

Beg on the streets or sell your arse ?

 

[skinofevil]

Beg. Probably less money, but nothing goes in muh butt.

Free gas for life or free doughnuts for life?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gas.

Bounce on a trampoline with a naked nonce with diarrhoea or be stuck up a tree with rapist monkeys ?

 

[knife wielder]

Beg. Probably less money, but nothing goes in muh butt.

Free gas for life or free doughnuts for life?

Free gas for life!

homemade meals or fast food?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Home made meals


Stupid or butt ugly?

 

[TheHaze]

Stupid

small natural tits or big plastic tits ?

 

[UPYOURKILT]

Small natural tits-natural is best
eat dog shit or cat shit?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Neither.

Jack-off or fuck?

 

[UPYOURKILT]

Fuck-of course
drink until you pass out or pop as many pills as you can?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Them days are gone lol, just weed now.

Swim with sharks or enter a lions enclosure?

 

[Scott]

I'll go with the lions.
Night owl or a day person?

 

[UPYOURKILT]

Night Owl...I don't do mornings lol
go fishing or go swimming?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Swimming.

Suck off a Jew, or be frozen in the wastelands of Siberia?