Types of Forum Trolls

[Cookie Monster]

Oi Cookie! Lol. I’ve met “moderators” like you before on various “troll” forums. And each and everyone of you will resort to their piss-weak powers that may enable you to have the supposed upper hand as such. You can’t play with a full deck…ever. So don’t run around here thinking that you’re all this and that. Fucking hell…your head is a laugh and a half in itself. You couldn’t troll even if you fucking tried you nerdy little cunt and a half…. @Cookie Monster

If your going to lose your shit can you try to hold it together enough for one place? You may like following me around but nah, I'm not following you, TIA fag.

 

[Breakfall]

If your going to lose your shit can you try to hold it together enough for one place? You may like following me around but nah, I'm not following you, TIA fag.

Dafuq? You’re the fucking one following me around you knob_artist! Obviously you’ve chosen me to glean a bit of attention from our audience, but you’re going about it the wrong way you…you…you limp biscuit. Go eat some dick, wipe that cum from your dire head and come back with a fresh approach you boring faggot.

 

[Frood]

So much cum on head referencing in this thread... it boggles the mind's third eye (or foggels in the absence of goggles).

Snowball each other and get back to pearl shots in cunny canyons?

 

[Breakfall]

I’ll like to put my hand up for the sexiest troll!

 

[Frood]

Many walls were punched in this segment of Vocaroo Venting....



Blandy may have even glassed a sofa cushion and dry humped it until the stuffing fused with his pubes...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Entrepreneur Troll spotted, right under YouTube’s noses: Steven Segal. Check it out.

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Don’t trust me or any of the links I post? Nice. IMBd search Segal if you must. You’ll notice that he made SEVEN movies in 2016 alone. No, I won’t bother telling you folks about any of them, I’ll just explain how he is a genuine, hardworking master trollop.

Posters across the internet are still talking about that fat, fake hair havin’ fuck because he wants them to. He has no reason for anyone to keep an eye out for him, except to keep his life and memories alive to this day despite outgrowing them, literally.

Here’s a great video about him you should watch for the laughs. Space Ice is hilarious and sounds just like KM, so I subscribe to it. Anyway, watch this epic throwdown:



*block 4 is a fucking paid addy for some shit, skip it and go right to the 5th one to keep smiling.

All of Space Ice's videos are great, and each one involving JCVD are priceless. He brutally shames Segul movies but the guy is too busy being funny to realize SS trolled his ass, along with just about everybody else. His only real competition in that rare, prestigious film art is the best in the business – Neil Breen. Fight!!!



Go on, laugh about how shitty the douche is, because he continues to want/need you to. He and the Breenious both motivate me to make a movie myself, considering Breen manned-up and did everything by himself as far as all the important shit while Segal didn’t do anything, at all. Stevie Blunder can’t even mumble his terrible lines correctly or sensibly and has some high voice havin’ Ozzy actually dub over his moving(ish) lips.

Segal is a master indeed – at staying on all sorts of people’s minds to this very day despite being a talentless fat creep. I love him…


SSS
- Taking notes.

 

[Bastard Factory]

A few TROLLin' screennames and phrases that I've discovered or meshed together over the years.

The ones I'll share...

corrupted
Gush
Anonymous
Gears
bone closet
Impared
ROOM 101
BASTARDIZATION
M80
FACTORY DEFECTS
Hype
mood

defected
FRESH MEAT
Land of Confusion
Roll Troll
Safety Spam
No homosexuals or women allowed!
Happy Ending
User Friend Lee
Prison Sex
Nigganometry
Hazardous
machine
Boy
Bull
Space
Gridlock
Crash
Internet Police
Viral Spiral
Whine Culture
ObnoXiouS
Hog
My Little Pwny
BIG
Addict
Lord
Anti-
LOL
Kiddo
Magnus
B O S S
R A W
Mayor
EGO

Ultra

BOOM BOOM

Bastard

Niggy

Zomby

Meat

Landlord

Admiral

King

Mister

Diesel

Junkie

Bully

Bong

Ugly

Velvet

Cold

fuck

Jolly

Gutsy

Pimp

Rumor

menace

Epic

Fuel

Furious

Gooey

Plan B.

monster

Malice

JoJo

Aggressor

Random

Hi Guy

K2LU

Orion

Animal

Ripple

Munkey

Khash

Cosmic

Attitude

Prince

General ___________

Billy Artillery

Dollface

Gia DiMarco

Retrogirl

Chynna

CinnamonGirl

Mistress

Suzy Mack

Suzanna Mack

Emma Mack

Olivia Mack

Svetlana

Brometheus

Bitchtits

Bastardo

Stunna

Snoot

Suckafoo

George from Pizza Hut

Pissy Baby

Tommy Balls

Boy King

Duckee

Boy Sherman

Tumtum

Dumball

Gr8ness

Ronnie the Pig

Jack Flash

crazy cripple

Gun Slingin Pimp

Lord of the Hobbits

Junk Parade

Hail Damage

Notorious

Max Fightmaster

Yummy Bunny

Your Hero

Al_Capwn

Lolly

tastethecock

soggy vag

COW JUICE

Pookey

FAIL

Sid Swagger

cheesebox

NO LUBE

VaginaBloodFarts

NAMBLA_GAMBLA

King JackOff

AnalHerpes

Electromagnetic Cheerleader

Pimptastic Waterloo

Harvey Keitel's Penis

Bloody Halitosis

Ice Cold

StinkyPoon

OMGgaybacon

ShortBusBully

icbrokeppl witha picture of that creepy kid from the sixth sense

ThroatPube

OJlovedNicole

chinsugar

B4IFURU18?

Clown Meat

Value Clown

Muppet Liberation Front

Princess Tinymeat

Dirty Dick

Ricky Rehab

Gooch

i eat she cooks

subliminaL

LOL Thief

USICKDUCK

CATPUBES

Punch Clock

Boo Boo

OJ

piss and moan

Kiss & Swallow

Whipped & Beaten

(_)_)===BiGDiCK===D

( . )Y( . ) or GTFO

Pain & Suffering

cupcake killer

Dickie Moe

Spamela

muthafucka

Retard Strength

Village Superstar

sausage KING

Shamrock

Madhouse Moe

God Mode

Sex Goat

Furry Pleasure

Piss Monkey

Evil Genius

dark horse

Brute Force

H(((0v0)))T

Brain Freeze

Kill Whitey

Buzz Kill

Jack Hammer

BIG Drama

Drama Llama

Poop Flingin' Monkeys
The ShortBus All-Stars
Pookies Sunday Spectacular
Yesterday's Corn

Disposable Heroes

GLorious Bastard

Damage Inc.

Bromeo

TykeBomb

Glass Half Empty

Atrocious Procrastinator

Sallypie

~( . ^ (oo) ^ . )~

Wanksta

Mayor Mojo

Kid Kenobi

Jack Jones

Cornbread Kid

hitlerstolemypotato

Power Trip

Evil 9

atomic hooligan

Tokyo Ghetto Pussy

Disco Dick

Stimulus Dept.

Jo Jo's Mystery Meat

Sugardaddy

Hero of the Day

Fixxxer

Groover

Lord Groove

Big Donkey

Auntie Psychotic

BiG DiCK

(_)_)===BIGCOCK===D

Retarded Jimmy

Gordy Johncock Jr.

Barry Brownstain

Mandy Mansauce

Cornbread King

Poo Nanny

Board Lord

Sweet Amber

Amber Kush

dumpster fire

family of shame

Fecal Tornado

Thunderpussy

Abortion Queen

CAMEL SALESMAN

Pookie wookie wheres my cookie?

Big Lollipop

Donkey Show

grinding Unicorn Horns

Bleedin' Green

Snap Back To Reality

HollywoodHigh
Hail Damage

Kill the Clock

Greasy Dumptruck

Hammer of the Fantasy Gods

Island of the Misfit Toys

Fuckzilla

TummySperm

Bangkok Sugardaddies
Butter Chickens

DiCK
Spicy Curry Boys
Elephant Gravediggers

Last Minute Decisions

Super Seamen

Seven Jerks and a Squirt

Mulaka

Narcoleptic mattress Salesman

Max Fightmaster

Your Hero
Skippy Clueless

Super Dominate Male
Crazy drunk Guy

Dedicated Deviant

SpeciaL Ed

itchy pussy

Hot Headed Commander
Pimpin Ain't Easy

TEAM VIAGRA

Vagisil Breath

Always Smell It First

Pink Slimy Things

I am Ryan Leaf

Pleasureman

Green Bowl Packers

Spooky

Pookey

War Pigs
Sack Lunch

sir Dingily Dang

________ Captain

Fuck Muppet

Five Generations of Lodge Family Breeding
Penetrate the Hole

Notorious v.a.g.
The Courtesy Flushers

The Quart of Blood Technique
The Penis Wrinkles

The Threat

Happy Jack

The Duke of Oil

Directorate S

King of Paste

*AssTrick*

Furious George

Deep Cheese

Cheesy Tacos

Government Cheese

Amish Threesome

Amish Electricians

Accidental Sodomy

ALLah AkBAR

Tastes Like Chicken

Caucasion Sensations

Tension Whore

Sexy names........

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Meat Curtains

Meat Popsicles

Silent Assasin of Fun

BiG B( . )( . )Bs

BiGGer B( o )( o )Bs

SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST

Thrillseek!

Fuckbuddy

AIDS Monster

MexicanPorkSword

BIG TIME TIMMY

Anal Emma

FAIL

sisyphus_rex

ChickenFwiedWice (pic u have)

Diggernick

kuntmuscle

Bomb

Kaboom

Saucy

( . )Y( . )

CockBoy

baby jebus

Clitoria

Time Well Wasted

Cancer Bunny

Bumgravy

Poo Finger

Pure Bastard Extract

Results of Inbreeding

Urateups Mom

Stereo Hulk

Blow Job Queen

Recovery Room​

 

[Weeg]

cool

 

[X]

X is cool

I know, Thanks anyhoo little buddy (:

 

[Weeg]

I know, Thanks anyhoo little buddy (: