This or That?

skinofevil

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Sleep in. Then again, as a freelance writer, I can actually just sleep any damn time I please, so...

Broken glass under a fingernail or a drop of sriracha in yer pee hole?
 

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sure :)

Eat a bowl of rabbit turds or swallow a live frog lmao!!
 

skinofevil

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Frogger's goin' gut-swimmin'. No promises he stays down, though.

Drink a measuring cup of gasoline or eat a spoonful of split pea soup that's been injected into, then expelled from, a fat woman's butthole?
 

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Sorry.. I would do neither one :/ I'd rather blow my own head off :)
you're on a sinking ship... room for 1 more passenger on a life boat.. There is you and a bunch of children.. save yourself or let a child have the seat?
 

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I'd keep my seat, without an adult telling them what to do they'll be drinking ocean water in no time.
Set alarm to radio or buzzer?
 

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Gas.

Bounce on a trampoline with a naked nonce with diarrhoea or be stuck up a tree with rapist monkeys ?
 

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small natural tits or big plastic tits ?