This thread is not about Dovey!

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Whits dat Scoundy laddie like like wiff his common sense and such!

 

[The Countess]

Oh shut up, you ninny

Snarf.

your mom

 

[The Scoundrel]

That fahget couldn't even afford a monopoly set...

The lending library is running overdraft schemes to homosexual skip dwellers in the Greater Chicago area (oxymoron noted) and Poof fulfilled the demographic well.

 

[The Scoundrel]

your mom

Snarf your Mom?

I don't think I'd like to do that.

She probably smells like a breakfast burrito and boiled cabbage whilst being a human alternative to objects capable of creating a solar eclipse (she's fat)

 

[The Countess]

your mom

Snarf your Mom?

I don't think I'd like to do that.

She probably smells like a breakfast burrito and boiled cabbage whilst being a human alternative to objects capable of creating a solar eclipse (she's fat)

She’s dead, Jughead

 

[Lily]

your mom

Snarf your Mom?

I don't think I'd like to do that.

She probably smells like a breakfast burrito and boiled cabbage whilst being a human alternative to objects capable of creating a solar eclipse (she's fat)

She’s dead, Jughead

People around here don't seem to have any respect.

 

[The Scoundrel]

She’s dead, Jughead

So's mine plate face.

Were you pointing that out as a badge of honour or laying claim to a similarity between us that you fail to achieve in being a member of the same species?

 

[Dove]

So this second eviction ....based on what theyve posted....was either Christmas of 2019....or Christmas of 2020.

No clue which one they said.

Christmas of 2019 was a really good Christmas. Definately no eviction. We actually spent a bit more than normal that year on the kids.

It's just fucking weird lol. I dont understand the motive behind posting shit like that but then again I'm not a wack job.

It's got fuck all to do with him or anybody else... He's clearly dying to see you miserable to give him some satisfaction which is the pure definition of TOXIC! His life's shit so everyone elses must be shit, I know a few like that too...

True true but that ain't ever gonna happen lmao

I'm just not miserable. Not ashamed of myself. Im good.

He needs to deal with him lol

 

[X]

 

[Dove]

Dovzo be having meltie after meltie….

Gotta suck huh that nobody wanted your ass anywhere near their real life, eh?

Haw Haw

Who?

Who is "nobody"?

Is this the part where you pretend I'm the one trying to insert myself into YOUR real life as you go trying to dig up info and call people in MINE?

Lmao get help.

 

[The Countess]

She’s dead, Jughead

So's mine plate face.

Were you pointing that out as a badge of honour or laying claim to a similarity between us that you fail to achieve in being a member of the same species?

Plate face? Let’s see your face, Ozzy

 

[Dove]

She’s dead, Jughead

So's mine plate face.

Were you pointing that out as a badge of honour or laying claim to a similarity between us that you fail to achieve in being a member of the same species?

Plate face? Let’s see your face, Ozzy

I read his posts in his voice and it's awesome

 

[X]

She’s dead, Jughead

So's mine plate face.

Were you pointing that out as a badge of honour or laying claim to a similarity between us that you fail to achieve in being a member of the same species?

Plate face? Let’s see your face, Ozzy

 

[The Countess]

She’s dead, Jughead

So's mine plate face.

Were you pointing that out as a badge of honour or laying claim to a similarity between us that you fail to achieve in being a member of the same species?

Plate face? Let’s see your face, Ozzy

I read his posts in his voice and it's awesome

He gets pissed when I remind him of it

 

[Adam Hitler]

I LOL'd pretty hard at the Ozzy Osbourne reference when I first heard it...

 

[Dove]

Scoundral is far more coherent but sounds like him!

Dont get mad S, it's hot lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I've never heard him speak, but scousers generally most certainly do not sound anything like Ozzy Osbourne. LOL

 

[The Scoundrel]

I read his posts in his voice and it's awesome

He gets pissed when I remind him of it

Why would I be pissed?

To your tiny little mind I sound 'Awesome' anyway and I can only play to the available audience.

Whether your delusion endows me with a Brummie accent or not is of little concern. Personnaly I struggled to geographically place your generic Beanerspeak Murican accent other than to say it normally belongs to somebody asking if I want fries with that or inquiring if I want fresh towels.

 

[The Countess]

I read his posts in his voice and it's awesome

He gets pissed when I remind him of it

Why would I be pissed?

To your tiny little mind I sound 'Awesome' anyway and I can only play to the available audience.

Whether your delusion endows me with a Brummie accent or not is of little concern. Personnaly I struggled to geographically place your generic Beanerspeak Murican accent other than to say it normally belongs to somebody asking if I want fries with that or asking if I want fresh towels.

Yup, you is pissed.

 

[Dove]

I read his posts in his voice and it's awesome

He gets pissed when I remind him of it

Why would I be pissed?

To your tiny little mind I sound 'Awesome' anyway and I can only play to the available audience.

Whether your delusion endows me with a Brummie accent or not is of little concern. Personnaly I struggled to geographically place your generic Beanerspeak Murican accent other than to say it normally belongs to somebody asking if I want fries with that or inquiring if I want fresh towels.

Flea doesnt have any accent! Shes got a bit of a CA tinge and she talks fast but no accent!

To you we probably both have one lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

I've never heard him speak, but scousers generally most certainly do not sound anything like Ozzy Osbourne. LOL

I don't sound Scouse either mate. More of a slightly posh Lancastrian. i've never spoken whilst in a state bad enough that my voice could be comparable to that of the experimental chemist's guinea Pig that is John on a good day.

 

[The Scoundrel]

To you we probably both have one lol

Nah. We're bombarded with American TV and those who don't identify with the Mid Atlantic drawl process are reasonably easy to fit on a map.

Until 30 years ago you all thought we talked like BBC news presenters anyway.

That musta bin a shock.

 

[Dove]

When I spoke to Scoundral I was doing a home cold turkey detox from suboxone(that i was given by my doctor for PAIN. I needed a longer term option for a bit and didnt want to risk relapsing with pills. It was actually a really bad decision and that cold turkey cut off was NO joke lol)

So I might have just heard Ozzy because of that lol

 

[Dove]

To you we probably both have one lol

Nah. We're bombarded with American TV and those who don't identify with the Mid Atlantic drawl process are reasonably easy to fit on a map.

Until 30 years ago you all thought we talked like BBC news presenters anyway.

That musta bin a shock.

Nope! I've actually met a good handful of people who came here from various places in the UK. England mostly.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Until 30 years ago you all thought we talked like BBC news presenters anyway.

Or Jeeves and Wooster....

Tally ho old chap!

 

[X]

you do tawk like that

 

[The Countess]

I've never heard him speak, but scousers generally most certainly do not sound anything like Ozzy Osbourne. LOL

I don't sound Scouse either mate. More of a slightly posh Lancastrian. i've never spoken whilst in a state bad enough that my voice could be comparable to that of the experimental chemist's guinea Pig that is John on a good day.

Don’t be insulted. Deb sounds like that too lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

I've never heard him speak, but scousers generally most certainly do not sound anything like Ozzy Osbourne. LOL

I don't sound Scouse either mate. More of a slightly posh Lancastrian. i've never spoken whilst in a state bad enough that my voice could be comparable to that of the experimental chemist's guinea Pig that is John on a good day.

Don’t be insulted. Deb sounds like that too lol

@Flea. Bwahahaha. I think (Southerner) Deb may be even more baffled than me Lol

@ Dove Did I sound like they'd slowed the tape and recorded me in a massive Live Room? Yeah, I've had that trip.

@ X. Indeed. BBC newsreaders all.

 

[Dove]

I've never heard him speak, but scousers generally most certainly do not sound anything like Ozzy Osbourne. LOL

I don't sound Scouse either mate. More of a slightly posh Lancastrian. i've never spoken whilst in a state bad enough that my voice could be comparable to that of the experimental chemist's guinea Pig that is John on a good day.

Don’t be insulted. Deb sounds like that too lol

@Flea. Bwahahaha. I think (Southerner) Deb may be even more baffled than me Lol

@ Dove Did I sound like they'd slowed the tape and recorded me in a massive Live Room? Yeah, I've had that trip.

@ X. Indeed. BBC newsreaders all.

Yeah kinda lol

It was a rough few months honestly. Those first two weeks were HELL.

 

[The Scoundrel]

It was a rough few months honestly. Those first two weeks were HELL.

I came off Subbies cold and yeah the first two weeks were hell. Locked in a room with tins of beans, bottled water and a bucket for bodily fluids (of which there were many). Didn't even think to stock up with paracetamol which I regretted almost immediately but I must admit that after two weeks I was dione and felt pretty good. First day out I did have a massive vitamin injection and that helped. I did it once. I'm not stupid enough to go back for seconds.