Touch grass challenge/Win red upgrade

[Kirk]

The challenge is to go outside and touch some grass. You must also get printer paper or something to write on and write your mark and Bastard Factory on it as a certificate of authenticity. Photograph your hand touching the grass and make sure the Certificate of authenticity is also in the picture; no need to include your entire body, face, bald head or white corvette in the photo. Post photo in this thread. People are not impressed about supposed Olympic sized swimming pools, your silly kitchen, ect, but they will ne shocked, amazed and astounded if you can touch grass.


Everyone who completes this challenge will receive a free site supporter 2024 upgrade, if you do not already have one, from one of the other many millionaires who post at BF, you also will get the satisfaction and joy of actually going outside...providing even more incentive to try this challenge.

Disclaimer: The odds that anyone can complete this challenge are one in one million.

 

[Admin.]

I do not have ready access to grass, is sand ok?

 

[Lily]

I go outside everyday. My garden wouldn't survive without me tending to it.

The tomatoes are delicious this year and adding those fresh herbs to my recipes, simply divine.

Maybe I'll take a picture of one of my lovely plants.

eta: My lovely Calibrachoa "Pink Lemonade"

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I touched my neighbor's grass.


I was out of breath a couple of minutes later from running because he brought out his shotgun.


I want my red status to be a deeper shade of red.

 

[Kirk]

I spent all day making the certificate of authentity using printer paper...I will be heading into the woods soon to look around and find some grass.

 

[Admin.]

I spent all day making the certificate of authentity using printer paper...I will be heading into the woods soon to look around and find some grass.

Thank You, for your service.

 

[Admin.]

I go outside everyday. My garden wouldn't survive without me tending to it.

The tomatoes are delicious this year and adding those fresh herbs to my recipes, simply divine.

Maybe I'll take a picture of one of my lovely plants.

eta: My lovely Calibrachoa "Pink Lemonade"

flowers purdy!

 

[Alticus]

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[Corky]

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Wants to lick and eat your grass. I won't cut it though. You'd have to pay me $$$$$ for that Jackass.

 

[Alticus]

Wants to lick and eat your grass. I won't cut it though. You'd have to pay me $$$$$ for that Jackass.

You've got to pay ME. :)

 

[Admin.]

Shh, quiet down Hulk fucking Hogan is speaking on the teevee, for Trump!

MAGA!

 

[Lily]

flowers purdy!

Yeah, they're annuals in colder climates, but acting like perennials here.

 

[Corky]

You've got to pay ME. :)

You told me on my Marvin account through PM you'd give me a thousand an hour. So make it 24k kk? thanks baby.

 

[The Prowler]

I have analyzed all the handwriting in this thread and it is conclusive:

You are all retarded.

 

[Admin.]

I have analyzed all the handwriting in this thread and it is conclusive:

You are all retarded.

But has your wife been fed in the last 20 minutes?

 

[Kirk]

I'm heading into the woods.

 

[Kirk]

I have completed the challenge...

Give me my prizes please!

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is the gayest thread I've seen in a long time.

 

[Admin.]

This is the gayest thread I've seen in a long time.

As the sovereign of all things gay, Bastard Factory defers to your depth of knowledge .

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^Homosexual.

 

[Admin.]

^^Homosexual.

Note how the dim bulb’s self pwn dumb fuckedly called himself a rent boy. Lol!

 

[Garraty_47]

I was going to play, just for gigglez, but it's been raining all day.

I've been *on* grass but wore shoes because damp toes are not in the to-do list this morning and neither is a wet phone just so I can take a picture for poasting in BF.

 

[The Prowler]

You people see to have a lot of weeds.

You should be taking care of your lawn maintenance instead of getting slapped silly on Bastard Factory.

 

[Admin.]

You people see to have a lot of weeds.

You should be taking care of your lawn maintenance instead of getting slapped silly on Bastard Factory.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Kirk]

I did not know Gary had no thumb.

 

[Garraty_47]

I did not know Gary had no thumb.

I actually have three of them... two on my elbows and one just below my right nipple.

 

[Kirk]

Where is my prize?

 

[The Prowler]

I did not know Gary had no thumb.

And no arms!!!!!